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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,245 - A guy who sells drugs on the Internet. - He's gone! 2 00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:36,845 That's probably how you imagined it. 3 00:00:36,925 --> 00:00:38,365 But I'm sorry to disappoint you. 4 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:40,365 That petty criminal there isn't me. 5 00:00:41,565 --> 00:00:43,445 But rather one of my many copycats. 6 00:00:43,525 --> 00:00:46,165 What did the boy do? 7 00:00:46,245 --> 00:00:47,245 Let's see. 8 00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:49,365 He didn't adequately secure his shop's database 9 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:52,045 from investigators' injection attacks. 10 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:55,525 And he was constantly bragging about his "part-time job" as a flirting tactic. 11 00:00:55,605 --> 00:00:56,525 Not ideal. 12 00:00:56,605 --> 00:00:59,845 If you're selling large quantities of drugs on the Internet, 13 00:00:59,925 --> 00:01:01,725 there's one thing you should never do... 14 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,125 tell total strangers about it. 15 00:01:06,325 --> 00:01:08,125 Unless, of course, Netflix calls and tells you 16 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:09,925 they want to do a series about your life. 17 00:01:26,805 --> 00:01:28,405 Good morning! 18 00:01:29,405 --> 00:01:31,765 - What's that book? - My welcome-back gift. 19 00:01:31,845 --> 00:01:34,245 "Moritz: Skype later?" 20 00:01:34,325 --> 00:01:36,765 - Marie! - "Lisa: No, I can't." 21 00:01:37,325 --> 00:01:39,565 Is this your whole WhatsApp history? 22 00:01:39,645 --> 00:01:41,205 Yes. From the year that she was gone. 23 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,645 How creepy is that? 24 00:01:43,725 --> 00:01:44,805 FLIGHT LANDING IN 10 MINS 25 00:02:26,245 --> 00:02:28,125 CONNECTING CALL 26 00:02:32,245 --> 00:02:33,245 MORITZ AND LISA 27 00:02:54,405 --> 00:02:56,125 Goodbye, come back safe. 28 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:04,325 CALLING 29 00:03:11,485 --> 00:03:15,045 Hey! Welcome back to the land of limited opportunities! 30 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:19,325 - Thanks. - Wow, you look wrecked. 31 00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:22,885 - Same old Moritz. Thank you! - Please, no phones here. 32 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,365 If I'm gone, they've found the bomb. 33 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:28,221 Yeah, I just wanted to ask when I can give you your welcome-home present? 34 00:03:28,245 --> 00:03:31,845 Moritz, our connection's really bad. Can we just talk later? 35 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:33,885 Wait. Okay. Now it's better. 36 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:36,845 I was going to give it to you at the airport, but... 37 00:03:37,005 --> 00:03:38,261 - So, young lady, hello? - ...since the flight was so delayed, 38 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,885 - I thought... - Wait a second. 39 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:41,605 We have to look in here, too. 40 00:03:41,885 --> 00:03:43,205 Here. Have fun. 41 00:03:43,285 --> 00:03:44,525 There's nothing inside. 42 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:46,605 Is everything okay? 43 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:50,365 I wanted to talk about this later in person, but... 44 00:03:50,445 --> 00:03:51,621 Please end the conversation now. 45 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:53,605 Please, this is really important! 46 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:55,445 Well... 47 00:03:57,765 --> 00:03:58,765 You know... 48 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:06,445 I think I need some time to myself right now. 49 00:04:06,605 --> 00:04:08,485 It has nothing to do with you, I... 50 00:04:12,205 --> 00:04:14,005 It's just, I'm more scared now of coming back 51 00:04:14,085 --> 00:04:16,365 than I was of leaving a year ago. 52 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:19,045 So I... 53 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,285 Maybe for now, could we take a break? 54 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,445 - Hang up and close the suitcase. - Sorry. 55 00:04:27,965 --> 00:04:30,765 CALL ENDED 56 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:55,581 LISA NOVAK HAS UPDATED HER COVER PHOTO. 57 00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:56,965 IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU 58 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:06,925 1 MUTUAL CONNECTION 59 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:09,685 LOG OUT 60 00:05:16,245 --> 00:05:19,365 PASSWORD LOG IN 61 00:05:29,885 --> 00:05:31,685 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 62 00:05:40,605 --> 00:05:42,565 Hi, I am Moritz Zimmermann. 63 00:05:42,645 --> 00:05:44,285 I'm 17 years old 64 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:47,125 and this is my generation. 65 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:49,485 Generation Z. 66 00:05:50,445 --> 00:05:54,365 Everyone here has the entirety of mankind's knowledge in their pockets. 67 00:05:54,445 --> 00:05:56,141 They could become famous with a single click, 68 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:58,645 or change the world without leaving their bedroom. 69 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,805 Limitless technological possibilities. 70 00:06:01,885 --> 00:06:04,845 And what do we do with it? Face swap! 71 00:06:04,925 --> 00:06:08,605 No one tries to be special anymore. And why should they? 72 00:06:08,685 --> 00:06:12,845 Online, you can pretend you have the most exciting life in the world, 73 00:06:12,925 --> 00:06:15,645 - when in reality... - Shit! 74 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:16,805 Well... 75 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:19,285 And because I don't go along with it, I'm an outsider. 76 00:06:20,085 --> 00:06:24,005 Fine with me. After all, everyone successful used to be a nerd. 77 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,765 Guys like us, who everyone saw as losers 78 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:30,445 until eventually it clicks, and they prove everyone wrong. 79 00:06:32,845 --> 00:06:34,701 - Are you coming? - This, by the way, is the day 80 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:36,565 it clicked for me. 81 00:06:36,645 --> 00:06:39,605 If I log in to her account, that means we don't trust each other anymore. 82 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,685 You tell your best friend that your girlfriend dumped you 83 00:06:42,765 --> 00:06:45,885 only after hours of cross-examination, and you're talking about trust? 84 00:06:46,045 --> 00:06:47,165 We're just taking a break! 85 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:50,845 Google says that "taking a break" is breaking up for cowards. 86 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,405 Maybe you should just forget about her for a few months. 87 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,765 - Are you even listening to me? - Yes. 88 00:07:01,765 --> 00:07:05,405 Now we can finally really bust our asses for MyTems. 89 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,006 Then when we're millionaires, Lisa will come running back. 90 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,165 That's how women are. 91 00:07:10,685 --> 00:07:11,765 Yeah, maybe. 92 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:17,165 Or she has someone new. 93 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:21,885 - Who's that? - Dan? 94 00:07:22,965 --> 00:07:25,045 Dan, the guy who supplies half the school with drugs. 95 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,645 The brother of Melanie, with the tits. 96 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:30,085 You know Melanie with the tits, right? 97 00:07:33,525 --> 00:07:37,205 Since when does Lisa hang out with guys like that? 98 00:07:37,285 --> 00:07:40,605 Tall, handsome, popular. Yeah, not really her type. 99 00:07:41,685 --> 00:07:42,685 Right. 100 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:46,165 "Daniel Riffert. Goes by 'Dan.'" 101 00:07:46,245 --> 00:07:50,045 Eighteen years old. Goes around shirtless, even in April. 102 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,125 What a dipshit. 103 00:07:51,165 --> 00:07:54,125 His father played for the national team for about two seconds. 104 00:07:54,205 --> 00:07:55,965 His mom manages the Rinseln Savings Bank. 105 00:07:56,045 --> 00:07:57,245 Typical rich kid. 106 00:07:57,325 --> 00:08:00,285 But his parents want him to earn his own money like they did. 107 00:08:00,365 --> 00:08:01,925 The perfect family. 108 00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:05,285 He spent six weeks in South America last summer. 109 00:08:05,365 --> 00:08:07,205 Of course he did. Super intense time. 110 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:09,245 Life-changing experiences. 111 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:12,005 Does Capoeira and goes jogging five times a week. 112 00:08:12,085 --> 00:08:13,325 But not as fast as you'd think. 113 00:08:13,365 --> 00:08:15,725 He's gluten intolerant, uses too many emoticons, 114 00:08:15,805 --> 00:08:19,485 and likes realgrumpycat and the national team on Facebook. 115 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,525 What an asshole. And... 116 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,605 Fucking Rinseln. No reception again. 117 00:08:25,925 --> 00:08:28,005 Let's just focus on the pitch, okay? 118 00:08:28,245 --> 00:08:30,685 Otherwise, I'll want to "take a break," too. 119 00:08:31,565 --> 00:08:32,565 Hey, Moritz. 120 00:08:34,565 --> 00:08:36,005 We're sitting over there. 121 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,005 Moritz? Hello?! 122 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,325 - What? - I spent 689 hours 123 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:46,445 programming what is likely the most advanced, most secure, 124 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,925 and hottest online shop system in the world. 125 00:08:51,205 --> 00:08:52,205 So? 126 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:57,125 It has the password stored for the MyTems shop and everything else on my server. 127 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,765 In case I... 128 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:01,925 In case he dies. 129 00:09:03,205 --> 00:09:04,765 That's the thing about Lenny. 130 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:07,645 According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. 131 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,805 So he stopped asking his doctors about it. 132 00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:16,405 The PIN is the date we first had the idea for MyTems. 133 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:18,565 - Okay. - What do you mean, "Okay"? 134 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,965 I give you the key to my Sistine Chapel, and you just say "Okay"? 135 00:09:22,045 --> 00:09:24,325 - Okay. - This pitch is really important to me! 136 00:09:24,405 --> 00:09:25,685 Don't fuck it up! 137 00:09:28,245 --> 00:09:29,845 Just so I understand correctly, 138 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:33,565 there are people who pay real money for computer game swords? 139 00:09:33,645 --> 00:09:36,725 Obviously! How else would you kill a Level 100 Blood Elf Paladin? 140 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,485 It's true. One billion people across the globe 141 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:42,045 play online games such as World of Warcraft... 142 00:09:43,485 --> 00:09:45,245 League of Legends, or Fortnite. 143 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:47,045 And that's our big opportunity. 144 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,085 We're the eBay for online gamers. 145 00:09:49,685 --> 00:09:53,165 The eBay for online gamers! Wow! 146 00:09:56,885 --> 00:09:58,565 INNOVATION COMPETITION 147 00:09:58,645 --> 00:09:59,645 Yes. 148 00:10:00,845 --> 00:10:04,285 Until now, if you wanted to trade rare items 149 00:10:04,365 --> 00:10:07,245 or successful accounts for online games, 150 00:10:07,885 --> 00:10:11,245 you had to go into shady Darknet forums 151 00:10:11,325 --> 00:10:15,525 somewhere between drugs, real weapons, and freak sex. 152 00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:23,165 We proudly present... MyTems! 153 00:10:23,245 --> 00:10:25,285 Trade game items online. 154 00:10:26,605 --> 00:10:28,045 Looking for a chromatic sword? 155 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:31,125 Only a total moron would pass that up. 156 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,485 Sorry. That was your time. Thank you very much. 157 00:10:36,565 --> 00:10:38,805 Wait a second, please. We'll take a quick photo, okay? 158 00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:41,245 Next will be "I love Rinseln," 7B. 159 00:10:42,525 --> 00:10:44,965 And smile! 160 00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:49,725 Great. Keep it up! 161 00:10:49,805 --> 00:10:51,325 And breathe! 162 00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:54,925 Has he already contacted you? 163 00:11:04,045 --> 00:11:05,085 IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU 164 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:22,565 LOG IN 165 00:11:30,285 --> 00:11:31,445 LOADING 166 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,885 PHOTO ALBUMS, VIDEOS, USA, PRIVATE 167 00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:40,005 PRIVATE 168 00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:54,285 This happens to be the expression you make 169 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,325 when you realize that you don't know your own girlfriend anymore. 170 00:11:57,405 --> 00:11:59,765 For those of you who, like me at that point, 171 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:03,565 don't have a clue what those pills are, and what's in them, 172 00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:05,725 put your phone down and listen to Lenny's mother. 173 00:12:05,805 --> 00:12:07,085 It will be important later. 174 00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:09,725 Everyone else can press the "skip" button. 175 00:12:09,805 --> 00:12:14,645 Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine, or MDMA for short, 176 00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:19,165 is the main psychoactive agent in the party drug ecstasy. 177 00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:22,725 The pills come in all shapes and colors. 178 00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:26,965 And they all have different additives and MDMA contents. 179 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:31,005 In the best case, it keeps you up all night, 180 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:34,565 in the worst case, it lands you in the emergency room. 181 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:39,045 The effects set in after about 20 minutes. 182 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:44,485 Your brain releases huge quantities of serotonin, noradrenaline and dopamine, 183 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:48,165 which means, your body produces pure bliss. 184 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:52,885 Your blood pressure rises, you're awake, attentive and extremely empathetic. 185 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,525 You experience every feeling more intensely. 186 00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,685 Freedom, tenderness, love. 187 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,605 And the downside? 188 00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:04,165 How do you think you'd feel the next morning 189 00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:07,605 after your brain has blown its entire supply of happiness hormones? 190 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,205 Do you maybe want to dip your toes in, or is it your time of the month again? 191 00:13:17,645 --> 00:13:20,005 Say hi to Lenny. I can give you two a ride home, by the way. 192 00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:23,285 What are you two doing here? Get moving. 193 00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:27,125 LISA'S CHATS 194 00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:30,165 LISA: YOU'RE OFFICIALLY INVITED TO MY PARTY. 195 00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,845 DAN: YEAH - WHEN AND WHERE? 196 00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:32,925 DAN:? 197 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:35,125 LISA: SORRY; ONLY JUST READ IT. 198 00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:39,645 LISA: NO. 13 WURZELBUSCH AVENUE 199 00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:40,725 LISA: TODAY, 8 P.M. 200 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:43,885 LISA: THE PILLS ARE YOUR TICKET TO GET IN. 201 00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:50,205 Okay, last few minutes! 202 00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:52,285 One, two, three. 203 00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,005 Hey, I just messaged you. 204 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,085 I'll get some. I'm meeting my secret source today anyway. 205 00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:08,045 Well, it's the only source in Rinseln. 206 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,325 Lisa, can we talk a second? 207 00:14:09,405 --> 00:14:11,845 - Hi. - Hey, I'm Dan. 208 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:15,365 - Yes, I know. - And you are? 209 00:14:15,925 --> 00:14:16,925 Moritz. 210 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:18,685 Lisa's boyfriend. 211 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:23,685 Wow, crazy. I thought you were... 212 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,605 - We're taking a break. - We're taking a break. 213 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,725 Can we talk? 214 00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,205 Okay, everyone get changed! 215 00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:33,805 I gotta go, sorry. See you later. 216 00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,085 Yeah, okay. 217 00:14:47,045 --> 00:14:48,285 See you around, Maurice! 218 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:51,085 Yes, I know. The swimsuit is distracting. 219 00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:53,805 But can we concentrate on the facts for a moment? 220 00:14:54,365 --> 00:14:58,245 My girlfriend is throwing a welcome-back party I'm not invited to. 221 00:14:58,325 --> 00:15:01,565 And she didn't ask me, but rather the good-looking school dealer, 222 00:15:01,645 --> 00:15:02,925 to get drugs for everyone. 223 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,685 And to keep an eye on them! 224 00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:24,325 It's annoying, you have to re-calibrate and heat the printing bed every time. 225 00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:25,645 Why? 226 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,565 Because of warping, men! 227 00:15:28,045 --> 00:15:29,845 You're totally clueless! 228 00:15:29,925 --> 00:15:32,845 When you're done, put the 3D-printer back. 229 00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:36,045 And when you want to use it again, ask the man with the magic key. 230 00:15:38,645 --> 00:15:41,325 Lenny? I need your help. 231 00:15:41,405 --> 00:15:43,405 Just on a scale of 1 to 10, 232 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,205 how little does it matter to you that you drove MyTems off a cliff 233 00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:48,405 because all you could think about was Lisa? 234 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,645 You ran here? 235 00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,101 I guess it really is important to you. 236 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,485 - I have a cramp! - Lift your arms. 237 00:15:58,565 --> 00:16:02,125 - What a pussy! - You just focus on your dick. 238 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:04,605 It's about Lisa. 239 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,645 I really need your help. 240 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:12,605 If it doesn't work out, I'll never mention her again. I promise. 241 00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:17,125 We'll figure it out with MyTems. 242 00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:28,605 Okay, pick me up at my house with your car in two hours. 243 00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,165 What's the plan? 244 00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:31,685 Good question, Lenny. 245 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,765 The plan... 246 00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:37,565 to win back my girlfriend by making sure that Daniel Riffert 247 00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:40,205 shows up at the party empty-handed. 248 00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:49,845 - That's your plan? - Yes. 249 00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:52,605 Okay, Moritz. How sure are you? 250 00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:54,165 Fifty-five. 251 00:16:54,245 --> 00:16:57,605 You're only 55 percent sure that Daniel buys his drugs here? 252 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,045 Look, Lenny. 253 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,485 Daniel posts all his jogging results. 254 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,045 He always runs at five p.m., the same route every time. 255 00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:09,605 But on Mondays, he stops at this pizzeria... Cavalli... 256 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:10,845 for about one hour. 257 00:17:11,925 --> 00:17:14,325 - Maybe he goes riding here. - Riding? 258 00:17:14,405 --> 00:17:16,125 There's not a single horse on his Instagram. 259 00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:20,285 Moritz, it's a pizzeria. Carbs! 260 00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:22,725 - Cheat day? - That's what I thought at first, too. 261 00:17:22,805 --> 00:17:26,045 But after that, he runs for 45 minutes at eight miles an hour. 262 00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:30,205 Then he picks it up here and eats it later. 263 00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:33,485 Cold pizza? After running through half of Rinseln with it? 264 00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:37,245 Besides, he lives by Pinocchio Pizza, and it has five stars on Yelp. 265 00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:38,605 Okay, Sherlock. 266 00:17:38,685 --> 00:17:41,525 And that’s enough for you to go in there and order a pizza a la MDMA? 267 00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:44,205 Wait. I'm not finished. 268 00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:50,725 Daniel fucking Riffert, Mr. Perfect, is allergic to gluten. 269 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,845 Okay, good point. 270 00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:56,205 And if anything goes wrong, I have something of a Plan B. 271 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:16,365 Okay, all set. 272 00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,245 Can I help you? 273 00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:42,925 Where is that in Italy? 274 00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:47,325 - That's Albania! - Nice. 275 00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:54,965 I actually... 276 00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:57,965 Everything on the table is one euro. 277 00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:02,045 I heard that you... 278 00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:05,965 that you sell ecstasy. 279 00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:10,045 That you sell ecstasy. 280 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,405 - Fuck off. - Yeah, okay. 281 00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,325 I'd really like to buy some from you. 282 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,485 Let's just say I had what you want. 283 00:19:22,325 --> 00:19:25,125 Give me one reason why I should sell it to you. 284 00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:29,125 Because for one... 285 00:19:31,365 --> 00:19:33,045 And secondly, I don't know you. 286 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,285 - So, it's... - And third... 287 00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:40,045 you don't look like someone who's ever had any fun in his life. 288 00:19:48,525 --> 00:19:50,885 My girlfriend Lisa... 289 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:54,605 just came back from a year in the US. 290 00:19:54,685 --> 00:19:56,645 And she's totally changed. 291 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,765 Maybe it's the tap water over there. I've heard they pump it full of hormones. 292 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,685 Anyway, now she's back 293 00:20:06,765 --> 00:20:08,645 and she wants a break from our relationship. 294 00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:13,445 She's suddenly into party drugs and a guy who's way better looking than me. 295 00:20:14,805 --> 00:20:16,765 Not that Lisa cares about that, but... 296 00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:20,125 it does make you think... 297 00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:22,405 as a young man. 298 00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:28,885 So I thought as a welcome-back gift, I could get her some ecstasy. 299 00:20:32,005 --> 00:20:36,925 To show her that now I'm open to all kinds of fun. 300 00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:43,245 And because I'm convinced that it's the best way to win her back. 301 00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:45,085 Right? 302 00:20:47,285 --> 00:20:48,285 How much do you want? 303 00:20:57,165 --> 00:20:58,165 All of it. 304 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,445 I wish I were invited to that party. 305 00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,845 Here. That's all I got. 306 00:21:10,925 --> 00:21:12,725 But I'll need another five of those bills. 307 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,165 Would it be okay if I brought the rest of the money later? 308 00:21:16,245 --> 00:21:17,965 - No problem. - Yeah? 309 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:19,045 - Sure. - Really? 310 00:21:19,085 --> 00:21:22,005 Of course not! Now fuck off. Go back to Mommy. 311 00:21:26,525 --> 00:21:29,605 ALL OK IN THERE? 312 00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:31,005 PLAN B 313 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,285 Are you fucking insane? 314 00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:40,605 - Did you just...? - It's too late. 315 00:21:40,685 --> 00:21:42,005 The photo's already on the cloud. 316 00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:50,845 IMAGE WILL BE SENT TO CONTACTS 317 00:21:59,005 --> 00:22:01,005 If I'm not out of here in two minutes, 318 00:22:01,085 --> 00:22:03,485 that photo will be sent to all my Facebook friends. 319 00:22:04,685 --> 00:22:07,165 Including the GPS coordinates 320 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:09,405 and an explanation of how you earn your living here. 321 00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:10,565 Bullshit. 322 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,765 You have 100 seconds. 323 00:22:20,285 --> 00:22:23,605 You just made a big mistake. A very big mistake. 324 00:22:30,365 --> 00:22:33,725 You have to understand, this is an absolute emergency. 325 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,965 I'll pay you the rest of the money very soon. 326 00:22:39,045 --> 00:22:40,245 Promise. 327 00:22:52,325 --> 00:22:53,565 He believed that? 328 00:22:54,445 --> 00:22:56,805 I didn't know you were such a good liar. 329 00:22:56,885 --> 00:22:59,645 - I could have programmed it for real. - Sure. 330 00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:01,925 But you don't have any Facebook friends. 331 00:23:10,565 --> 00:23:13,525 So, Mr. Zimmermann, did you shoot anyone yet this week? 332 00:23:13,605 --> 00:23:16,165 No, not this week, for a change. 333 00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:23,685 But you know, police work is like fishing, actually. 334 00:23:25,045 --> 00:23:26,805 They're always biting for one guy... 335 00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:28,685 DAN: LOOKING FORWARD TO IT 336 00:23:28,765 --> 00:23:30,485 ...but for the other guy they don't bite. 337 00:23:30,565 --> 00:23:32,365 DAN: HAD SOMETHING LEFT... 338 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,445 Moritz. 339 00:23:34,525 --> 00:23:37,365 But the thing is that... 340 00:23:37,445 --> 00:23:39,445 the fish don't bite for one guy 341 00:23:39,525 --> 00:23:41,765 so that the other guy can catch them. 342 00:23:41,845 --> 00:23:42,685 DAN: TICKETS! CHECK. 343 00:23:42,765 --> 00:23:44,085 Do you understand? 344 00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:47,205 No one really knows what's going on under the water. 345 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,885 Marie! Are you coming? 346 00:23:56,725 --> 00:23:59,525 LIVE - 6 VIEWERS 347 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:03,965 So, boys... what's going down this evening? 348 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:05,685 You know your son. 349 00:24:05,765 --> 00:24:08,565 We're going to Lisa's party. We'll supply all the drugs, 350 00:24:08,645 --> 00:24:11,205 and a bus full of hookers is coming at midnight. 351 00:24:13,525 --> 00:24:14,741 Lenny, you're such a character. 352 00:24:14,765 --> 00:24:15,821 MR. ZIMMERMANN, I HAVE SOME INFORMATION... 353 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,565 Moritz, that's enough. 354 00:24:17,645 --> 00:24:20,045 - What did we say? - No phones at the table. 355 00:24:21,205 --> 00:24:22,245 Exactly. 356 00:24:25,285 --> 00:24:27,005 I don't want linguine! 357 00:24:29,045 --> 00:24:33,405 You know what? Let it ring. We're eating dinner. 358 00:24:33,485 --> 00:24:37,685 - What if it's important? - We never get important calls! 359 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:41,445 - Answer it! - Answer it yourself! 360 00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:45,245 Text message received. 361 00:24:45,325 --> 00:24:47,205 Hello, Mr. Zimmermann. 362 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:50,405 I have some interesting information for you. 363 00:24:50,485 --> 00:24:51,525 We don't know each other 364 00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:54,845 but Daniel Riffert sells ecstasy to students here at our school. 365 00:24:56,365 --> 00:24:59,005 He's carrying drugs on him right now. 366 00:24:59,085 --> 00:25:03,005 He is currently doing Capoeira training at No. 12, Witt Street. 367 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,245 Wow, he's really hot! 368 00:25:04,325 --> 00:25:07,725 - ...received on Monday... - Don't you have to go there? 369 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,245 "Imminent danger" or whatever? 370 00:25:09,325 --> 00:25:12,845 To be honest, I didn't understand where it is. 371 00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:15,205 Capoeira. It's a martial art. 372 00:25:15,285 --> 00:25:18,085 - Twelve Witt Street. - Go get him, Dad! 373 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:23,565 Finally a bite! 374 00:25:25,965 --> 00:25:29,805 Ute, we just got an anonymous tip. 375 00:25:29,885 --> 00:25:31,845 Violation of the Narcotics Act. 376 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,645 Are you sure you want to give that as a gift? 377 00:25:44,725 --> 00:25:47,765 And where did you even get the money for it? 378 00:25:48,685 --> 00:25:50,765 Moritz, I asked you a question! 379 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,485 - From our project account. - What? 380 00:25:55,165 --> 00:25:56,205 From the MyTems account. 381 00:25:56,285 --> 00:25:58,365 - I'll pay it back. - Dude, are you insane? 382 00:25:58,445 --> 00:25:59,525 - Lenny. - Hi, Fritzi. 383 00:26:02,165 --> 00:26:04,005 Moritz! What are you doing here? 384 00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:27,765 - Aren't you and Lisa...? - What's Daniel doing here? 385 00:26:27,845 --> 00:26:30,605 Same thing he always does. Look good, talk, and hand out drugs. 386 00:26:30,685 --> 00:26:33,525 He's been bragging all night that he was almost arrested. 387 00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:35,165 But they couldn't prove anything. 388 00:26:35,405 --> 00:26:37,965 He even sent around a selfie he took with a cop. Look. 389 00:26:38,045 --> 00:26:39,965 But they only found four pills on him. 390 00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:42,645 I already saw that. 391 00:26:56,205 --> 00:26:58,645 So that you can understand how important all this is to me, 392 00:26:59,525 --> 00:27:03,245 ever since the day my mother left me sitting here in Rinseln, 393 00:27:03,605 --> 00:27:07,445 Lisa has been the only woman in my life that means something to me. 394 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,525 Mo, hi! 395 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:21,165 Feel my skin, it's really soft. 396 00:27:22,165 --> 00:27:23,485 Feel it, really. 397 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,205 Can you come with me? Forget that jerk for a second. 398 00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:29,765 I brought you something. 399 00:27:29,845 --> 00:27:31,245 Relax, okay? 400 00:27:31,325 --> 00:27:32,325 Here. 401 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,405 - Come on. - Hey! 402 00:27:36,005 --> 00:27:37,325 I'm responsible for them. 403 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,885 Your negative vibes will give them a bad trip, 404 00:27:39,965 --> 00:27:41,365 and I'll have to clean up the mess. 405 00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:43,965 Yeah. 406 00:27:44,845 --> 00:27:46,725 What would we do without him? 407 00:27:47,885 --> 00:27:49,445 Daniel Riffert. 408 00:27:50,245 --> 00:27:54,165 With his protein shakes and his stupid Capoeira, 409 00:27:54,245 --> 00:27:55,885 and his constant shirtless photos 410 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:59,245 and 1,764 Instagram followers, 411 00:27:59,325 --> 00:28:01,165 half of which are bought. 412 00:28:01,245 --> 00:28:02,405 Yeah what are you looking at? 413 00:28:02,485 --> 00:28:06,205 Namaste to all the Riffert fans at the click farm in India! 414 00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:08,405 But you know what? 415 00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:10,765 We smart people aren't impressed by that. 416 00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:14,805 What's your point? 417 00:28:16,765 --> 00:28:19,325 Lisa and I are going to the US after we graduate. 418 00:28:19,405 --> 00:28:20,325 Wow. 419 00:28:20,405 --> 00:28:22,205 To study. Together. 420 00:28:23,565 --> 00:28:25,005 And start careers. 421 00:28:26,085 --> 00:28:29,525 And you know what happens to super-popular guys like you? 422 00:28:29,765 --> 00:28:31,165 What? 423 00:28:31,245 --> 00:28:33,885 In a few years, you'll be collecting dry cleaning for guys like me. 424 00:28:37,525 --> 00:28:38,525 Asshole. 425 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,765 What makes you think that you of all people 426 00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:46,325 will ever achieve anything? 427 00:28:46,405 --> 00:28:51,005 If I understood her properly, it wasn't just your own mother who left you. 428 00:28:51,085 --> 00:28:54,765 Even your girlfriend has realized that you don't have any balls. 429 00:28:56,365 --> 00:28:58,765 Oh, right, I mean your ex-girlfriend. 430 00:29:01,285 --> 00:29:03,005 Okay, people, the party continues. 431 00:29:29,725 --> 00:29:31,165 Yeah, I know. 432 00:29:31,245 --> 00:29:35,885 Right now I look like the guy who will pick up the dry cleaning for Daniel. 433 00:29:43,245 --> 00:29:47,765 Let me know next time you use our money to buy drugs for your girlfriend! 434 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:48,965 I thought we were a team! 435 00:29:50,365 --> 00:29:54,405 The money will be back on our account in three days! I promise! 436 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,445 FOR THE "FRESHLY BAKED" MYTEMS-CEO LOVE, MOM 437 00:30:49,285 --> 00:30:51,725 But like I said... 438 00:31:26,805 --> 00:31:28,725 And click. 34014

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