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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Hi, baby.
Have you seen Lydia?
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Yeah, she just wandered
into the archives.
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Tsk. I hate to see her
wandering around
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in the condition
she's in.
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Yeah, I heard.
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Frank dumped her?
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Frank?
That was last week.
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Norman dumped her
this morning.
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LARRY: Uh, Lydia.
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I heard about Frank...
Oh.
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I know it's been a rough week
for you. Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm fine!
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I don't know why everybody's
so upset about this.
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Men are like buses.
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If you miss one, there'll be
another one around in a minute.
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Three, two, one.
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I've been through this
with her before.
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Cousin, I did it!
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I figured out a way to make
Miss Lydia feel better.
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That's cute.
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Cousin, flowers are nice,
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but they don't keep you
warm at night.
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I got her a man.
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Whoa, wait a minute!
Wait a minute! No, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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Balki, finding Lydia a man
is none of your business.
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Well, technically,
that's true.
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Matchmaking is actually
my mama's business.
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But, I used to
do her books.
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Your mama was
a matchmaker?
Still is.
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For six generations,
Mypos has depended
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on the Bartokomous family
for matchmaking.
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In fact, our house
was fondly referred
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to as the
"love connection".
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Well, well, who is
this guy? I...
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It's not somebody you just
met on the street, is it?
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Well, of course not!
Don't be ridiculous!
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I met him across
the street in the diner.
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just to meet, just to talk,
just to have a look-see.
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Thanks, Harriette,
I'm all right now.
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Bye, boys!
Have a nice weekend!
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I have found
the perfect man for you.
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Uh, his, his name is Jack
and, uh, he's tall,
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he's good-looking,
and get this,
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he don't spit when he talks.
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Lydia, I'm afraid Balki
has been playing
matchmaker for you.
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I tried to tell him
it was a mistake.
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Oh, Balki.
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I've been thinking,
I'm doing okay.
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I've got friends, a nationally
syndicated column
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I have a little money. Okay,
I've got a ton of money.
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The last thing I need
in my life is a man.
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Balki!
Jack!
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Hi, how are you?
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Good, good.
Good.
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And, Lydia, this is the Jack
that I told you about.
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You're Lydia?
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You're not at all
what I expected.
Oh.
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You see, I read your column
every single day
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and the advice you give
your readers is so wise,
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so obviously born
from experience,
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that I didn't expect
someone quite so young.
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You didn't?
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Listen, Jack, I'm sorry
if Balki's caused you
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any inconvenience,
but Lydia's decided...
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Shut up, Larry.
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So, you read my column?
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Yes, every day.
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Now, I hope this doesn't
sound forward,
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but would you have dinner
with me later?
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I haven't eaten
anything all day
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due to a minor trauma
in my life.
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I'm starved!
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Bye, boys!
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Well, another
Bartokomous match.
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Over 3000 served.
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This may be worth
a photograph
in Mama's brochure.
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Balki, you are quite
a matchmaker.
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So tell me something
I don't know.
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Was that Jack Colby with Lydia
in the parking lot?
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Mr. Gorpley,
you know Mr. Colby?
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Only by reputation.
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And what is
his reputation?
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Well, the guy dresses
for success,
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but he's never worked
a day in his life.
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He charms women into giving him
cash, clothes and cars
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and then he kisses them goodbye.
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He's been married four times
and he's got two,
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count 'em, two ex-wives
paying him alimony.
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The man's a gigolo!
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Yeah. He's my hero.
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Oh, cousin,
I've dropped Miss Lydia
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in some deep babasticki.
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Still no answer?
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Miss Lydia's been gone
all weekend!
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I never should have
practiced matchmaking
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with only
a learner's permit.
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Cousin, what if Jack
has already
tricked her and...
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and broken her heart?
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All right, Balki.
Balki, stop it. Stop it!
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That's enough.
Now, relax. Deep breaths!
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All right, Balki.
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Listen, listen.
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Lydia's not stupid.
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I bet she went out
with this guy and realized
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right away he was
only after her money.
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She'll probably
come through that door
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a sadder but wiser woman.
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* Day-O
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* Day-O
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* Daylight come and me
wanna go home *
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Miss Lydia, we've been
calling you all weekend.
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Where have you been?
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Jamaica.
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With Jack.
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Jamaica?
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Well, we were, but after
we left here Friday
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we realized we were
muy simpatico.
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Oh, Balki, I just don't
know how to thank you.
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Well, you may wanna
hold off on that.
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Uh, Lydia, listen.
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Uh, I know this is gonna hurt,
but there are a few things
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you should know about Jack.
Number one...
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He's been married
four times.
You know about that?
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Oh, of course I do!
He told me everything.
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Did he tell you
that two of his ex-wives
are paying him abalony?
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That is alimony.
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And he feels terrible
about it.
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Um, Miss Lydia,
now, now, uh,
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as your friends
we just want to
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encourage you
to find out
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what kind of
person Jack is
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before you get
too serious about him.
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We are way beyond serious.
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We're getting married Saturday!
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Married?
Mmm-hmm.
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Saturday?
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Oh, I knew you'd be thrilled.
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Don't be late.
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Oh, Balki, thanks again!
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I never would have met
Jack without you!
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Oh, God!
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* Come, Mister Tally Man
tally me banana *
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Cousin, I have ruined
Miss Lydia's life.
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and it's all my fault.
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According to the
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matchmaker's code,
I must
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now forever
deny myself smoked meat.
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Well, wait a minute, Balki.
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Don't do anything drastic.
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We'll think of something.
What, cousin?
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She won't listen to reason.
I know.
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So we'll have to show her that
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Jack will go after
any woman with money.
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Cousin, aren't you coming?
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Cousin, usually your plans
are a bust,
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but tonight your bust
is the plan.
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Where do I come up with them?
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This wasn't my plan.
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Well, cousin, we have
to convince Lydia
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that Jack is only after
her money, not her body.
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And I think
we both agreed that
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I looked a little bit
too much like Sophia Loren.
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Come on, let's go.
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I told you
to wear flats.
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I don't think so.
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Now, come on.
Dance me over to Jack.
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Is that when you're gonna
put the moves on him?
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No, I'm not gonna put
the moves on him.
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I-I'm just going
to drop subtle hints
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about how incredibly rich
and lonely I am.
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Now, come on,
let's dance.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Fine.
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May I have this dance?
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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Oh, hi, Balki.
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This is
Cousin Larry's aunt.
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Cousin Larry
isn't feeling well
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and Cousin Larry's aunt
was visiting.
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So I asked Cousin Larry's
aunt to come.
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I'm Lydia Markham and this is
my fiance, Jack Colby.
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Desiree Appleton.
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So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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You can call her Desi.
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So, Desi, what brings
you to Chicago?
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Oh, well, I'm taking a trip
around the world
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to inspect my late husband's
hotels and casinos.
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Aunt Desi's late
and very dead husband
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was also a very
successful shipping maggot.
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Excuse me?
Magnate.
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Shipping magnate.
Magnate!
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Fascinating.
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our other guests,
so excuse me.
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Well, certainly.
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Bye-bye, Lydia.
Bye.
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Cousin, you're dyin'
over here.
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and maybe show
a little thigh.
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Forget it.
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I only shave
to the knee.
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It's a nice party, huh?
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Yes, it's delightful.
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Larry?
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Harriette, I can explain this.
Hey!
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I don't know what you're doin'
and I don't wanna know.
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Cousin, this
chocolate mouse
is to die for!
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You've got to try it!
No, I can't, Balki.
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Not if I want to
stay a size ten.
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Well, hello again.
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Oh, Jack!
Oh, look, it's Jack.
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So, uh, Desiree, how long
are you in town for?
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A week. A week and a month.
A month.
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Five weeks altogether.
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Oh, Aunt Desi loves to bet.
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She must go to Vegas five,
six times a year.
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In fact, she loves
Vegas so much
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she's thinking
of buying it!
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Balki.
But, before she does that
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she's got to think about
selling Atlantic City.
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You know, there was
this one time where
we were talking about...
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Ow.
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Would you get me
a glass of water?
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Well, sure, you can have mine,
I haven't touched it.
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Where was I?
Oh, there was an interesting
moment once when she...
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Would you get me
a glass of water
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from a well?
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Oh! Right, right.
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Aunt Desi loves
her well water
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and "well" she should.
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Ah, yes.
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Where does he come up
with them?
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Hors d'ouvres?
Well, yes, of course.
Thank you.
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You'll, you'll have
to forgive Balki.
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Well, he's a dear
really, but, uh,
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he's a little awkward
around me.
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Probably because
I'm so unbelievably wealthy.
254
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,939
Well, you're
very fortunate that
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your husband left you
so well taken care of.
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00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:49,949
But I think Lydia's the
fortunate one. She has you.
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Well, thank you.
258
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Well, I didn't mean
to embarrass you.
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It's just that, you know,
I've always thought if I,
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if I found the right person,
my life would be perfect.
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Someone to whisper sweet
nothings in my ear,
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to exchange
a knowing glance with.
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Someone to walk
hand in hand through
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the many shopping centers
and retail outlets I own.
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I hope you find what
you're looking for.
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Excuse me.
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What's a woman gotta do?
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Desiree!
Oh! Oh, Jack!
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Desiree, I can't stand it
any longer! I can't resist you!
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Oh, Jack, what on earth
are you talking about?
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I'm talking about us!
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And just hearing you
talk about
whispering sweet nothings,
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knowing glances
and taking long walks,
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I realized that you
were whispering to me
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and glancing at me,
and walking with me.
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Sweetheart.
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Oh, Jack.
Yes.
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Sweetheart, let's run away
tonight and get married.
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00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,388
No! No! No, no.
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00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,224
Well, what about Lydia?
Who?
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Lydia.
Oh, her. Forget her.
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She's a child.
You're a woman!
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00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,231
No! No! No, no.
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00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,169
We can't begin our life
together until
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00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,438
I'm sure it's over
between you two.
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00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,375
I'll phone her from Vegas.
No! No, no.
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00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,314
You have to
tell her now!
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00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,653
Of course.
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00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,127
Oh.
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00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,838
BALKI: Cousin?
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It's working!
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00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,249
Cousin, that's great!
293
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:44,491
Jack took the bait.
294
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,260
That's how we
fish on Mypos.
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00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,696
Oh, Jack! There you are.
296
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,298
Um, attention, everyone!
297
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,666
Jack and I have
an announcement to make.
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00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,834
Tell them, Jack.
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00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:58,638
Jack, be gentle.
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00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,240
I will.
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00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,909
Lydia, you're history.
302
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,214
I'm marrying somebody else.
303
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,850
What is this?
304
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,385
Dump Lydia Month?
305
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,390
but then I met Desiree and
I discovered what real love is.
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00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,592
Desiree?
307
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,760
This Desiree?
308
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,795
Hey, stuff happens!
309
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,104
You're leaving me for
a woman you just met?
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00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:41,180
No, Miss Lydia.
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00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,782
No problem.
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00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,285
We'll find the best psychiatrist
that money can buy.
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00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,459
Lydia, the wedding's back on!
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00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,826
Let's make our announcement.
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00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,264
Just one minute,
you Jell-O mold.
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00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,665
Gigolo.
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00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,435
You goldfinger!
Gold digger.
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00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,273
You old-timer!
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00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:13,713
Two-timer.
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00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,449
Just who do you
think you are?
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00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,751
Some kind of
Don Juan Johnson?
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00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,524
Well, I have a hot
flash dance for you.
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00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,729
Miss Lydia's been dumped
by better men than you
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00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,731
and that was
just this week!
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00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:41,708
She is a wonderful person,
and a snappy little dresser.
326
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:47,314
And you are not worthy to
spit on the ground
she walks on.
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00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,982
So hit the road, Jack!
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00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,986
And I mean maybe!
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00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,393
Do you want me to go?
330
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,595
Not just yet.
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00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,777
Now, you can go.
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00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,385
Miss Lydia,
are you all right?
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00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,687
Oh, I'm fine.
334
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,188
No big deal.
335
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,958
Men are like freeway exits.
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00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,462
If you miss one, there's
another one down the road.
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00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,902
Eat! Drink! Be merry!
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00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,239
BOTH: Three, two, one.
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00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,579
It's okay.
It's all right.
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00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,389
What a night!
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00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,827
Cousin, Miss Lydia's lucky
to have a friend like you.
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00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,462
By the end of the evening,
you had her
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00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:12,732
laughing out of
the palm of your hand.
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00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,570
Well, I hope you
learned your lesson!
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00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:20,940
Why, cousin, I did!
Oh, I did!
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00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,346
Come in.
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00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,350
if you wanted to go
get some coffee.
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00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,795
I, I should have called first.
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