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Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I'm an actress.
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Do you have a partner?
I was with Simon for 12 years.
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Two weeks after we broke up
he got married.
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Tania, this is Marcella.
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It's just he married
the first mess he met after me.
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What is going well?
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I like John, my driving instructor.
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John?
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I'm going to keep the knickers on
for a bit, if that's OK with you.
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I really enjoy your company.
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How about, you know, we do
something?
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I can show you my bowling alley?
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You ever taken drugs?
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My brother Billy has a proper
drugs problem so...
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I leave the drugs to him.
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And have you ever done
something you regretted?
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Did you shag John?
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Shhh.
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Simon.
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We have a lot of work to do.
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A flower does not compete
with the flower next to it,
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it just blooms.
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As you begin to expand the vision
you have of yourself,
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rid your mind of distractions
and petty comparisons.
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This is the beginning
towards self-mastery.
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Do this and you will see that loving
vision of yourself reflected back
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in all areas of your life.
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Live your life full of hope,
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free of fear.
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Human beings have
unlimited potential...
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You can transform yourself
wherever you are right now.
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Today is the only day
you will ever have.
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Be grateful, be brave
and be excellent.
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Marcella,
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The plague lasted from 1665 to 1666.
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Pain and misery stalked the streets.
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I lost all of my teeth
in 20 minutes.
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It won't be long for me now.
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Oh.
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Oh...
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You can almost smell her, can't ya?
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Oh!
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Oh...
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The plague lasted from 1665 to 16...
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The plague lasted
from 1665 to 1666 all of the...
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Fast walkers here.
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The plague lasted...
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OK.
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And don't forget to breathe.
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God, don't forget to breathe.
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You always say that, don't forget
to breathe.
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Who forgets to breathe?
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It's a ridiculous thing to say.
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Don't forget...
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Sorry, I'm just really nervous,
I need to pass.
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It's fine.
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I've a good feeling about today.
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Yeah, I think we'll be all
done with this today.
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You sound like you're
getting sick of it...
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Me.
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No... No, I...
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Just, you know, pass, you know.
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Marcella Donahue.
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Ah, hi, Jane.
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One of yours?
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Hopefully, not for much longer.
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Oh, hey.
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Party time.
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Hey.
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Bloody hell...
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You don't half look like
my Auntie Karen.
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Oh...
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Your Auntie Karen.
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Oh, I... eh..
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I hope she's a good driver.
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No, unfortunately not.
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She's a racist old cunt who watches
David Icke videos all day.
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I mean, I'm not...
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Start the engine.
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Well. That sigh tells me things
didn't go our way?
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Thought you'd gone.
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That examiner, I mean,
that whole test... It's OK...
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Don't worry, you know,
you'll get it next time.
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Oh, no... I...
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You can put up with
me and my lessons
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for a little bit longer, can't you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey. Yeah, so I...
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You know, I was pretty sure that
you were going to pass today.
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Yeah...
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Me too.
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It's just...
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Yeah, no, so I... You know, I booked
dinner for us this evening,
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you know, to, eh...
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..to celebrate.
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Oh, that's such a shame.
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That would've been...
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..that would've been so nice.
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Yeah, so... um...
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Maybe we should still go.
Yes. Yeah?
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We should definitely still go.
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That sounds ideal.
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Do you mind not touching yourself
up in a communal area, Marcella?
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I was doing...
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..my... No. No. ..excited... No.<
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..dance. Thank you.
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I don't mean to piss
on your tits but...
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Someone's following you.
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What?
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Who, a killer?
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No, no, not...
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You need to stop listening
to them fucking murder podcasts.
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Killer...
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My guess is it's the DSS.
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I'm not on the dole, Linda.
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Oh, come off it, Marcella.
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All actors are on the dole.
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Except Anthony Hopkins.
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Are you Anthony Hopkins, Marcella?
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I work, you know I work.
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You've see me leaving
dressed as a bear.
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Do you think I dress as a bear
to get dick?
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Oh, well...
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See for yourself.
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This is stupid.
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You're bringing a lot
of heat around here.
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Well, it seems like the DSS
have just driven off so...
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I cannot offer you my loyalty
in this situation.
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If they aks me, I have to
tell them everything I know.
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Well...
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Since you open and read literally
every piece of mail I get,
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you're going to have a lot
to tell them.
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You filthy rat!
You filthy, stinking, Tory rat!
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Oh, you're so hot.
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Shut up, rat!
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What?
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Filthy, Tory rat...
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God, no, wait. Did she see you?
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Don't say it to her,
she'll be so embarrassed, OK?
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How can I not say it to her?
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Don't say it to her?
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You don't know what I've seen.
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I say everything to her.
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Yeah, that's because
you're a massive
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co-dependent with no boundaries.
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I'm not co-dependent,
I'm old-fashioned needy.
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Stop pathologising my wonderful
personality, she's into rats, mate.
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Rat banging.
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OK...
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Why don't you see it as a test?
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Respect her boundaries, don't
say anything to her, just...
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..let it be.
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OK, I'll let it be.
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Won't ask her about
the rat stuff. Good luck.
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Won't find out about the rats.
I don't care about the rats.
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I'm so sorry.
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I thought you were
going to your mum's.
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We got carried away.
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Yes...
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So...
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So...
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How did it go? The test?
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Oh, my God. Yeah, I passed my test.
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What? I passed my test.
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That is great.
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Third time lucky.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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So... I... tiny...
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I let John think that I failed,
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so that I could carry on
with the lessons.
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What? You're an...
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..absolute psychopath.
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I know, I just, I panicked,
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I thought he didn't want to
see me any more and...
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Co-dependent as fuck, mate.
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OK, but listen.
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It's all fine cos
I'm seeing him tonight
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and if you confess a lie
within 24 hours,
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it sort of comes under the
remit of a prank, right?
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You know, like, "Oh, I was joking,
earlier on when I said I failed,
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"but really I passed." Like a prank.
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Erm, yeah, Prankie Boyle.
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It's Prankie.
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Prankie goes to Hollywood.
Have you met my old mate, Pranco?
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Get off me, you, get...
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..rat fucker.
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No boundaries.
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I knew you heard.
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Mark, she heard.
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Well, you held out for longer
than I thought you would.
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Congrats on the test.
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I hear you're into pranks now.
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Marcella...
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Good to see you.
How have you been?
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I mean, really great.
I just passed my...
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Oh. Do you mind, actually? Cos, erm,
I have agreed for a student
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to sit in on the sessions.
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So, do you actually mind
waiting until Frances gets here?
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Cos I don't want
to waste the good stuff.
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The good stuff?
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I'm actually doing OK
if you must know so...
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I don't know if it's a good idea...
Do you mind if we just wait?
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Can I ask how you've been?
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Yeah, very good, thank you.
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I bought some Yayzees.
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Yayzees...?
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Kanye West designs them?
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Yeezys.
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I don't like them.
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Hello.
Oh Frances, wonderful, you're here.
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Hello, hi, I'm Frances Owen. Hello.
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I really appreciate you letting me
sit in on your sessions.
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It's going to be most useful
for my research.
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I've actually been reading
some of Graham's case notes.
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Some really harrowing stuff.
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Harrowing?
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Wouldn't say harrowing. No, no.
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And it's that keep-going spirit
that I'm deeply interested in.
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I mean, how does someone sustain
that spirit when time after time
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life just lets her down?
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How old are you? I'm 19.
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Right. So...
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Shall we... shall we begin then?
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Great. This is going to be fun.
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Marcella...
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..how have things been?
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Really, really good.
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I just... I just passed
my driving test today.
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Very good.
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Good.
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What?
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What are you not saying?
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Lying to someone
to stay in contact with them
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because you're romantically
interested in them.
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That's not very healthy.
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It was more of an omission,
it's fine, I'm going to sort it.
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It's a big deal, Marcella.
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Have you lied before to
manipulate men into liking you,
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or spending time with you?
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No, no.
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Once.
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That was such a great story.
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The bit where you lost your tickets
and then found them again,
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was my favourite bit.
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Yeah, it's wild, right?
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Checked that pocket twice but no...
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So crazy. Hey...
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What kind of girls are you into?
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Oh, you know, kind of punky,
tattoo, piercing kind of thing?
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Me too.
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What, you like punky girls?
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No. I don't... no.
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But I like ink.
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And I'm covered in tattoos.
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Where?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, I need to...
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I need to go to the bathroom.
263
00:11:47,661 --> 00:11:51,100
Is that a tattoo of a horse
wearing boots? Yeah.
264
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:56,700
That was so cool.
265
00:11:58,101 --> 00:11:59,820
Yeah, it was really good fun... oh!
266
00:12:06,141 --> 00:12:08,059
See ya. All right.
267
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,540
So, you don't find yourself
lovable as you are?
268
00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:14,821
Pretending to be someone
or something else in order to...
269
00:12:14,822 --> 00:12:17,021
..LURE men into bed.
270
00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:18,699
I don't LURE men into bed.
271
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,179
I'm not Rose West for Christ's sake.
272
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,381
I lied about a tattoo once.
273
00:12:21,382 --> 00:12:23,741
And to be fair
I was pretty resourceful.
274
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,741
I only had a blue bingo marker so...
275
00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:27,780
And what about your ex...
276
00:12:28,861 --> 00:12:30,619
..Simon? Did you lie to him?
277
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,421
I was just coming to that, Frances.
OK.
278
00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,101
Good.
279
00:12:34,102 --> 00:12:35,221
Yes.
280
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,339
Er... Well...
281
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,101
I guess I pretended
I didn't want kids.
282
00:12:39,102 --> 00:12:40,980
So, yeah, next question.
283
00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:44,141
What do you lie about the most?
284
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:45,620
I was just...
285
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:50,460
I'm on my way. I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
286
00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:54,501
But when you text me,
you're on your way, right?
287
00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:55,900
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
288
00:12:59,101 --> 00:13:00,580
Mum, I forgot my keys.
289
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,821
What the fuck?
290
00:13:05,822 --> 00:13:07,379
Come in?
291
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,779
Oh, thank you for inviting me
292
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,820
into my mother's house
while you're naked.
293
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:20,859
I mean, you know,
it just made sense, really.
294
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,099
It's only a couple of days
and then Billy said that
295
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,101
I could just move in
with him and Skinny Pete.
296
00:13:25,102 --> 00:13:26,981
OK, wait, I'm sorry, I'm confused.
297
00:13:26,982 --> 00:13:30,219
How is...? Are you and Tania
splitting up properly, then?
298
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,501
Well, I mean, it's all
up in the air at the minute.
299
00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:36,059
You know, we're just having a bit of
space, get our heads together.
300
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,141
Simon, it's not cos of
what happened with us, is it?
301
00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:40,061
No, no, it's not...
302
00:13:40,062 --> 00:13:42,821
I mean, listen,
303
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:47,421
realising that I still have,
HAD, feelings for you is not...
304
00:13:47,422 --> 00:13:48,701
It wasn't ideal.
305
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:53,700
But I think Mum dying just made me
snap out of everything.
306
00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:58,379
Losing someone you love so much
so suddenly just...
307
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,301
sort of blows your heart apart,
you know.
308
00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:04,300
Not all feelings survive
that sort of explosion.
309
00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:09,501
After we split up, I just ran
straight into another relationship,
310
00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:11,661
so to not feel... Did you?
311
00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:13,661
I didn't notice.
Oh, yeah, I did.
312
00:14:13,662 --> 00:14:16,181
Two weeks.
You got married after two weeks.
313
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:18,060
Madness and I...
314
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,581
When Mum died, it's not like
I could just run and find
315
00:14:21,582 --> 00:14:23,901
another mum
so as not to feel the loss.
316
00:14:23,902 --> 00:14:25,219
Does that make sense?
317
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,539
I mean, it would make more sense
318
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,101
if you weren't saying it literally
in my mum's house.
319
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,221
Yeah.
320
00:14:30,222 --> 00:14:32,581
Oh, you're back already.
How did it go?
321
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,061
I passed.
322
00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:36,259
Oh, that's great news.
323
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,901
You passed your test? Yes.
Oh, that's amazing news, well don
324
00:14:38,902 --> 00:14:40,140
Thank you. Great.
325
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:44,701
MUM CHUCKLES It's gluten-free.
326
00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,461
Mum, why am I in a hat?
327
00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:47,819
I think hats suit you.
328
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,459
You should wear them more often.
329
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:52,181
Now, Simon, would you please give
that to Orlando for me?
330
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:53,701
Do cats eat cake?
331
00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:55,101
Do cats eat cake!
332
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,301
Do cats eat cake?!
333
00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:57,939
Who wouldn't eat cake?
334
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,741
He's in the front room
watching the telly
335
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:01,900
and he's halfway through
Killing Eve.
336
00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:05,301
Now, are you all right with this?
337
00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:07,101
Billy only told me this morning.
338
00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:08,500
It's just for a few days.
339
00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:11,461
I mean, what do you want me to say?
340
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,341
It's super fucking weird.
341
00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:14,501
I know.
342
00:15:14,502 --> 00:15:18,339
But he's very good for Billy
to be around right now.
343
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:21,141
Right, well, as long as he's good
for Billy to be around,
344
00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:22,341
that's the main thing.
345
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:23,741
He ate the whole thing.
346
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:59,181
I buried my hamster in a massive
New Kids On The Block poster.
347
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:02,061
Because I thought he was
as big a fan as I was.
348
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:05,979
When my dog died, my parents told me
349
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,261
that he had gone off to work
in the movies.
350
00:16:08,262 --> 00:16:09,499
Are you serious?
351
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,701
Yeah, it seemed to me that
all of our pets, like,
352
00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:15,141
eventually just got swept up
in the Hollywood studio system.
353
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:19,579
Honestly, I thought I spotted our
Alsatian Rex in Saving Private Ryan.
354
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:22,621
I was like, "Get off the beach, Rex,
the Germans are coming!"
355
00:16:22,622 --> 00:16:24,701
That is incredible.
356
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:28,061
My dad still enjoys telling
people how he pranked
357
00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:29,620
his innocent children.
358
00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:33,661
I do love a prank, though.
359
00:16:33,662 --> 00:16:35,540
It's funny when you get a good one.
360
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:38,700
Hey!
361
00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:41,781
That is so nuts. Uh...
362
00:16:41,782 --> 00:16:43,741
I haven't seen that guy for years.
363
00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:45,501
We were in art college together.
364
00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:46,901
Art college?
365
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,621
Sorry.
366
00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:49,659
Art college?
367
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,901
It's just funny I should see him
tonight, because I actually...
368
00:16:52,902 --> 00:16:57,101
..just started painting again
and a little bit of sculpting,
369
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:59,301
just doing some classes for an MA.
370
00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:00,980
So you're an artist?
371
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:05,139
Well...
You're like Irish Forrest Gump.
372
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,341
You've got all these
secret little lives.
373
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,741
"First I worked in a bowling alley.
374
00:17:10,742 --> 00:17:13,781
"Then I did the driving school.
375
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,581
"And now I went to art college."
376
00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:17,740
Very nice.
377
00:17:19,301 --> 00:17:22,101
You're the first person I told,
so...
378
00:17:22,102 --> 00:17:23,820
I must really trust you.
379
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,699
Not even my best pals know
the real reason I left the city
380
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,061
was because I wanted to...
381
00:17:29,062 --> 00:17:30,180
Follow your art.
382
00:17:32,141 --> 00:17:33,339
Exactly.
383
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,139
Sorry. I'm making such terrible
jokes and I really want to say sorry
384
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,301
for the Forrest Gump impression,
it was really bad.
385
00:17:38,302 --> 00:17:39,501
No, it was very good.
386
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:41,139
It was unacceptably bad.
387
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,580
And you handled it really well.
388
00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:50,060
Yeah, so how long were you
with your ex?
389
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,141
Oh, God. I meant to take that down.
I didn't know it was up there.
390
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,661
Um, about 12 years.
391
00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:59,741
12 years is a long time.
392
00:17:59,742 --> 00:18:02,981
Yeah, it's all finished.
393
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,421
How about you?
394
00:18:04,422 --> 00:18:06,819
You never... What?
395
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,021
You never talk about
that part of your life.
396
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:13,579
Um, yeah, my last proper
relationship was with Amanda.
397
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,101
I think I mentioned her to you.
398
00:18:15,102 --> 00:18:16,741
Er...
399
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,420
And these are Amanda's grandparents.
400
00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:27,340
Jeff and Denise.
401
00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:30,661
Yeah, I vaguely remember
you mentioning her.
402
00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:33,941
We went out for five years.
403
00:18:33,942 --> 00:18:37,461
Yeah, it...
You know, just fell apart, you know.
404
00:18:37,462 --> 00:18:39,301
What's she like?
405
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:40,741
Nice.
406
00:18:40,742 --> 00:18:42,941
She was a PR exec from Norwich.
407
00:18:42,942 --> 00:18:44,581
And...?
408
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,939
And, you know, she was just one
of those people who said
409
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,101
whatever she needed
to get what she wanted.
410
00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:52,901
And she told
the most ridiculous lies.
411
00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:54,661
What kind of lies?
412
00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:56,781
OK, OK, right.
413
00:18:56,782 --> 00:19:00,859
We went to the cinema
on a whim once.
414
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:03,141
We're standing there,
choosing what film to see.
415
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,141
And she wants to see The Revenant.
416
00:19:05,142 --> 00:19:07,621
And I say, you know,
what about Arrival?
417
00:19:07,622 --> 00:19:09,981
The... Amy Adams, aliens. Yeah.
418
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,821
And she says, "Oh, no,
I've already seen it." Right. 00:19:15,461
So I say, "When did you see it?"
420
00:19:15,462 --> 00:19:18,219
And she says,
"Oh, a couple of weeks ago."
421
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,501
So we go and see The Revenant.
422
00:19:19,502 --> 00:19:22,221
We get it, Leo, you're cold.
Yeah, anyway.
423
00:19:22,222 --> 00:19:23,661
It just plays on my mind.
424
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,900
I Google it...
425
00:19:29,181 --> 00:19:31,741
Arrival had only been released
that day.
426
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:32,980
She lied.
427
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,141
I see.
428
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,901
What?
429
00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:40,301
What do you see?
430
00:19:40,302 --> 00:19:43,699
God help anyone who comes
between you and Amy Adams.
431
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,780
Well, she told worse lies
than that, Marcella.
432
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:49,700
She was sleeping with her boss
for over two years.
433
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,741
Oh, God, that's awful.
434
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,221
Sorry.
435
00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:56,540
No, it's, um... it's fine.
436
00:19:58,141 --> 00:19:59,661
Jesus.
437
00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:01,539
I'm telling you everything tonight.
438
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,660
What are we drinking - truth serum?
Heh...
439
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:08,781
Talking of truth serum,
440
00:20:08,782 --> 00:20:12,141
er... I wanted to say something
to you,
441
00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:13,581
actually, about today.
442
00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:14,981
OK.
443
00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:18,420
It's a little bit awkward
and... I...
444
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,260
I'll get it, I'll get it,
I'll get it.
445
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,540
OK!
446
00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,579
Where is he? Tanya.
447
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,821
I know he's here, I just need to
see it for myself. Who? 00:20:46,621
Tanya, you can't just walk in here.
..fuck are you?!
449
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,781
Another one. Ha!
You're probably married as well.
450
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,579
Sorry, who's this? This is...
451
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,541
Tanya. Simon's wife.
Two in one day.
452
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,261
Do you know that, pretty boy?
453
00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:57,219
She was with my husband today.
454
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,741
Not like that, not like that.
455
00:20:58,742 --> 00:21:00,219
He was in a towel.
456
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,821
Oh, my God, are YOU following me?
457
00:21:01,822 --> 00:21:04,461
Yes, because
you're fucking my husband!
458
00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:07,221
I am not fucking...
I am not fucking her husband.
459
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,021
This is mad. I know you are!
460
00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:11,981
The night before your junkie
brother's intervention,
461
00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:14,139
you were with Simon.
That is when...
462
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,861
OK, Tanya, you have to go.
This is mad.
463
00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:17,661
He was with you that night!
464
00:21:17,662 --> 00:21:21,579
The least you could do is admit it,
because he tells me I'm going mad
465
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,621
and I am not going mad. I'm not.
Just tell me the truth, Marcella.
466
00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:28,101
Because I need to know
why my marriage is falling apart.
467
00:21:28,102 --> 00:21:29,661
Please!
468
00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:31,060
Please, just tell me.
469
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:36,980
You have to speak to Simon
about this. Simon!
470
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,341
OK, cunt.
471
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,141
I gave you a chance to be decent.
472
00:21:44,142 --> 00:21:46,219
But you're not gonna. So I'll go.
473
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:49,541
But I'll be watching ya. I'm gonna
take this fucking Haribo with me.
474
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,301
And your shit wine.
475
00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:53,500
Go home to your wife, you slag.
476
00:21:56,302 --> 00:21:58,740
Listen, you know,
I'm going to head off.
477
00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,461
That's why you were so weird.
478
00:22:02,462 --> 00:22:03,900
On the date.
479
00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:08,301
I sang.
480
00:22:08,302 --> 00:22:10,499
Jon, nothing had happened
between us.
481
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,621
I just made a mistake.
I got really drunk.
482
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,420
Fine, I did... I just...
483
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,700
It's not a thing.
484
00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:23,820
It's fine.
485
00:22:25,941 --> 00:22:29,900
You've obviously just got some stuff
to work through, so, yeah...
486
00:22:31,461 --> 00:22:34,381
What, that's it?
That's it between us?
487
00:22:34,382 --> 00:22:36,141
No, I'll see you Thursday.
488
00:22:36,142 --> 00:22:37,661
What's Thursday?
489
00:22:37,662 --> 00:22:38,980
The lesson, Marcella.
490
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,180
Fuck.
491
00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:06,181
Shut up!
492
00:23:10,341 --> 00:23:11,700
She's not gonna go.
493
00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,421
Oi! Get off that car!
494
00:23:15,422 --> 00:23:17,181
Oh, shit.
495
00:23:18,902 --> 00:23:22,541
No, Linda! No, Linda, no!
496
00:23:29,101 --> 00:23:30,861
Cheers, Linda.
497
00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:34,020
Bedtime? Yeah. Yeah.
498
00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:57,260
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