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[BLUE VAN'S "SILLY BOY" PLAYING]
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[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]
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¶¶ I might be wrong but I might be right
Anyhow, I know I tried ¶¶
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¶¶ I better leave, I better leave
I better stop ¶¶
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¶¶ I like her taste when it fills my soul ¶¶
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¶¶ I'll tell you something
I've never told anyone ¶¶
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¶¶ Not anyone, not anyone ¶¶
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¶¶ Everyone's got a bleeding heart ¶¶
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¶¶ I don't know where
Or when to start ¶¶
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¶¶ I better bleed, I better bleed
I better stop ¶¶
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¶¶ Silly boys, you ran away ¶¶
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¶¶ You're unemployed
You'd waste away ¶¶
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¶¶ Silly boys, you ran away ¶¶
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¶¶ You're unemployed
You'd waste away ¶¶
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¶¶ Silly boys, you run away too far ¶¶
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¶¶ Remember this
Remember where you are ¶¶
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[VOMITING]
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What the fuck?
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¶¶ Life is good, it's what I see
That makes me wanna disagree ¶¶
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¶¶ I better leave, I better leave
I better not ¶¶
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¶¶ I better leave, I better leave
I better not ¶¶
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¶¶ You might be wrong
'Cause you know I'm right ¶¶
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¶¶ If you lose your way
You just follow mine ¶¶
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¶¶ I better leave, I better leave
I better stop ¶¶¶¶
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And I'll still be
in love with you.
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It's that way that you, uh...
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It's the way that you...
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Wait, shit.
Come on, Dave, what is it?
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That, uh... That amazing...
It's that amazing way that...
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Who are you talking to?
Oh! Jesus.
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You scared the crap out of me.
Sorry.
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No, it's all right.
I just... Um, I thought I was alone.
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So you were talking to no one?
No.
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You go to Humphrey?
Yeah. Westerberg?
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North.
Do you know whose party this is?
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No, not a clue. What about you?
No, I don't know.
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I got brought by some friends.
Not even friends, really, just these girls.
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They might be whores.
Or at least whorish.
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The guys I hang out with,
we drive around all night
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calling everyone we know,
just looking for some party.
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I mean, any party.
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We'll finally find one, and we'll get here
and we won't know anybody
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so we just stand around
and eventually just leave,
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go look for some other party.
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That's silly. Why do you do it?
What else are you gonna do, right?
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[LAUGHING]
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Why'd you come out tonight?
I don't know.
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A laugh, maybe.
But I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
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I got someone. I mean, kind of.
I have a dude.
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Who?
Why?
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Maybe I know him.
You don't. He's older.
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So why aren't you
in there right now
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putting moves on some waifish
sophomore with low self-esteem?
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I just kind of have one girl
that I'm kind of interested in.
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So, what's her name?
Jane.
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Jane Nussbaum?
Harmon.
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So, what's your name?
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Dave.
Dave, I'm Aubrey.
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Audrey.
Aubrey.
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Aubrey.
Yeah.
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And you go to North.
Senior?
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Junior.
Right. Of course you are, yeah.
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What is that supposed to mean?
Am I not mature enough for you?
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No, of course not.
I mean, no, of course you are.
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It's just, uh, you don't have that look
in your eye, you know?
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Not sure I do.
That desperate, kind of demented look.
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The "Whoo, I'm a senior and I'm
graduating in less than a month,
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and all my nights of drunken
high school parties are almost over."
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You got that look.
Right?
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So this girl Jane, she, um...
She doesn't like you back?
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She likes me.
Um, platonically. As a friend.
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Oh, I know what "platonically" means.
I'm a junior, not a moron.
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I'm sorry.
It's cool, Dave.
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So have you tried?
Like actually tried?
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I think she's gonna hook up
with Brendan Meltzer tonight.
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Ooh, my friend hooked up
with Brendan once.
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There you go.
He is ripped.
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What are you doing to me?
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I'm just saying if she's with Brendan
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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Well, trust me, they're not up, okay?
That's why I'm out here.
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Because you're hiding?
I'm not hiding.
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Fleeing?
No.
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Fleeing?
Yeah.
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I just... Ugh.
I had to get out of there, okay?
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I couldn't exactly stand around
watching the girl that I'm in love with
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flirt with the best-Iooking guy ever.
It's torture.
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Want some gum?
No, thanks. I'm good.
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Yeah, actually.
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Uh, I should get back inside before,
you know, they leave without me.
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Hey, let me ask you a question.
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Hmm?
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Do you think it's possible that there's
something I could say to this girl,
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uh, just some way
I could tell her how I feel
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in a way that just would make her
fall for me? You know?
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What do you have in mind?
Here.
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Wow.
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[CHUCKLES]
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"Jane...
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Janey,
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lately I've been feeling
like there's so much noise.
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You know, uh, so much static.
All these voices competing for attention.
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Teachers, parents, magazines.
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What's in, what's out, who's cool,
who's not cool enough.
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And it's like all this shit just gets so loud,
I feel like I can't even hear myself think.
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You know,
I just wanna get in my car and drive.
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But then I see you.
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I see you across the hall,
leaning against your locker
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in that jacket that you love
so much,
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and, uh, the way you tuck your hair
back behind your ears.
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And you see me and you smile.
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You just smile,
and it's like all that noise fades away.
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You know?
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And the only thing I can hear
is the sound of your voice
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when you call out my name."
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Hmm.
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Oh, no. Oh, my...
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Oh, my God, I'm literally
too embarrassing to even live.
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No. No.
I can't believe I just said that. Out loud.
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I mean, even to you. L...
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I can't even believe
I was gonna say that to her. I was.
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Okay. It's not that
so much as she doesn't...
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She doesn't really care about that shit,
you know, the noise and the magazines.
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And she definitely doesn't wanna hear
how beautiful you think she is when
she tucks her hair behind her ears.
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I mean, I doubt she really
wants to hear anything.
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All she wants to feel is a little less
freaked out than she already does,
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which, you know,
is probably very.
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So she wants to be with a guy
who seems less freaked out than she is,
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and if you can be that guy,
then rad.
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But if you can't...
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then you're not
gonna be her dude.
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I'm never gonna be her dude, am I?
Not with that attitude, my friend, no.
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And you're a senior,
so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.
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Maybe in college you can reinvent
yourself as a doer, not a talker.
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Maybe.
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Well, you should probably
get back, huh?
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Or, you know, if you're worried
your friends are gonna leave...
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You asked for my opinion.
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No, I was just gonna say
you could catch a ride home with me.
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Oh. Well, um...
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Yeah, those whores
won't leave without me.
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They're all probably hooking up
with somebody.
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I would have to go and unhook them,
and I don't feel like doing that, so...
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Then don't.
All right. I won't.
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Great.
Okay.
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[THE CONCRETES' "OH MY LOVE"
OVER SPEAKERS NEARBY]
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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This song is amazing.
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Yeah, this song is amazing.
Amazing.
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Wanna dance with me?
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I don't know, I...
Do you wanna? Ahem.
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Do you wanna dance with me?
Hmm, no.
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What?
Well, l... Mm-mm.
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Just...
"No."
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Man, way to build up my confidence.
You did... Well, l...
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Which was lacking. It was lacking.
And you even pointed it out.
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Look, it's just I don't dance publicly.
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And I don't do...
I don't do PDA either.
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Those couples,
they make me nauseous.
It's like, "Really, guys?
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You're gonna make out in the fricking
mall in front of everybody?" Ugh.
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Okay, well, first of all,
we're all alone here,
you know.
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Second of all, I mean,
I was just talking about
one dance, you know.
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Well?
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
It's just like the cheesiest thing ever.
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All we need now is for it to be raining,
and, like...
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I mean, it's just so tired, right?
And completely...
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Would you deal with it?
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[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
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Your balls are vibrating.
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Uh...
Uh...
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Um...
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Uh... Huh.
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What? What?
Oh, it's just the cops are here.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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BOY 1: Get out of here!
BOY 2: Get out of here! Cops!
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Where's your car?
BOY 3: We're out of here, man.
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Oh, I didn't drive. The Englishman did.
AUBREY: What?
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My little English friend.
AUBREY: Who?
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They're taking everybody's name,
they're handcuffing people.
It's every man for himself. Let's go.
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[SIRENS WAILING NEARBY]
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What's wrong with you assholes?
Let's go.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
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What should we do?
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Um, hang on, I just need to...
I'll call my...
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[CAR ENGINE REWING]
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[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
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My house is like 10 blocks away.
You wanna walk with me for a little?
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Yes.
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AUBREY:
Where are you gonna go to college?
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DAVE:
Uh, Columbia.
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AUBREY:
Wow, so you're, like,
Smartypants McGee.
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DAVE:
No, I don't know about
"Smartypants McGee."
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AUBREY:
Any idea what you might wanna do?
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DAVE: I wanna teach.
I wanna live in New York and teach.
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Oh.
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Elementary school to start.
Somewhere where there's
a real need, you know?
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Uh, then probably
developmental psychology.
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Oh, so you pretty much know
exactly what you wanna do.
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Yeah. How about you?
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I have no idea. I like collage.
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Collage?
And I draw some.
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I'm learning how to play the drums.
Helps me work out my aggression.
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You got a lot of aggression?
The average amount, I think.
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Heh. Are you, uh?
Are you happy?
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Happy? Heh.
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Yeah, do you think of yourself
as a reasonably happy person?
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Content or what have you?
No, I wouldn't say content.
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I'm just... I'm ready to get out of here.
I'm so over high school.
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You've still
got another year.
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I'm aware of that. Dick.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You?
Me what?
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Are you a happy-go-lucky
kind of kid?
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Because I'll slap you if you are.
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Well, I am right now,
which is surprising.
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You know I'm dating someone?
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER CAR SPEAKERS]
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Oh! Ha!
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Wait. Krasne?
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What?
No, dude, it's Wurtzheimer, dude.
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It's Wurtzheimer.
Sorry, man, not him.
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Don't apologize for who you are
or who you're not.
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That ought to be
on a T-shirt, right?
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You guys know where this, um...
This party's at?
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Oh, it just got broken up by the police.
No, dude, the one on, uh, Chestnut.
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That's where we just were.
You sure about that?
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Pretty sure.
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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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But, hey, you guys want a ride?
I guess we're heading west.
231
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,214
No, I'm just a few blocks away.
I'm fine on my own if you wanna...
232
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,617
DAVE:
Uh...
233
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,089
Uh, actually, you know what?
We're good, man. Thanks, though.
234
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,094
Suit yourselves.
You kids are adorable.
235
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:56,265
Yeah.
Take it easy, Wurtzheimer, all right?
236
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,060
[CHUCKLES]
237
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,436
Well, this is me.
238
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,206
[DOG BARKING]
239
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,351
That's me. This is me.
Um...
240
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,752
Well, hey. Uh...
Yes? Yeah?
241
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:22,360
I don't know, would you wanna
maybe hang out sometime?
242
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,018
What were we just doing?
243
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,287
That...
244
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,132
I don't know, I mean...
I just meant...
245
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,326
You asking me for my number?
I was easing into it.
246
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,801
Hmm. Okay.
247
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,533
Okay, fine?
Yes, go. Give it to me.
248
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,944
Do you wanna come in
for a second?
249
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,614
What about your boyfriend?
250
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:49,913
I'm not gonna doink you or anything.
I know.
251
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:53,684
What about your parents?
You have to be really quiet.
252
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,850
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
253
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,811
[DOOR CLOSES]
254
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,912
Uh, do you want
something to drink?
255
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,751
DAVE:
Uh, sure.
256
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,292
AUBREY:
Uh, what do you want?
257
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,895
I don't know.
Whatever you're having is fine.
258
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,554
Well, I'm gonna have some wine.
259
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,359
Yeah, works for me.
260
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,580
[CORKSCREW WHIRRING]
261
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,061
Oh, shit.
262
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:15,134
DAVE:
This is really very cool.
263
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,537
[LEONARD COHEN'S
"IF IT BE YOUR WILL" PLAYING]
264
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,551
¶¶ If it be your will ¶¶
265
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,517
Heh. It's true, huh?
266
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,555
The sound quality
really is way better than a download.
267
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,749
Not really.
268
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,188
Oh.
269
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,754
Then why?
270
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:44,369
I just like the idea of it.
You know, a record collection.
271
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,470
You know, most of them are my dad's.
272
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,106
¶¶ I will speak no more ¶¶
273
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,910
¶¶ I shall abide until ¶¶
274
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,246
¶¶ I am spoken for ¶¶
275
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,082
¶¶ If it be your will ¶¶¶¶
276
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,958
You wanna know
when I'm really happy?
277
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,618
Four o'clock.
278
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,959
Home from school, and the sun
comes through that window
279
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,593
and just makes the carpet all,
like, warm.
280
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,536
And I sit here cutting out pictures.
281
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,836
When I was little,
it was Crayolas, but...
282
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,673
I've never been more content
than when I'm just,
283
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,748
you know, by myself,
doing my thing.
284
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,019
Yeah, I know what you mean.
285
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,384
I mean, I'm not alone much,
definitely not in my house,
286
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,685
but, um, I have my car.
287
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:46,297
Some nights, I just like to drive around,
music up, windows down, just...
288
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,693
Have you had sex yet?
289
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,868
What?
Just asking.
290
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,969
Honestly?
No, lie to me.
291
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,942
Not yet.
292
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,347
I mean, not that there haven't been
some opportunities.
293
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,814
Oh, yeah, girls lining up
to have sex with you?
294
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,748
No, that's not what I meant.
295
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,150
You wanna have sex with Jane?
296
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:17,694
I guess, yeah. But I don't like
to fantasize about, um...
297
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,799
I fantasize about holding her hand
and kissing in the rain.
298
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,595
You know, all that cheesy,
tired romantic shit
299
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,738
that you're such a fan of.
300
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,033
And I fantasize about having sex
with Casey Flynn.
301
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,940
Is that an actress I should know?
She's a girl who goes to my school.
302
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,844
She's the girl that everyone
wants to have sex with
because she's, you know, mean.
303
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,978
Oh.
304
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:42,848
Jane's the girl that you want
to be your girlfriend.
305
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:47,355
The virgin and the skank.
Tale as old as time.
306
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,517
Have you done it yet?
307
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,556
None of your business.
308
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:12,712
Everything cool has been ruined.
Was before we got here.
309
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,786
Even sex and relationships.
310
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:20,856
It's all just so safe and convenient.
311
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,221
Homogenized.
312
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:28,622
Exchange profiles, boil your
personality down to some,
like, compatibility equation.
313
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,667
"What's your favorite movie?
Who's your favorite recording artist?"
314
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,031
And then with one easy click,
315
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,834
we too can realize our dream
of boning someone exactly like us.
316
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,773
Get married,
give birth to two and a half babies.
317
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:45,474
We can all post the pictures
on Facebook or Twitter.
318
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,881
No, that's... That is not for me.
319
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:51,887
I wanna meet a man
the old-fashioned way, you know,
320
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,116
like in a bar.
321
00:19:55,727 --> 00:20:00,528
How about a dark alley?
Crazy guy who talks to himself?
322
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,300
Give me your hand.
323
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,210
Which one am I?
324
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,611
The virgin or the skank?
325
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,251
[DAVE SCOFFS]
326
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,315
I've never met anyone like you before.
327
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,793
That's a pretty good answer.
328
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,558
¶¶ If it be your will ¶¶
329
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,098
¶¶ If there is a choice ¶¶
330
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:46,475
¶¶ Let the rivers fill ¶¶
331
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,479
¶¶ Let the hills rejoice ¶¶
332
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:58,921
¶¶ Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell ¶¶
333
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,288
I have trouble sleeping
with someone in the room.
334
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,624
Oh. I'll take off.
No.
335
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:11,564
It's just, sleepovers, camp,
I always hated them.
336
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,568
Not because I minded being away,
337
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:17,675
but because there was always
some mouth breather next to me.
338
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,811
You don't have to explain.
I'll go.
339
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:23,345
Not yet. I just, um...
340
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,083
Maybe we could lie here
for a minute.
341
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:33,515
And I could just close my eyes,
see what it's like.
342
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,154
Is that okay?
343
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,093
Okay.
344
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,561
¶¶ All dressed to kill ¶¶
345
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,602
¶¶ And end this night ¶¶
346
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,408
¶¶ If it be your will ¶¶
347
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,575
¶¶ If it be your will ¶¶¶¶
348
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,543
Your heart is beating really fast.
349
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,546
I know.
350
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,446
Sorry.
351
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,345
It's cool, Hodgman.
352
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,929
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
353
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,637
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
354
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:27,608
MOM:
Honey, wake up. It's almost 11.
355
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,972
Oh, shit.
MOM: Aubrey?
356
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,777
Yeah. I'll be out in a minute.
MOM: Okay.
357
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,954
Oh. Oh, God, no. I'm so sorry.
358
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,253
[WHISPERS]
Okay, you've gotta get out.
The window.
359
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,564
[GRUNTING]
360
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,165
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hurry.
Uh, okay.
361
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,001
What now?
Jump.
362
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,670
[YELLS]
[AUBREY GASPS]
363
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:07,978
[THUD]
364
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,677
[DAVE GROANING]
365
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,626
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
366
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:23,529
Okay, go. Call me.
Okay. Yes.
367
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:26,569
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't even think I got your number.
368
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,796
Aubrey?
369
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,203
Aubrey!
370
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,637
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
371
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,583
DAVE:
Badass. I was like
Jason Bourne, you know?
372
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:44,620
Or Jason Statham.
Then I called you.
373
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,617
What?
You're a sweet boy, you know that?
374
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,626
Shut up.
No, you truly are.
375
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:54,561
Your Bambi-like innocence
is just, what? Adorable.
376
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,792
I'm gonna pinch your cheek.
Screw you.
377
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,232
David, there is no boyfriend.
378
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,497
But...
No.
379
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,073
What, you think she made it up?
\Yes, of course she did.
380
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,211
Girls have to say they have a boyfriend
when they meet some random dick.
381
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,212
It's practically in the manual.
I don't know, I really believed her.
382
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,783
Of course you did. Even now,
when I'm assuring you it's bullshit.
383
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:17,012
It's how you know if she likes you.
In a couple of days, chuck her a text.
384
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:20,852
See if she wants to hang out,
get some Chinese, get some
Szechuan chicken.
385
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:24,052
If she says "boyfriend,"
you know she didn't really like you.
Thanks, love.
386
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:27,426
But you can always tell yourself,
"Hey, she has a boyfriend."
387
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:31,831
You know? "It's not me."
It's a good system. Tell him.
388
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,402
I'm not gonna text her.
Why not?
389
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:38,202
I thought you said
she had a tight little bottom.
390
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:41,311
Because.
Because of Jane?
391
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,744
Seriously, David,
that's never gonna happen.
392
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,577
I accidentally spilled wine
on her carpet.
393
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,047
Right. Who gives a shit?
She does.
394
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,452
She's got this thing about her carpet.
395
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:58,563
The way the sunlight hits it
at a certain point in the afternoon and...
396
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,999
Couldn't text her even if I wanted to.
397
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,931
She didn't give you her number,
did she?
398
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,502
No. She started to.
399
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,469
She typed in the first few digits,
and then we...
400
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,034
But I did get those first three digits
on my phone, right? So...
401
00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:16,806
I mean, come on, how many
possible combinations of numbers
could there really be?
402
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:18,745
Ten thousand.
403
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:22,514
Just call Information.
Don't be stupid, okay?
404
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,450
She's not gonna be listed.
405
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:27,148
Plus, I don't even know
her parents' first names.
406
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,522
And Lashanda says there's like
337 Millers in Deranja County.
407
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,957
What's the shit's a Lashanda?
408
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,325
The lady I talked to
when I called Information.
409
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:35,830
Well, you know where she lives.
410
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:40,665
I know where she... Great.
So I could stand outside of her house?
411
00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:43,103
Because that won't be so creepy.
Yes. Great.
412
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,244
Find her on Facebook.
I don't think she does Facebook.
413
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:48,208
She doesn't believe
in that sort of thing.
414
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,109
She doesn't believe in it?
415
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,878
This girl sounds like a ginormous
ass-ache, my friend.
416
00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,714
Like a huge ache in my ass.
417
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,981
I'm telling you, I know the type.
I know the type.
418
00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:02,388
The alternative rock indie chick
who only goes to art films,
419
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,860
smells like vegan food,
can't be bothered to shave her pits.
420
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:09,159
Eventually falls in love
with a scary bull dyke named Harley.
421
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,131
Where do you even come up...?
Stanwyck.
422
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,601
What are you jabbering about?
Stanwyck goes to North.
423
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:16,707
Stanwyck goes to North.
We'll call Stanwyck.
424
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,537
He'll have access to the student
database. Just thought of that.
425
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:22,505
[BEST COAST'S "THE END"
PLAYING]
426
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:24,444
[LINE RINGING]
427
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:25,810
STANWYCK [OVER PHONE]:
What do you want?
428
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,747
DALDRY:
Stanwyck, it's Daldry. I need a favor.
429
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:31,116
You can finally pay me back
for giving you Courtney Yamazaki.
430
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:34,383
She was never gonna go out with you.
She thinks you're disgusting.
431
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:37,494
Whatever gets you through the night.
What do you want?
432
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,755
We need a number for a girl
that goes to North.
433
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,491
Uh, hold on a sec. What year?
434
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:45,830
Junior.
Who was that?
435
00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,471
Uh, it's Hodgman.
436
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:51,439
Uh, junior. Okay.
It's gonna be Aubrey Miller.
437
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,511
Miller, Audrey.
Aubrey.
438
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:58,012
Aubrey Miller.
Just an address and the home number.
439
00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,378
No cell?
What did I say?
440
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,985
Okay, how about an e-mail?
441
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:06,180
Just the home number.
You want it or not, Dave?
442
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:09,125
Yes, give us the number.
443
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:13,354
[OVER CAR SPEAKERS]
¶¶ I went out with this guy ¶¶
444
00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:16,159
¶¶ This guy ¶¶¶¶
445
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:19,235
Hey, we're gonna see that movie
tonight, 7:15, Old Orchard.
446
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,895
What movie?
Where the world ends in like five days.
447
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:24,405
Three days.
Three days. Not a lot of time.
448
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,544
That movie's gonna suck.
I think I'll skip it.
449
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,235
David.
450
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:33,414
Look, it goes without saying,
leave it a few days before
you call this girl.
451
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:35,985
You know, let's give the illusion
that you have a life.
452
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:40,318
Of course. Of course. I mean,
I'm happy we got the number,
but I don't know.
453
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,722
I probably...
Hey, probably won't even call her at all.
454
00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:45,863
We'll see. We'll see how I feel
by the end of the week or something.
455
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:47,123
Or in like a couple weeks.
456
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:52,592
Uh, hi, yes, is this Mr. Miller?
DAD: I don't take solicitations.
457
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:56,832
No, no, no. I'm, uh...
I'm actually a friend of your...
458
00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:01,607
Well, one of your daughters.
Only got the one that I'm aware of.
459
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,271
Yup, right, okay.
Well, I'm a friend of Aubrey's.
460
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:05,814
Uh-huh.
461
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,911
Yes, well,
may I speak with her, please?
462
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,082
Hello?
Aubrey?
463
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:17,387
Speaking.
Well, hey, it's Dave.
464
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:21,862
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, hold on one second.
465
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,830
One second. Um...
466
00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,563
Hi. What's up?
467
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:34,440
Oh, uh, well, nothing much, actually.
I just, uh...
468
00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:39,106
I got home safely, so there's that.
Rest easy, I guess. Heh.
469
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:42,344
But I don't know, I just wanted
to make sure that, um, you were cool.
470
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,513
You know, that everything was cool with,
uh, you know...
471
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,715
Yeah.
472
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,519
Yeah, everything's cool?
Yeah.
473
00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:54,427
Great. Good. Sweet.
Uh, well, okay. Um...
474
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,363
Well, hey, I also wanted to say, uh...
Well, or ask you.
475
00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:00,231
What are you doing later?
476
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,367
Uh, I don't know.
Ha, ha.
477
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,770
I think I'm gonna go to a movie
with Ronny.
478
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,467
Ronny?
Ronny.
479
00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:07,838
Ronny. Of course.
480
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,880
That's good. That's actually funny,
though, because I'm going
to the movies tonight too.
481
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:14,382
Um, but we're going to Old Orchard.
482
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:15,576
[LAUGHING]
483
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,880
Well, that's where I'm going.
484
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,486
Then I guess I'll see you.
Maybe.
485
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:23,957
All right. Well, cool.
Cool.
486
00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:25,994
Later.
487
00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:37,039
I think that went pretty well, right?
488
00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:39,476
[CHUCKLES]
489
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:43,403
Can we finish this?
Listen.
490
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:45,947
I'm not gonna lecture you on parenting.
That's not my thing.
491
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,483
You stick to your area,
and I will stick to mine.
492
00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,018
But let me just say this:
493
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,986
We all knew at some point
I was going to have a drink.
494
00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:56,093
It's inevitable.
I am a teenager, and this is America,
495
00:29:56,261 --> 00:30:00,561
and isn't it way better that
I do it here, alone in my room
with a glass of wine,
496
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:04,065
rather than at some party,
doing Jager shots with some
frat-boy date rapist?
497
00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:07,466
Or when I could be killed
in, like, a fiery car accident?
498
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:12,675
Well?
Look, this isn't just about wine. This...
499
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:15,904
You spilled it. You... You...
500
00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:20,108
Ugh. I don't even know.
What was the question again?
501
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:23,914
Can I go to the movies tonight,
or are we gonna punish me
for being responsible?
502
00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:25,646
[SIGHS]
503
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,418
Really?
504
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,526
You may go.
505
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,890
Good.
506
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,137
It was a good talk.
507
00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:42,999
[OVER CAR SPEAKERS]
¶¶ Whoa, whoa ¶¶
508
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,904
¶¶ Oh, yeah, yeah ¶¶
509
00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:48,641
¶¶ Whoa, whoa ¶¶¶¶
510
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:49,973
How you doing?
511
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,581
[SIGHS]
512
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,579
Well, you know, I've been better.
513
00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:59,348
I've had a really rough week,
emotionally.
514
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,687
And I'm telling you
because I might not be, like,
515
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,353
a ton of fun tonight or...
516
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,522
You've been crying.
517
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,364
Anyway.
518
00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:15,599
How are you?
519
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,864
Fine.
520
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,340
[THE JAMESTOWN STORY'S
"HEAD SPIN" PLAYING]
521
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:23,105
DAVE: This is so not cool.
What am I doing here, you know?
522
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:29,586
She's gonna think I'm stalking her
like some weird, creepy nerd.
523
00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,984
Remember Aaron Finklestein?
Uh-huh.
524
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:34,147
That's gonna be me.
That's gonna be me.
525
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:36,384
God, the poor bastard
was never heard from again.
526
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,324
Then again,
I don't plan on raping anybody.
527
00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:41,556
Don't look now, lambchop.
This shit just got real.
528
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,530
No, okay...
Hey.
529
00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:48,238
Mr. Daldry.
Jane.
530
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,637
B. Hey, where did you
disappear to last night?
531
00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:54,004
I was looking for you.
Um, I was around.
532
00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:56,840
I wanted us to have
one of our famous late-night talks.
533
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,745
So, what are you doing later?
Um, I don't know.
534
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,250
Daldry, what are we doing later?
DALDRY: Uh, no commitments.
535
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,685
We're keeping our options open.
Although I may have a lead for
a party in La Mesa.
536
00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:08,849
We could go to my house.
The parentals are in Cabo,
537
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,621
and I told those losers from Huntington
I may have people over.
538
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:13,821
Come on. What are we seeing?
539
00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:16,933
Hey, Dave.
Hey. Hey.
540
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:18,594
[CHUCKLES]
541
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,499
Hi. Um, I'm Jane.
542
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:24,068
Oh, I'm Aubrey.
This is Ronny.
543
00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:25,402
What's up, dudes?
544
00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:26,804
Hey, Daldry.
Yeah?
545
00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:29,412
Come meet Aubrey
and her boyfriend, Ronny.
546
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,275
Her boyfriend, Ronny.
547
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:35,044
Oh, marvelous. I'm Simon Daldry.
Pleasure to meet you both.
548
00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:40,680
This is, uh, Brianna, Erica,
Big Corporation.
549
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:41,882
AUBREY:
Wait, sorry?
550
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,756
It's a football thing.
It's what everyone calls him.
551
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,328
Big Corporation.
I get it.
552
00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,795
It's funny because corporations
are destroying everything.
553
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,800
Like the environment, democracy,
culture, music.
554
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,404
It's ironic. I love it.
555
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:58,565
Right. We're gonna see
How the World Ends, yeah?
556
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,109
How about you guys?
Uh, the new Almodóvar film.
557
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,941
Oh, actually, no.
I'm not down for subtitles tonight.
558
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:06,413
Is it cool if we see
something else?
559
00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,042
Oh. Heh.
560
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:12,280
She's so bashful. But don't be fooled.
She's a tigress when we're alone.
561
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,981
Whatever you want,
my little tiger cub.
562
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,718
You wanna go and see
a dumb kiddy movie,
that's fine by me.
563
00:33:16,894 --> 00:33:20,091
I just wanna be next to you tonight.
Yeah.
564
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,124
MAN 1 [ON FILM]:
Go, go, go, go, go!
565
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:26,736
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING
AND MEN YELLING ON FILM]
566
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,166
[GIRL SHRIEKS ON FILM]
567
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,328
GIRL:
Mommy!
568
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,168
[SQUISHING AND CRUNCHING
ON FILM]
569
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:34,106
MAN 2:
Not on my watch, you alien bitch.
570
00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:36,178
[GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS
ON FILM]
571
00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:52,289
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING ON FILM]
572
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:03,429
MAN 1: Come on, boys. Lock and load.
Hit them high, hit them low.
573
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,773
MAN 2:
Suck on this.
574
00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,934
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
575
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,544
MAN 2: Tell Mikey I love him
and I'll always love him.
576
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,121
MAN 1:
You tell him yourself.
577
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:21,856
[TIRES SCREECHING
AND SIRENS WAILING ON FILM]
578
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
MAN 1:
Run. Go. Run, run.
579
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,199
We've only got one shot at this.
580
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:41,572
[BEEPING THEN EXPLOSIONS
ON FILM]
581
00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:45,839
[PEOPLE SCREAMING ON FILM]
582
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,480
[GUNFIRE ON FILM]
583
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:02,966
Really wonderful film, huh?
584
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:06,868
Yeah. It's touching.
585
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,040
Hey, listen...
I'm sorry
586
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:14,201
that I made you jump off the roof.
That was nuts. And dangerous.
587
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:17,814
And I'm sorry if I was a little, like...
Ugh.
588
00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:21,440
You know, on the phone.
I just... I wig out a little sometimes.
589
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:25,214
Not that that's an excuse.
Give me your cell.
590
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,148
Uh... Oh.
591
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:39,569
Okay. And I forgive you.
592
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,168
So...
So.
593
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:52,374
So you're here with Jane.
She's really pretty.
594
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:53,915
Yeah, she's all right.
595
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:57,145
And she's sitting next to you
and she's holding your hand.
596
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,983
It kind of seems like she likes you.
No.
597
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,648
I don't know.
Okay.
598
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,819
I'm definitely having thoughts
about the sexy time with her, though.
599
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,227
Wow.
Definitely. So thanks for that.
600
00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:10,833
Maybe that's good.
Take her off the pedestal.
601
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,594
Besides, that cheeseball
romance stuff?
602
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:16,763
That's strictly for Nicholas Sparks books
and commercials for De Beers.
603
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:20,035
It's like Zussman says, it's all biology.
Natural selection.
604
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,735
A female chooses
her strongest mate
605
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,245
so that her offspring have
a greater chance at survival.
606
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,439
Zussman?
607
00:36:25,616 --> 00:36:28,881
Uh, Mr. Zussman.
He's my biology teacher.
608
00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:31,521
Although I suppose
he's selling something too.
609
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:35,420
Well, I'm not sure I'm the strongest mate
in my particular gene pool,
610
00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,857
Ugh.
But I guess we can give it shot, right?
611
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,929
Come on.
Confidence is sexy, Hodgman.
612
00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:43,066
I know. That's what my mom
keeps telling me.
613
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,725
I should go back inside.
614
00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:47,302
Yeah.
615
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,733
Well, hey,
Ronny seems like a cool guy.
616
00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:52,341
Does he?
No.
617
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:55,343
Uh, well... I mean, I can't tell yet.
618
00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:57,003
[CHUCKLES]
619
00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:58,614
Okay.
620
00:36:58,783 --> 00:37:00,876
Hey, listen. Um...
621
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:04,885
A bunch of us were gonna go
to that girl's house after, to Brianna's.
622
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,752
Mm-hm.
Uh, I guess some other people too.
623
00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:10,689
It's not like a party. It's just a thing.
Okay.
624
00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:13,295
Yeah, let me talk to him.
Sweet. Talk to him.
625
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,126
I guess, uh,
enjoy the end of the world.
626
00:37:25,676 --> 00:37:26,734
I wanna travel.
627
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:31,844
All right.
Last night you got me thinking
628
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:35,281
about what I wanna do,
and I definitely wanna travel.
629
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,244
Like, as a career?
630
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:41,323
Last summer I, uh, got to visit my uncle
and his boyfriend in Madrid.
631
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,586
One day I was just, like,
walking around and I got lost.
632
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,229
And, you know,
my cell phone was dead,
633
00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:48,092
and I had no idea
where their apartment was.
634
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:52,362
Then I was worried I was
gonna have to adapt to life
as a street person in Madrid.
635
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:54,231
Finally I just wandered out
into this plaza
636
00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:56,737
and I sat by this fountain
and I just, like, breathed.
637
00:37:56,907 --> 00:38:01,401
And I realized I had been so focused
on where I was going and getting back
638
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:05,379
that I hadn't even noticed
where I was.
639
00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:08,143
I hadn't noticed anything.
And so I started to.
640
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,287
I started to notice, like,
641
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:13,379
the personality of the architecture
and, like,
642
00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:15,024
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
643
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:18,923
The way people would just, like,
greet each other on the streets.
644
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:24,227
And even the sky looked, like,
different over there.
645
00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:27,496
And it felt like I was just letting go
of something.
646
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:32,572
But also like I'm finally in the world.
647
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,305
Eventually, I found my way back,
but those few hours,
648
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,607
those were, like, the best.
649
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,849
It was the best part of my trip,
and I just...
650
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:47,286
I wanna get back out there so bad.
There's so much stuff I wanna see.
651
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,649
Huh.
652
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,795
What?
653
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:55,260
Wow, that was so stupid.
654
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,492
No, no, no.
No, I'm sorry. That was weird.
655
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,761
It wasn't stupid. I just... I was...
656
00:39:00,604 --> 00:39:05,234
I was just listening to you,
and I wanna go with you.
657
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,340
Okay.
658
00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:14,640
Hey, babe.
What am I, seeing this shit alone?
659
00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:17,788
Yeah. I mean, no. No. No, heh.
660
00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:20,583
I'm coming. Oh, and, uh, here.
661
00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:25,296
[TELEKINESIS'
"I CANNOT LOVE YOU" PLAYING]
662
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,786
[TELEKINESIS'
"I CANNOT LOVE YOU" PLAYING]
663
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,326
[CHATTERING]
664
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:35,405
Let me tell you guys something.
665
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:39,168
Something you don't know,
because you haven't really
been out in the world yet.
666
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:43,041
But when you get to my age,
you'll realize that...
667
00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:46,509
You know, that everything
is just bullshit.
668
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:49,678
Nobody cares about anything
except making money, you know?
669
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,049
Like dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
670
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:56,887
So some glorified little office boy,
junior-executive prick
671
00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,360
is gonna tell the
Joan Cusack Experience
our stuff isn't commercial?
672
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:03,728
Screw you, pal. No.
No, I mean, I can probably...
673
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:08,235
What is the Joan Cusack Experience?
I think it's the name of his band.
674
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,773
RONNY: To be an artist. You know,
he's an idiot. "Sir, you're an idiot."
675
00:40:11,942 --> 00:40:14,502
That's why you just gotta
focus on the basics.
676
00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:17,112
The fundamentals.
The simple things, you know?
677
00:40:17,281 --> 00:40:18,908
The simple intricacies of life.
678
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:25,144
What are you thinking?
679
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:30,225
I think whoever said you
should always be yourself
obviously never met Ronny.
680
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:34,122
[MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS NEARBY]
681
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:40,570
JANE: Isn't this pool nuts?
I feel like we're at Hef's mansion.
682
00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:46,270
I'm Jane.
Aubrey. We met.
683
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:50,744
Right. You know Dave.
Yeah. A little.
684
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,473
Do you, like,
685
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:56,085
like him?
686
00:40:56,253 --> 00:41:00,189
Heh, what?
No. No, no. I, um...
687
00:41:00,357 --> 00:41:02,086
No, I'm with, um...
688
00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:05,723
that guy.
689
00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:08,964
Oh. Wow.
690
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,600
He is gorgeous.
691
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:13,965
I mean, I like Dave as a friend.
He's cool.
692
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,628
No, Dave is amazing.
693
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:20,667
He's one of my best friends.
Definitely my best guy friend.
694
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:24,713
He's always been there for me,
through all my terrible relationships
and shit,
695
00:41:24,882 --> 00:41:26,611
and I can tell him anything.
696
00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:30,379
He gives the best advice.
He's so smart.
697
00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:32,488
You should see the way he is
with his sister.
698
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:35,124
His sister?
Yeah, she's 5.
699
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,385
Or maybe 6. But so, so cute.
700
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:39,552
And he's, like,
super involved in her life,
701
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:42,790
because I guess the dad
isn't really around or whatever.
702
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:44,332
Where is he?
703
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,471
It's just that most guys our age
are completely self-absorbed,
you know?
704
00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:52,405
Yeah, I know. And they never shut up.
Never, right?
705
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:55,238
God, I am so sick
of these arrogant jagweeds,
706
00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:59,940
with their big stupid mouths
and their tiny little penises.
707
00:42:00,117 --> 00:42:03,484
We're not talking about Dave anymore.
We're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
708
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:07,112
Is he a douche bag?
World's most humongous douche bag.
709
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:08,485
Like, officially.
710
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:11,059
And you know what the
really sick part is? I knew it. I knew.
711
00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:14,163
And I knew he was probably
gonna tell everyone that we...
712
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:18,927
Because I've pretty much heard about
every single girl he's hooked up with,
so why would I be any...?
713
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,970
But anyway, I don't know.
714
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:26,633
All I want is once
for one of these boys to just, like,
715
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,607
ask me a question, you know?
716
00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:30,269
[CHUCKLES]
717
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:34,977
Like my opinion or how I'm doing
or really anything.
718
00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:39,145
Because at this point, if one of them
were to, like, open the door for me
719
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:40,813
or offer to buy dinner,
720
00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:44,222
I would be so frigging shocked,
I would probably fall over.
721
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,661
You know,
722
00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:53,332
sometimes it's just the guy
that you...
723
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,835
Sometimes what?
724
00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:01,468
Hmm?
725
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,409
Weren't you?
You were about to say something.
726
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,312
Was I?
727
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,742
No.
728
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:15,518
No, no. Well, heh, yes,
but now it's gone. Poof.
729
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:20,496
It was just, like, a second ago.
Yeah. Weird, right?
730
00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:21,926
Yeah.
731
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,532
RONNY:
Hey.
732
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:25,860
You.
733
00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:33,867
Dave.
734
00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:36,239
So where did you meet my lady?
735
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:40,208
In an alley.
She's, uh, pretty great, huh?
736
00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:42,318
What?
She's pretty great.
737
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:45,887
You know. Pretty, pretty, pretty great.
738
00:43:46,323 --> 00:43:48,416
Yeah, she is.
739
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:52,619
I mean, I don't usually
go for high school girls.
Too needy. Way too immature.
740
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,661
But this one,
741
00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:57,329
you know, she's inspiring.
742
00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:59,696
I'm actually writing a song
about her.
743
00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:02,361
Well, about her knees.
744
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,806
We're gonna have sex tonight.
745
00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:13,540
Yeah?
746
00:44:13,717 --> 00:44:17,050
Yeah. We were supposed to do it
last weekend, but I got the flu.
747
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:18,654
Sure.
748
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:23,486
I'm not gonna lie to you, Dan,
it's been a long time coming,
but we're finally doing it.
749
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,754
Gonna do it to it.
750
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,426
So where is this taking place?
751
00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:34,169
Um, probably in my van.
Jesus.
752
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,703
Shit, I gotta move that kick drum.
753
00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:41,971
Well, Ronny,
that sounds unforgettable.
754
00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:47,914
Pretty, pretty unforgettable.
755
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:54,782
I'm, uh...
756
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,219
gonna go drain the Lil Wayne.
757
00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:13,575
[SIGHS]
758
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,510
[PLAYING SOMBER MELODY]
759
00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:45,603
You never told me
you have a sister.
760
00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:48,635
I guess it never came up.
761
00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:52,304
She's my half sister, technically.
762
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:55,782
Her dad's not really
in our lives anymore anyway, so...
763
00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:58,217
What about your dad?
764
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:01,221
Remarried. Lives in Stovington.
765
00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:03,450
He's an endodontist.
766
00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:06,558
Gives one hell of a root canal,
if you're ever in need.
767
00:46:06,730 --> 00:46:10,598
You know, I just had this very
clear image in my head of you
768
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,759
and what your life was like
and your family.
769
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,530
And it turns out
that it was completely wrong.
770
00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,640
Stupid of me to think that
I knew you after one night.
771
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:20,368
Please don't have sex with Ronny.
772
00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:23,837
The guy is unbelievable.
773
00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:26,414
Yeah. You can't lose
your virginity to him.
774
00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:29,484
Why not?
Are you...? Are you kidding me?
775
00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,348
You know,
it's not some beautiful thing.
776
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,922
It's not some treasure
that I have to guard
777
00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:38,425
until I find the one
or the right person.
778
00:46:38,595 --> 00:46:42,759
Because there is no right person.
There's just some dude.
779
00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:46,334
Okay? And it happens,
and it's a little gnarly
and kind of uncomfortable,
780
00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:48,869
but one day,
one day it's gonna be terrific.
781
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:51,166
It's gonna be like crazy
porno-sex terrific.
782
00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:54,742
So I just gotta get from here to there
safely and on my own terms.
783
00:46:54,912 --> 00:46:58,780
And I know that Ronny is safe
because I have my own copy
of his test results.
784
00:46:58,949 --> 00:47:03,579
So would you please, please just tell me
why I can't go and get it over with?
785
00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:10,723
You know, I think it's finding
the right person that makes it special.
786
00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:15,595
Okay? But it sure as shit is not that guy.
Okay.
787
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:19,032
You know what, Dave? Heh.
788
00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:24,172
You... You are in love with Jane.
You're in love with her.
789
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:28,744
You are in love with her smile
and her hair tucking and her
annoyingly perfect olive skin.
790
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:33,747
I mean, who has skin like that?
It's ridiculous. It's, like, per...
791
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:36,181
You've got great skin.
Yeah, well, thank you.
792
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:38,913
But that's because I work
really hard at my skin, okay?
793
00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:41,580
I'm on a first-name basis
with my dermatologist.
794
00:47:41,758 --> 00:47:44,283
If there's a problem,
then Phyllis and I, we deal with it.
795
00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:49,330
But that's not the point here.
That's not the point.
796
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:55,130
The point is that you are
infatuated with Jane.
797
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,367
So I'm gonna go do Ronny.
798
00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:01,937
Why are you smiling?
799
00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,947
You dig me.
800
00:48:07,184 --> 00:48:11,177
No. No. Heh, please.
801
00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:16,452
Oh, so, what, you're like this
confident, cocky guy now?
802
00:48:16,627 --> 00:48:18,561
You're that guy?
803
00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,856
I guess.
Right.
804
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:26,162
And that's not just because your mom
and I said that you should be more...
805
00:48:26,336 --> 00:48:29,499
confident?
I don't know. Maybe.
806
00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:32,302
What do you think?
807
00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:34,239
I just...
808
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,675
I think that you should probably...
809
00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,246
Aubrey. We gotta go.
810
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:41,680
Uh, okay, yeah, one minute.
No, right now. We're leaving.
811
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:44,013
Are you even sober enough to drive?
RONNY: I'm fine.
812
00:48:44,187 --> 00:48:47,020
Or I could give you a ride.
Just mind your business, Dan.
813
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,817
Okay. You know what I think?
814
00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:51,927
I think that you know my name
is actually Dave.
815
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,689
Kind of like how I know yours
is actually Dick.
816
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,059
[ALL GASP]
817
00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:58,030
Ow. It's fine. I'm okay. I'm okay.
818
00:48:58,201 --> 00:49:02,001
I'll gonna kill this bitch.
I'll kick the living shit out of you.
The living shit, my friend.
819
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:04,504
You pretentious little
Belle and Sebastian...
820
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:07,610
BIG CORPORATION: Whoa, little man.
Stop! Everyone, just calm down.
821
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,370
Behave.
DALDRY: I wanna make him cry.
822
00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:10,877
DAVE: All right, Ronny.
BIG CORPORATION: Chill.
823
00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:14,211
I've never done this before,
but I'm gonna kick your ass.
824
00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:17,444
That's right. I'm not kidding, buddy.
What are you people doing in here?
825
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,851
I told you, living room is off-limits.
We're leaving.
826
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:21,081
BRIANNA: Good.
Yeah, good.
827
00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:24,455
Wait, what? You're leaving?
I'm gonna go with him.
828
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,289
Ronny.
829
00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:27,555
Goodbye.
830
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,461
RONNY:
Whatever. We shouldn't even be here.
831
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:36,629
We should not even be here.
Children.
832
00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:45,241
You okay? Somebody said
you were in a fight or something.
833
00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,178
Not quite.
834
00:49:48,585 --> 00:49:53,022
Well, I am a little tipsy. Heh.
835
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,485
Yes, I am.
836
00:50:03,734 --> 00:50:05,201
[SIGHS]
837
00:50:06,103 --> 00:50:08,367
Thank you.
Yeah.
838
00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:15,168
Hey, so that girl, your friend,
839
00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:17,813
she's super cute, right?
840
00:50:17,981 --> 00:50:20,245
Yeah, super cute.
841
00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:24,678
Is she still here?
No, they left.
842
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,983
Right. With her boyfriend.
843
00:50:28,158 --> 00:50:30,752
Who is a hottie, by the way.
844
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,828
Not that that's...
845
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:38,958
Well, I don't care about
that kind of stuff anymore.
846
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:43,402
I am over boys.
They all suck. Heh.
847
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,172
Especially the hotties.
Heh.
848
00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:50,109
Yeah, you've said that before.
Many times.
849
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,840
No, this time I mean it.
850
00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:56,949
Last night I did
the stupidest thing ever.
851
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,217
I was so wasted, and we couldn't stop
laughing about this thing.
852
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:07,226
Anyway, the cops showed up, and he
asked me if I needed a ride home...
853
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,365
Do you know what
"homogenized" means?
854
00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:14,966
What?
Homogenized.
855
00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:18,606
Uh...
856
00:51:18,975 --> 00:51:21,500
It's a kind of milk, isn't it?
857
00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:24,010
Homogenized milk.
858
00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:27,643
Yeah.
859
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:30,742
Yeah.
860
00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,421
What's going on with you?
861
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:37,726
Something's weird.
862
00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:42,162
You know what? I'm just feeling...
863
00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:46,567
[SIGHS]
864
00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:49,162
What?
865
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,906
Jane...
866
00:51:53,977 --> 00:51:55,604
Janey...
867
00:51:59,082 --> 00:52:00,879
I'm gonna go.
868
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,953
What?
869
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,022
But I was just telling you about...
870
00:52:07,557 --> 00:52:09,548
Don't you wanna talk?
871
00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:11,489
No, not tonight.
872
00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:13,726
I'll see you on Monday, okay?
873
00:52:13,897 --> 00:52:16,365
[THE PAINS OF BEING PURE
AT HEART'S "ANNE WITH AN E"
PLAYING]
874
00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:18,160
Okay.
875
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,105
"You dig me."
876
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:26,106
"You dig me"? Oh, my God.
What, was that supposed to be cute?
877
00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:29,712
Yeah. Yes, it was. Yep.
Those were my intentions.
878
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,579
Those were my intentions.
Did she buy it? Nope.
Mm-mm-mm. No, sir.
879
00:52:34,751 --> 00:52:36,309
How could she?
880
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:40,422
"You dig me." Who...? Nobody...
I've never heard anyone say that.
881
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,319
God, that's... Ugh.
882
00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:44,350
God.
883
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:47,292
¶¶ The things we used to do ¶¶
884
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:52,501
¶¶ When the nightmare wouldn't end ¶¶
885
00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:03,337
¶¶ Turn up the sight of you ¶¶
886
00:53:04,648 --> 00:53:08,550
¶¶ And feel it all again ¶¶
887
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,591
¶¶ The posters on the wall ¶¶
888
00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,161
I broke up with Ronny.
889
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:23,458
¶¶ That were our only friends ¶¶
890
00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,328
I didn't do it for you.
I know.
891
00:53:25,502 --> 00:53:27,834
But it's totally your fault.
Right.
892
00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:32,202
You know, this doesn't mean that I can
jump into some relationship with you.
893
00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:33,700
Okay.
894
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:37,335
I mean, I don't even know
if I'm gonna feel this way tomorrow.
895
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:42,414
Well, I guess, then, we're just gonna
have to drive around all night.
896
00:53:44,454 --> 00:53:46,319
I could be into that.
897
00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:52,052
¶¶ Let's go out tonight ¶¶
898
00:53:52,762 --> 00:53:56,220
¶¶ And do something that's wrong ¶¶
899
00:53:56,700 --> 00:54:00,602
¶¶ 'Cause I don't feel all right ¶¶
900
00:54:01,037 --> 00:54:04,268
¶¶ When disaster's gone ¶¶
901
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:08,602
¶¶ Anne with an E ¶¶
902
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:12,578
¶¶ You're everything to me ¶¶¶¶
903
00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:17,277
[SIREN WAILING]
904
00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:23,522
Oh, my God.
905
00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:25,684
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
906
00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:32,765
Is that the same?
Holy shit. From last night.
907
00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,702
Those kids.
908
00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:49,076
I think I might be sick.
909
00:54:55,191 --> 00:54:56,624
[GROANS]
910
00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:08,102
I'm sorry.
911
00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:14,139
Are you kidding me? Don't be. Never.
You never have to apologize to me.
912
00:55:24,421 --> 00:55:26,889
I don't know why I'm...
913
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,090
Shit.
914
00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,389
It's scary stuff.
915
00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:35,421
Sometimes everything seems really...
916
00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:37,829
harsh.
917
00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:41,894
I don't think I can handle it.
918
00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:47,704
Or I don't know if I'm gonna be...
919
00:55:48,478 --> 00:55:50,673
you know, strong enough...
920
00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:52,913
to be on my own.
921
00:55:53,249 --> 00:55:55,683
Oh, what?
922
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,615
You will be.
923
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:01,113
You are, you know. Trust me.
924
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,259
And you're not gonna
be on your own.
925
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:07,658
I mean, you've got your family
and you've got...
926
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,059
Okay.
Yeah.
927
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,821
I should, um, really go inside now.
928
00:56:39,996 --> 00:56:42,055
I think you should too.
I'm going to.
929
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:46,532
All right, then, go.
In a second. Don't rush me.
930
00:56:51,007 --> 00:56:53,567
So I'll call you tomorrow?
Yeah. Okay.
931
00:56:54,477 --> 00:56:56,069
Yeah. Heh.
Heh.
932
00:56:56,813 --> 00:56:58,007
Whew.
933
00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:02,548
Yeah. I mean, you don't have to.
934
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,153
Or, like, don't go out of your way
or anything.
935
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,152
Okay.
936
00:57:08,324 --> 00:57:10,292
All right. Heh.
937
00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:14,995
[SIGHS]
938
00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:21,860
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
939
00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:41,754
[CHUCKLES]
940
00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:01,266
[LINE RINGING]
941
00:58:02,345 --> 00:58:04,176
DAVE: Hi.
What are you doing?
942
00:58:04,347 --> 00:58:06,247
I thought you had so much
calculus homework.
943
00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:09,442
I wasn't gonna bug you
for at least another 15 minutes.
944
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:13,817
I'm taking a much-deserved break.
Me too. I'm at the park with Stella.
945
00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:17,050
We got big money riding
on this peewee baseball game.
946
00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,990
Yeah, maybe I could, um...
947
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:22,493
You wanna come hang out with us?
Meet the gerbil?
948
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:27,159
Well, I don't wanna, like,
butt in on your time with your sister.
949
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:31,239
No, are you kidding me?
She's sick to death of me.
Come on. Here.
950
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:34,166
Aubrey?
Yes?
951
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:37,177
Hi, this is Stella.
Hi.
952
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,679
Can you please come to the park
and hang out with us?
953
00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:42,614
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
954
00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:47,085
DAVE:
We've never been apart for that long,
so it'll be an adjustment, definitely.
955
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:51,626
I mean, but I'll be back all the time,
and she'll come out a lot.
956
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:54,959
We'll make it work.
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
957
00:58:55,131 --> 00:58:57,599
Plus, we've still got
the whole summer. Ahem.
958
00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:02,035
She wants to go on a roller coaster.
She's obsessed with roller coasters.
959
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:03,934
Where's her father?
960
00:59:04,674 --> 00:59:08,906
I mean, you don't have to tell me.
No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. Uh...
961
00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:11,806
We just don't really know.
962
00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:14,313
He had a drug problem. Uh...
963
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:18,286
Got himself into debt, took off.
964
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,285
It was a real mess. Ahem.
965
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:23,853
The worst part,
966
00:59:24,027 --> 00:59:28,657
Stella really liked him,
and he just completely bailed on her.
967
00:59:29,165 --> 00:59:31,656
That's part of why it's hard,
you know, leaving.
968
00:59:31,834 --> 00:59:35,235
I don't want her to worry
that I'm not gonna come back.
969
00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:40,641
Dave, it's...
970
00:59:42,946 --> 00:59:44,743
No, you're right.
971
00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:46,373
It'll be fine.
972
00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:47,880
[CHUCKLES]
973
00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,880
What are you two
talking about over here?
974
00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:55,491
We were talking about roller coasters.
STELLA: I love roller coasters.
975
00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:58,684
DAVE: Yeah? How do you know?
You've never even been on one yet.
976
01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:02,426
[MOM CHUCKLES]
977
01:00:03,566 --> 01:00:05,625
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey. I need your input.
978
01:00:05,835 --> 01:00:09,032
What do you think, with this dress,
the shawl or the jacket?
979
01:00:09,205 --> 01:00:10,729
Are you guys going somewhere?
980
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:13,569
Nope. This is how we've decided
to start dressing around the house.
981
01:00:13,743 --> 01:00:15,734
We're gonna have to insist
that you do too.
982
01:00:15,912 --> 01:00:17,402
Every Sunday.
It'll be a regular thing.
983
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:20,913
I've told you about this a hundred times.
Tonight's the benefit.
984
01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:22,608
The benefit.
985
01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:25,583
The cancer center.
Your father is presenting an award.
986
01:00:25,755 --> 01:00:28,349
Are you ever listening to me
when I tell you these things?
987
01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:30,458
Right, the benefit.
That's tonight.
988
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,152
Yes, it's tonight.
There's lasagna in the fridge.
989
01:00:33,329 --> 01:00:36,264
You should eat it,
because we're gonna be late, okay?
990
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,764
Okay. And I'd, um...
991
01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:41,904
You know, I'd definitely go
with the jacket, no question.
992
01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:45,734
As would I. Let's go.
Ah, coming. Good night.
993
01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:47,398
Night.
994
01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,644
[HORSE NEIGHS
AND WOMAN MOANS ON VIDEO]
995
01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:53,611
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
996
01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:58,145
AUBREY:
So here's the thing.
997
01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:03,616
My parents are gonna go to this benefit.
Benefits are cool.
998
01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:05,283
Uh...
999
01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:10,055
Uh, you should come over.
Really?
1000
01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:14,329
I mean, if you want to, you could...
Do you want to?
1001
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:19,100
Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure.
Uh, when-ish?
1002
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:20,765
Like 45 minutes-ish?
1003
01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:22,843
Uh, no, that should work for me.
Good.
1004
01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:24,036
Great.
Bye.
1005
01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:25,612
Bye.
1006
01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:35,580
No.
1007
01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:38,983
No, because you're not that guy.
1008
01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:42,796
You're not that guy who walks around
with a condom in his wallet.
1009
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,991
You're not.
1010
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,159
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1011
01:02:12,328 --> 01:02:15,058
Can I put this down in your room?
It's deceptively heavy.
1012
01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:16,323
Mm-hm.
Thanks.
1013
01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:24,497
[CHUCKLES]
1014
01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:27,074
What you got in there?
Oh, I got you something.
1015
01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:28,540
Uh, it's nothing.
1016
01:02:28,711 --> 01:02:32,875
You know,
it's just like getting you flowers or...
1017
01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:36,917
Or... I would never get you
flowers though because I know
how you feel about cheesiness.
1018
01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:39,418
I'm not opposed to flowers.
I like flowers. They're pretty.
1019
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,217
Oh. Okay. Huh.
1020
01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:45,019
Well, now I know that. Um, wow.
1021
01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:47,560
I should have got you, like,
a whole box of flowers.
1022
01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:49,823
You shouldn't have
gotten me anything.
1023
01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:53,560
Well, after the park, I took Stella
to this really cool store off Scottsdale
1024
01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:56,227
where, um, I used to go in
all the time because I would get...
1025
01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:59,169
I used to have this
antique-action-figure collection. Uh...
1026
01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:03,868
I don't know why I'm telling you about
my action-figure collection, but any...
1027
01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:09,748
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
1028
01:03:09,919 --> 01:03:14,379
I thought you could cut them up.
You know, for collage.
1029
01:03:21,497 --> 01:03:25,524
You are just completely ridiculous.
1030
01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:30,229
I know. I know. It was stupid.
Uh, I just...
1031
01:03:30,406 --> 01:03:33,842
I don't know why I brought that.
I just... I thought maybe...
1032
01:03:34,010 --> 01:03:36,638
You probably have
a whole system for that.
1033
01:03:37,213 --> 01:03:39,204
I dig you so much.
1034
01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:42,848
[CHUCKLES]
1035
01:03:59,435 --> 01:04:02,598
So much it, like, freaks me out.
1036
01:04:03,072 --> 01:04:04,937
I told you.
1037
01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:20,281
I want you to hear this song
I downloaded last night.
1038
01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:24,187
I was maybe gonna put it on a CD
with some other stuff for your car.
1039
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,629
Like a mix?
No, not like a mix, just...
1040
01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:30,823
[MOTOPONY'S "WAIT FOR ME"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1041
01:04:33,402 --> 01:04:35,802
¶¶ Girl come to me in a dream ¶¶
1042
01:04:39,242 --> 01:04:42,302
¶¶ And I don't even know her name ¶¶
1043
01:04:45,348 --> 01:04:48,784
¶¶ A pretty mark upon her breast ¶¶
1044
01:04:51,187 --> 01:04:54,384
¶¶ To signify her from the rest ¶¶
1045
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:57,320
So, what do you wanna do?
1046
01:04:57,493 --> 01:05:00,826
¶¶ But her and I are just the same ¶¶
1047
01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:03,761
Well, there's some lasagna.
Are you hungry?
1048
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:06,163
- Are you?
- No.
1049
01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:08,064
Me neither.
1050
01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:10,901
Okay.
1051
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:13,335
We could, um...
1052
01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:19,146
- We could watch a movie.
- Well, I've actually seen all the movies.
1053
01:05:19,315 --> 01:05:22,011
I'm pretty sure
there's quite a few movies.
1054
01:05:22,184 --> 01:05:24,414
I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.
1055
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,714
Okay, then, that's out.
1056
01:05:27,290 --> 01:05:30,259
¶¶ I know it won't be easy ¶¶
1057
01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:37,992
¶¶ What a thing to believe ¶¶
1058
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,566
DAVE:
We could go for a ride.
1059
01:05:39,735 --> 01:05:43,136
Yeah, we could.
We could definitely do that.
1060
01:05:43,306 --> 01:05:45,831
Or, you know, not,
1061
01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:49,444
because we'll probably just
end up coming back here.
1062
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:52,843
Yeah, so, what's the point?
1063
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:55,111
AUBREY:
We could play a game.
1064
01:05:55,284 --> 01:06:00,153
You know,
like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle.
1065
01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:04,515
I'd wipe the floor with you
if we played Boggle.
1066
01:06:04,694 --> 01:06:06,025
Seriously, I'm amazing.
1067
01:06:06,195 --> 01:06:09,926
I could have gone pro
if I hadn't blown out my knee.
1068
01:06:10,099 --> 01:06:12,659
¶¶ The letter slipped
Right through my hands ¶¶
1069
01:06:15,371 --> 01:06:18,568
¶¶ Practiced all my wit and charm ¶¶
1070
01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:23,869
¶¶ Had many girls on every arm ¶¶
1071
01:06:24,046 --> 01:06:26,480
I don't really feel like playing games,
do you?
1072
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,310
Not really.
1073
01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:29,942
Okay.
1074
01:06:30,586 --> 01:06:32,747
So, what do you wanna do?
1075
01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:36,451
Really.
1076
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,526
What?
1077
01:06:47,470 --> 01:06:50,962
What? What are you...?
What are you thinking?
1078
01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:57,072
Uh, I'm sort of thinking that, um...
What?
1079
01:06:57,246 --> 01:07:02,206
I'm thinking
that this has just been like...
1080
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:06,010
the best weekend of my life.
1081
01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:14,958
And I don't wanna do anything
that might screw it up.
1082
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,223
Oh.
1083
01:07:19,001 --> 01:07:20,593
Um...
1084
01:07:20,770 --> 01:07:24,001
Yeah. No, you're right.
1085
01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:26,004
I am?
1086
01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:29,110
Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right.
1087
01:07:30,346 --> 01:07:34,680
Yeah, we should just, you know,
take things slow, not rush things.
1088
01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:37,444
You know, we don't wanna be cliché.
Yeah, clichés are the worst.
1089
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:41,021
Those people who are like,
"Ah, those teenagers with
their raging hormones.
1090
01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:45,286
They can't control themselves."
It's like, come on. Yes, we can
control ourselves.
1091
01:07:45,461 --> 01:07:48,328
Such bullshit. We are not bunnies.
We are absolutely not bunnies.
1092
01:07:48,497 --> 01:07:51,466
We are capable of making intelligent,
rational decisions.
1093
01:07:51,634 --> 01:07:54,569
I think we're making one right now.
We are. This is good. This is better.
1094
01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,205
Way better. I'm glad you agree.
I totally agree.
1095
01:07:57,373 --> 01:07:59,898
Good. Me too.
1096
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:06,073
Aw, fuck it.
1097
01:08:15,324 --> 01:08:18,953
¶¶ I know it won't be easy ¶¶
1098
01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:23,857
¶¶ What a thing to believe ¶¶¶¶
1099
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:26,365
DAVE:
Oh, uh... Uh...
1100
01:08:26,535 --> 01:08:28,935
Should I?
Okay, what?
1101
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:34,334
Uh, I don't know...
Uh, well, what do you, uh, like?
1102
01:08:35,144 --> 01:08:38,841
Oh, um... Well, did you...
Did you bring a condom?
1103
01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:43,181
No. Shit.
No, no. That's good. That's cool.
1104
01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:46,412
That means that you didn't think
that I thought we were gonna
have sex tonight.
1105
01:08:46,589 --> 01:08:48,181
It's cooler that you didn't think that.
1106
01:08:48,357 --> 01:08:52,726
Yeah, heh, no.
I definitely didn't think that at all.
Uh, never even crossed my mind.
1107
01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:54,886
I have one.
1108
01:08:55,064 --> 01:08:56,622
What?
A condom.
1109
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,733
Huh?
Should I get it?
1110
01:08:58,901 --> 01:09:01,335
You could. I mean, sure. Yeah.
Okay.
1111
01:09:01,504 --> 01:09:05,304
That's a thing you could do.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1112
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:09,234
That's a thing you could do.
1113
01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:13,979
Holy shit.
1114
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,146
[CHUCKLES]
1115
01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:27,854
All right.
1116
01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:30,759
Uh...
You can have it.
1117
01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:33,662
This is for me.
1118
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:35,565
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1119
01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:40,305
I think this is a really good kind.
Like maybe the best.
1120
01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:43,606
I think this is what Tiger uses.
1121
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,579
And it hasn't expired yet.
1122
01:09:45,748 --> 01:09:48,649
You know, still got a good
18 months on this guy.
1123
01:09:48,817 --> 01:09:51,115
Not that I have
that kind of stamina.
1124
01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:55,120
Hey, "spermicide" is a really
ominous-sounding word, right?
1125
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:57,282
It sounds like something
the Nazis committed.
1126
01:09:57,459 --> 01:09:59,359
Are you gonna put it on?
1127
01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:02,122
You mean right now?
1128
01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:06,098
Or...
No, yeah, uh, yeah. Uh...
1129
01:10:07,403 --> 01:10:10,930
Do you wanna get under the covers?
Yeah, heh, I do. That's a good idea.
1130
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:12,733
Good idea.
1131
01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:14,466
Okay.
1132
01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:19,508
Oh, uh...
1133
01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:22,644
Okay.
1134
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:25,153
All right.
1135
01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,191
[CHUCKLES]
1136
01:10:41,036 --> 01:10:45,700
Sorry. Sorry.
Guess I'm, uh, a little nervous.
1137
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:49,134
Well, um...
1138
01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:53,844
Do you want me to, uh, you know?
1139
01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:58,512
No, I'm okay. I'm good.
I actually think I almost got it.
1140
01:10:58,687 --> 01:11:00,086
Oh.
Uh... Heh.
1141
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,349
Oh, good.
Thank you for the offer.
1142
01:11:02,524 --> 01:11:03,923
Mm-hm.
1143
01:11:11,967 --> 01:11:15,562
It's okay. Right there. Right there.
Yeah. Yeah.
1144
01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:18,198
Sweet.
1145
01:11:18,374 --> 01:11:21,605
Oh, okay. Uh...
Yeah. Heh.
1146
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,045
Ooh.
1147
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:29,007
Hey. Uh...
1148
01:11:31,153 --> 01:11:35,021
No. I want this.
1149
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:38,756
Me too.
Okay.
1150
01:11:39,595 --> 01:11:41,119
Okay.
1151
01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:48,462
[WATER RUNNING]
1152
01:11:57,579 --> 01:11:58,739
[WATER STOPS]
1153
01:12:14,029 --> 01:12:15,860
[GROANS]
1154
01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:21,229
Okay. Okay, no, no, no.
Okay.
1155
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:26,434
Don't wig out. Don't wig out.
Don't wig out.
1156
01:12:26,608 --> 01:12:28,200
Okay.
1157
01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:34,112
Don't wig out.
1158
01:12:56,638 --> 01:12:59,106
At least the condom
didn't break.
1159
01:13:02,811 --> 01:13:06,770
I think that it can be better.
1160
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:12,118
You know, like, more fun.
Eventually.
1161
01:13:12,855 --> 01:13:16,256
There's really no other
direction it could go.
1162
01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:18,884
Yeah.
1163
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:22,322
But it wasn't your fault.
1164
01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:27,427
I didn't think it was.
It wasn't.
1165
01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:31,567
And it wasn't my fault either.
1166
01:13:32,374 --> 01:13:34,774
Why? Do you think it's my fault?
1167
01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:37,035
Oh.
Hey, no.
1168
01:13:37,212 --> 01:13:42,047
It's nobody's...
It's nobody's fault, okay?
Look, uh, I just...
1169
01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:45,983
I heard that sometimes
people don't quite fit together.
1170
01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:49,647
Hmm. And you think that that's us?
I don't know.
1171
01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:53,685
But I don't think that's how
it was supposed to go. Uh...
1172
01:13:53,862 --> 01:13:56,422
You know,
even if you've never...
1173
01:13:56,598 --> 01:13:58,566
It didn't feel right.
1174
01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:02,534
Well, I mean, right? Did it?
It felt weird.
1175
01:14:03,405 --> 01:14:04,633
It didn't feel good.
1176
01:14:04,807 --> 01:14:07,776
I mean, maybe you weren't
turned on enough or something.
1177
01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:12,209
I don't know how that shit works
or what's, like, normal, or...
1178
01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:17,812
I mean, with guys, the equipment's
pretty self-explanatory, you know?
1179
01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:21,285
But with girls, I just...
I had no idea it got so complicated.
1180
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:25,826
It's like you practically need a fricking
schematic and a flashlight just to...
1181
01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:30,590
Okay. All right. Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that we just...
1182
01:14:30,766 --> 01:14:33,826
I mean, I've only known you for,
what, like one weekend?
1183
01:14:34,002 --> 01:14:38,234
Not even... Like 43 hours. I don't even
have a copy of your test results.
1184
01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:42,104
Test results?
I don't have test results. I'm a virgin.
1185
01:14:42,277 --> 01:14:44,745
Or I was a minute ago.
1186
01:14:44,913 --> 01:14:47,905
There are plenty of venereal diseases
you can get without intercourse.
1187
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,479
Okay.
1188
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:53,553
Okay, you know what?
This just...
1189
01:14:53,722 --> 01:14:56,555
This happened really fast,
1190
01:14:56,725 --> 01:15:00,161
and we got carried away
and we made a mistake.
1191
01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:03,264
And, you know, it's...
Look, it's not that big of a deal.
1192
01:15:03,432 --> 01:15:05,229
Not the end of the world.
1193
01:15:05,701 --> 01:15:09,569
Had to happen sooner or later, right?
So we just... We got it over with.
1194
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,407
Wow, I guess I'll just do about anything
to put off my calculus homework.
1195
01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:19,570
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
1196
01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:27,678
Yeah, well, I should probably go.
1197
01:15:28,857 --> 01:15:32,793
Or else I'm gonna have to jump off that
roof when your parents come home.
1198
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:47,499
I guess I'll call you later.
1199
01:15:48,176 --> 01:15:49,643
Yeah.
1200
01:15:56,318 --> 01:15:57,808
Wait.
1201
01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:04,852
Uh, you know,
why don't I, uh? Like, I'II...
1202
01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:08,252
I'll call you.
1203
01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:11,456
Because I've got a crazy few weeks
coming up with finals and everything,
1204
01:16:11,633 --> 01:16:13,157
and also, Ronny keeps calling me
1205
01:16:13,335 --> 01:16:15,633
and leaving these messages
apologizing,
1206
01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:18,534
so I don't even know
what's gonna...
1207
01:16:18,707 --> 01:16:21,505
You know, he said he wrote this song
that he wants me to hear and...
1208
01:16:22,511 --> 01:16:25,002
Yeah, it's about your knees.
Enjoy that.
1209
01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:27,512
And I know you wanna spend
as much time with your sister
1210
01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:32,518
as possible this summer before
you leave for New York, so, um...
1211
01:16:32,688 --> 01:16:36,021
So this probably isn't a great time
for you either.
1212
01:16:36,191 --> 01:16:38,159
To be getting into a...
Relationship.
1213
01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:39,851
Anything.
1214
01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:45,622
God. Just for the record,
I tried to stop it.
1215
01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:47,769
All right? You practically...
1216
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:50,131
Practically what?
1217
01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:56,738
No, nothing.
I'm sorry it happened.
1218
01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:01,915
Yeah. Me too.
1219
01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:05,783
All right, great. I guess I'll see you.
See you, Dave.
1220
01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:08,684
[JOHN GOLD'S "VAMPIRE'S KISS"
PLAYING]
1221
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,856
¶¶ 'Cause there's a red moon
Low in the sky ¶¶
1222
01:17:13,028 --> 01:17:15,428
¶¶ And a Santa Anna ¶¶
1223
01:17:16,765 --> 01:17:21,225
¶¶ We are love
We are taken for granted ¶¶
1224
01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:27,505
¶¶ I'm only here for this moment ¶¶
1225
01:17:28,343 --> 01:17:33,713
¶¶ Siri Guru Daveh Nameh ¶¶
1226
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,625
¶¶ The things they do to me ¶¶
1227
01:17:46,995 --> 01:17:50,487
¶¶ Are they trying to make me bleed? ¶¶
1228
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:55,626
¶¶ But I will never need them
Like they need me ¶¶
1229
01:17:55,804 --> 01:18:01,140
¶¶ Siri Guru Daveh Nameh ¶¶
1230
01:18:01,309 --> 01:18:02,742
Come on.
1231
01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:07,807
Shit.
1232
01:18:07,983 --> 01:18:12,511
¶¶ I wanna love you
I wanna love you ¶¶
1233
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:15,623
¶¶ I wanna love you ¶¶
1234
01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:19,056
¶¶ I wanna love you ¶¶
1235
01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:22,685
¶¶ I wanna love you ¶¶¶¶
1236
01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:26,090
[LINE RINGING]
1237
01:18:29,838 --> 01:18:32,136
Hey, it's me. What are you doing?
1238
01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:39,608
Sex. Sex.
1239
01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:44,308
Here's what I know about sex.
You ready? You ready?
1240
01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:48,616
Sex is so much better
1241
01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:51,258
before you've had it.
1242
01:18:51,426 --> 01:18:55,055
Because before you've had it,
it's everything.
1243
01:18:55,230 --> 01:18:57,198
You know?
It's what you dream of.
1244
01:18:57,365 --> 01:19:02,268
I mean, your entire world is,
like, consumed in this...
1245
01:19:02,437 --> 01:19:04,803
Well, you guys know
what I'm talking about.
1246
01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:07,406
And then after...
1247
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,600
[SCOFFS]
1248
01:19:08,777 --> 01:19:11,211
After, it's just...
1249
01:19:11,379 --> 01:19:14,177
It's just sex.
1250
01:19:14,816 --> 01:19:19,219
It's just... It's not even that, you know?
It's just a mess. It's a mess.
1251
01:19:19,387 --> 01:19:22,015
I wish I could just go back
to the beginning.
1252
01:19:23,158 --> 01:19:25,217
Beginning?
You mean Friday?
1253
01:19:25,794 --> 01:19:28,388
Yeah, Friday.
1254
01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:32,363
Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?
I'd do it all different.
1255
01:19:32,534 --> 01:19:34,627
All right. I'm gonna ask you
a serious question,
1256
01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:37,533
and I want you to think about it
before you give me the answer.
1257
01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:41,904
Is it possible that the problem
was that you're actually, like,
1258
01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:43,738
huge?
1259
01:19:43,912 --> 01:19:48,508
And you've never realized it before
because you've never had anything
to compare it to up close.
1260
01:19:48,683 --> 01:19:50,583
Would you like me to look
at your penis?
1261
01:19:50,752 --> 01:19:53,277
No. Trust me,
that's not the problem.
1262
01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:55,889
You're sure? All right.
Positive.
1263
01:20:01,196 --> 01:20:02,254
[SIGHS]
1264
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:03,954
What?
1265
01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:07,829
It's better this way.
It's better. Think about it.
1266
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:11,131
She doesn't go to our school
so you're not gonna run into her
in the hallways.
1267
01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:13,900
Nobody knows,
so nobody's gonna hear her version.
1268
01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:17,567
And in a couple of weeks,
it'll be prom, then graduation,
1269
01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:21,147
and before you know it,
you're on a plane to JFK.
1270
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:23,978
So it was never gonna
last anyway.
1271
01:20:24,853 --> 01:20:27,549
And now it's done with.
And who knows, maybe years from now
1272
01:20:27,722 --> 01:20:29,815
you'll bump into her somewhere,
you know, in some bar.
1273
01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:33,188
You'll have a few drinks
and you'll laugh about it.
1274
01:20:33,728 --> 01:20:36,595
And that's it. That's life.
1275
01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:41,168
So the best thing to do is just let it go.
Let it go, David.
1276
01:20:44,873 --> 01:20:46,306
I think that's bullshit.
1277
01:20:46,474 --> 01:20:49,034
Oh, really? You do?
Total bullshit.
1278
01:20:49,211 --> 01:20:52,476
You met somebody. Somebody
very cool, from the sound of it.
1279
01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,172
How many weekends
have we spent driving around
1280
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:57,147
looking for exactly that thing?
1281
01:20:57,319 --> 01:21:00,550
And it never happens.
It never happens.
1282
01:21:00,722 --> 01:21:02,690
But it did. So now what?
1283
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:04,155
You hit one bump
and you bail?
1284
01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:06,089
Throw your hands up
and walk away?
1285
01:21:06,261 --> 01:21:08,354
Well, I mean, it was
a pretty major bump.
1286
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,828
No, it wasn't. It was sex.
1287
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:14,799
One time. The first time.
You don't know anything from that.
1288
01:21:14,970 --> 01:21:17,803
You're gonna tell me you don't think
it's worth giving it one more shot?
1289
01:21:17,973 --> 01:21:20,999
You think it's about letting it go. No.
1290
01:21:21,176 --> 01:21:23,440
It's about sticking with it
and being a man.
1291
01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:27,548
And I don't mean in no bullshit way,
like you're tough or you're a dick.
1292
01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:30,310
Being a real man.
I don't even know if I am.
1293
01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:34,649
You are. You're a man. Now act like it.
1294
01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,453
All right, let me ask you this.
1295
01:21:39,628 --> 01:21:42,620
A couple of days ago,
you were all about Jane.
1296
01:21:42,797 --> 01:21:44,264
You know, dear, sweet Janey.
1297
01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:48,664
And now I just wanna know,
before we go full commando here,
1298
01:21:48,837 --> 01:21:52,170
what is it that's so special
about this particular girl?
1299
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,866
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
1300
01:21:58,146 --> 01:22:00,205
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
1301
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,241
Ugh.
1302
01:22:05,387 --> 01:22:07,548
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad that you called.
1303
01:22:07,722 --> 01:22:11,658
You are? Oh, baby,
I'm so glad you're glad I called.
1304
01:22:11,826 --> 01:22:14,317
I just had to hear your voice,
my sweet girl's voice.
1305
01:22:14,496 --> 01:22:15,520
Ronny.
1306
01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:17,858
This has been the darkest day
of my life.
1307
01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:20,467
I feel like I don't even know
who I am anymore.
1308
01:22:20,635 --> 01:22:23,468
Things have been so messed up lately,
all this negativity around me.
1309
01:22:23,638 --> 01:22:28,075
Joel and Leon and my mom.
That judgmental bitch.
1310
01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:31,735
Anyway, I guess I'm just trying
to say I'm sorry.
1311
01:22:31,913 --> 01:22:36,509
So sorry. And I get it. I do.
You're not ready yet.
1312
01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:40,588
What?
To have sex.
1313
01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:43,622
And that's cool. I can wait.
No, I will wait for you.
1314
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,420
A month, or maybe even two.
Whatever it takes.
1315
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:50,587
It's late and I'm really tired.
1316
01:22:50,765 --> 01:22:53,359
I have to get up for school
in like four hours.
1317
01:22:53,535 --> 01:22:56,470
Is it that guy from last night?
Are you two, like, together now?
1318
01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,538
What? No.
1319
01:22:59,474 --> 01:23:01,135
We're definitely not together.
1320
01:23:01,309 --> 01:23:04,142
I just... don't think I can have
this conversation right now.
1321
01:23:04,612 --> 01:23:06,705
Sorry. I just...
1322
01:23:06,881 --> 01:23:09,850
No, I get it. You're tired.
1323
01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:12,452
Sleep, baby girl. Dream.
1324
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:17,785
I mean, just please
do not break up with me, okay?
1325
01:23:17,959 --> 01:23:21,622
I mean, nobody gets me, I mean
really gets me, the way that you do.
1326
01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:23,354
I love...
1327
01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:32,796
[BAHAMAS' "TILL THE MORNING"
PLAYING]
1328
01:23:47,122 --> 01:23:49,317
¶¶ Lead me on, lead me on ¶¶
1329
01:23:49,491 --> 01:23:51,391
[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]
1330
01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:57,262
¶¶ Right now I just need something
You could be that one thing ¶¶
1331
01:23:57,432 --> 01:24:00,094
¶¶ So lead me on ¶¶
1332
01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:09,035
¶¶ Take me home, take me home ¶¶
1333
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:13,772
¶¶ I'll be yours till the morning
Then leave without warning ¶¶
1334
01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:17,247
¶¶ So take me home ¶¶
1335
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,831
Slut.
1336
01:24:37,572 --> 01:24:42,532
¶¶ Call me, please
Call me, please ¶¶
1337
01:24:42,844 --> 01:24:47,474
¶¶ I can't wait forever
You know better ¶¶
1338
01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:50,482
¶¶ So call me, please ¶¶
1339
01:24:50,652 --> 01:24:52,279
Morning.
1340
01:24:54,355 --> 01:24:59,224
¶¶ Leave me be, leave me be ¶¶
1341
01:24:59,627 --> 01:25:02,255
¶¶ You had your chance already ¶¶
1342
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:04,364
¶¶ Someone else, I go steady
So leave me be ¶¶
1343
01:25:04,532 --> 01:25:07,990
Are you all right?
Yeah.
1344
01:25:20,482 --> 01:25:21,676
I met a boy.
1345
01:25:26,254 --> 01:25:31,021
A really good one.
And I think I drove him away.
1346
01:25:33,194 --> 01:25:35,025
Honey,
I'm sure you didn't.
1347
01:25:35,864 --> 01:25:39,698
No, I did. I messed up.
1348
01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:42,496
And now it's over before I...
1349
01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:45,298
I'm never gonna see him again.
1350
01:25:46,774 --> 01:25:49,242
Oh, sweetheart.
1351
01:25:51,613 --> 01:25:53,547
I love you.
1352
01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:58,748
Both of you. So much.
1353
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:02,048
And I'm sorry
if I don't tell you it more.
1354
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,623
Anyways, I should go
before I miss the bus.
1355
01:26:09,797 --> 01:26:12,493
You want me to drive you?
Maybe talk about it?
1356
01:26:13,101 --> 01:26:16,093
No. I sort of feel like
taking the bus.
1357
01:26:21,709 --> 01:26:23,176
[SIGHS]
1358
01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:27,704
I want you to remember every detail
of what just happened,
1359
01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:30,513
because it's never going
to happen again.
1360
01:26:39,060 --> 01:26:40,459
Okay, here's what it is.
Whoa. F...
1361
01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:43,361
Uh...
Oh, shit.
1362
01:26:44,465 --> 01:26:46,330
I'm sorry.
You.
1363
01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:50,494
You gotta, like, give a girl
some warning or something
when you do that.
1364
01:26:50,672 --> 01:26:54,631
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I should have. I just, um...
1365
01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:56,868
It's just that
I've been thinking.
1366
01:26:59,514 --> 01:27:01,505
I don't know much
about relationships.
1367
01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:04,976
Neither do I.
1368
01:27:06,087 --> 01:27:08,453
I definitely don't know anything
about love.
1369
01:27:08,623 --> 01:27:11,387
I can't believe I talked like I did.
1370
01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:12,651
I don't.
1371
01:27:14,329 --> 01:27:19,130
All I want, like, in the world,
is to just keep talking to you.
1372
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:22,929
I wanna know how your day was,
where you wanna eat,
1373
01:27:23,104 --> 01:27:25,504
and I wanna argue with you.
1374
01:27:25,673 --> 01:27:27,641
And I wanna hear all your theories,
1375
01:27:27,809 --> 01:27:31,506
even the ones that are just
completely, you know, wrong.
1376
01:27:31,679 --> 01:27:34,876
And I know it's not that simple.
I don't know, I just think...
1377
01:27:35,049 --> 01:27:39,179
No, I really believe
that if you'd just be willing
1378
01:27:39,354 --> 01:27:42,221
to continue having
this conversation with me,
1379
01:27:43,157 --> 01:27:45,216
then we can figure the rest out.
1380
01:27:51,532 --> 01:27:54,057
I'm gonna be late for school.
1381
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,005
All right.
1382
01:28:00,475 --> 01:28:03,672
All right. Yeah.
Do you wanna give me a ride?
1383
01:28:04,679 --> 01:28:06,112
Uh...
1384
01:28:07,115 --> 01:28:09,675
Yeah.
It's not gonna make you late?
1385
01:28:09,851 --> 01:28:12,081
So I'm late.
What are they gonna do, right? Heh.
1386
01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:30,237
[CHUCKLES]
1387
01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:36,799
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1388
01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:39,208
Wow.
Oh, sorry. That's... Wrong song.
1389
01:28:39,380 --> 01:28:40,813
[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1390
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,746
Nope, not that one either.
Here, this one. This one's good.
1391
01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:46,616
[OVER SPEAKERS]
¶¶ Whirlwind, run ¶¶
1392
01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:49,621
[THE NAKED AND FAMOUS'
"GIRLS LIKE YOU"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1393
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:51,520
¶¶ Further and further away ¶¶
1394
01:28:51,693 --> 01:28:54,719
You know, none of my theories
are wrong, by the way.
1395
01:28:54,896 --> 01:28:57,660
They just aren't
fully developed yet.
1396
01:28:57,832 --> 01:28:59,026
Okay.
1397
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:01,725
And as far
as what you said before
1398
01:29:01,903 --> 01:29:04,963
about wanting to keep talking,
1399
01:29:05,139 --> 01:29:07,369
I'm obviously...
1400
01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:10,803
totally into that.
1401
01:29:14,415 --> 01:29:16,576
But I would also like to work
on the sex thing.
1402
01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:18,378
[EXHALES]
1403
01:29:18,553 --> 01:29:20,214
Definitely.
1404
01:29:20,388 --> 01:29:22,652
We can definitely work
on the sex thing. Heh.
1405
01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:26,419
I actually had a few ideas about that.
Me too.
1406
01:29:26,594 --> 01:29:28,459
So, you know?
Yeah.
1407
01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:31,359
¶¶ How would you cope
If the world decided ¶¶
1408
01:29:31,532 --> 01:29:34,296
¶¶ To make you suffer
For all that you were? ¶¶
1409
01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:37,997
¶¶ How could you dance if...? ¶¶¶¶
1410
01:29:41,976 --> 01:29:45,104
Okay.
Wait.
1411
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:58,681
You're ridiculous.
Well, deal with it.
1412
01:30:00,762 --> 01:30:03,560
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Chase.
1413
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:07,228
So?
1414
01:30:08,636 --> 01:30:09,660
So, what?
1415
01:30:12,874 --> 01:30:16,207
So do you wanna pick me up
after school?
1416
01:30:17,812 --> 01:30:20,679
What time?
Well, jazz band practice ends at 4.
1417
01:30:20,848 --> 01:30:24,249
If you make a crack about the fact that
I'm in jazz band, you're gonna regret it.
1418
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:25,818
I'll be right here.
1419
01:30:25,987 --> 01:30:27,352
Cool.
Good.
1420
01:30:27,522 --> 01:30:29,319
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
1421
01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:34,492
All right, then.
Yeah. So...
1422
01:30:34,662 --> 01:30:35,686
I should go.
1423
01:30:35,863 --> 01:30:39,390
Yeah, right.
Because first period...
1424
01:30:39,567 --> 01:30:40,864
Yeah.
1425
01:30:42,069 --> 01:30:43,764
Okay.
Okay.
1426
01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:45,633
[THE BELLE BRIGADE'S
"SWEET LOUISE" PLAYING]
1427
01:30:45,807 --> 01:30:48,002
Later, Hodgman.
Heh. Later.
1428
01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,076
¶¶ Did you hear about me? ¶¶
1429
01:30:51,946 --> 01:30:54,437
¶¶ Me and what I've done ¶¶
1430
01:30:55,950 --> 01:30:59,317
¶¶ I wrote a letter to sweet Louise ¶¶
1431
01:30:59,487 --> 01:31:02,149
¶¶ I confessed my love ¶¶
1432
01:31:03,124 --> 01:31:06,150
¶¶ And I thought that everyone
Would know by now ¶¶
1433
01:31:07,061 --> 01:31:08,619
¶¶ I've been alive long enough ¶¶
1434
01:31:08,796 --> 01:31:11,128
Ah, screw it.
1435
01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:14,735
¶¶ And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy ¶¶
1436
01:31:15,336 --> 01:31:20,239
¶¶ Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love ¶¶
1437
01:31:20,408 --> 01:31:25,175
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1438
01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:28,207
¶¶ I just fell in love ¶¶
1439
01:31:28,382 --> 01:31:34,150
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1440
01:31:35,923 --> 01:31:42,123
¶¶ It was like a movie
Watching her eyes read ¶¶
1441
01:31:43,898 --> 01:31:50,360
¶¶ What I wrote made sweet Louise
Feel weak in her knees ¶¶
1442
01:31:51,072 --> 01:31:54,098
¶¶ And I thought that everyone
Would know by now ¶¶
1443
01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:58,945
¶¶ I've been alive long enough
To know how things just get around ¶¶
1444
01:31:59,113 --> 01:32:03,106
¶¶ And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy ¶¶
1445
01:32:03,284 --> 01:32:08,221
¶¶ Well I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love ¶¶
1446
01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:13,190
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1447
01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:16,194
¶¶ I just fell in love ¶¶
1448
01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:21,529
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1449
01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:25,229
¶¶ In that moment ¶¶
1450
01:32:25,406 --> 01:32:29,866
¶¶ You knew from her eyes ¶¶
1451
01:32:30,845 --> 01:32:33,575
¶¶ She don't feel the same ¶¶
1452
01:32:34,315 --> 01:32:41,187
¶¶ But, oh, my words
Were not in vain ¶¶
1453
01:32:41,355 --> 01:32:46,088
¶¶ 'Cause I can always say
Till the day I die ¶¶
1454
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:51,095
¶¶ That I
I told her anyway ¶¶
1455
01:32:51,265 --> 01:32:56,225
¶¶ Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love ¶¶
1456
01:32:56,404 --> 01:33:01,205
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1457
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:04,242
¶¶ I just fell in love ¶¶
1458
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:09,179
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1459
01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:12,183
¶¶ I just fell in love ¶¶
1460
01:33:12,353 --> 01:33:17,188
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1461
01:33:17,358 --> 01:33:20,191
¶¶ I just fell in love ¶¶
1462
01:33:20,361 --> 01:33:27,199
¶¶ And I couldn't help myself ¶¶
1463
01:33:30,371 --> 01:33:31,861
¶¶ I just fell in love ¶¶¶¶
1464
01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:45,718
[¶¶¶¶¶¶]
1465
01:33:49,223 --> 01:34:31,457
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