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This is a play about
a very expensive mink coat.
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The original story
is quite short,
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but I'm such
a ridiculously slow writer
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that it took me
something like 5 months
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to get the thing finished,
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which is more
than 600 working hours.
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That probably sounds
a bit silly to you,
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but in trying
to work the plot out properly,
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I took so many wrong turnings
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and went up
so many blind alleys,
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I nearly went crazy.
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Don't forget, a short-story
writer is working in miniature,
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and he can't afford to splash
his paint all over the canvas.
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He has to be extremely precise.
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I find it very difficult.
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Anyway, see what
you think of it.
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[Man gargling]
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[Humming]
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[Inhales deeply]
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Ahh.
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Huh. It isn't 3 months
already, is it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good heavens,
how time flies.
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Seems like yesterday.
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What does?
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Your last visit
to Aunt Maude.
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No. It's 3 months.
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[Sigh]
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Will you be away
till Monday?
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Yes, the weekend,
as usual.
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Mm-hmm. You don't
think it's too much,
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do you,
every 3 months?
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4 times a year,
awful expense.
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After all,
she is only an aunt.
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And very poor.
Is that what you mean?
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I've nothing to gain.
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No, no, no.
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Seems a little
excessive, that's all--
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an aunt, every 3 months,
4 times a year.
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I'm very fond
of Aunt Maude.
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I know.
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I'm her only
living relative.
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I'm all she has, and
it's the least I can do.
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It's my duty.
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Yes, and I
admire you for it.
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How long is it
you've kept it up?
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8 years.
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8 years, huh?
Well, there you are.
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I always admired you
for your sense of duty.
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I wouldn't do it,
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not from what you
tell me about her.
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Poor old Auntie Maude--
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84, one room,
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bedridden, penniless.
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I'm only grateful you don't
expect me to come with you.
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Oh, I wouldn't
do that.
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After all,
she's not your aunt.
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She's mine.
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Yeah, quite.
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Dearest?
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Hmm?
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Tonight...
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What?
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did you brush
your teeth?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good-bye, darling.
See you Monday.
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Don't work too hard. Bye.
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[Car door shuts]
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[Engine starts]
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[Car leaves]
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[Barking]
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MAN: Tally ho.
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Get it up.
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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[Bugles playing]
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You'll have to excuse me.
I must be getting back.
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I'm a little late
as it is.
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Ah, yes, Colonel,
of course.
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Aunt Maude,
isn't it?
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You bachelors.
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Aunt Maude, exactly.
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Heh heh. Come on now.
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Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
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Hup!
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Tally ho.
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Darling.
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I'd almost forgotten
how ravishing you looked.
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But I do gargle.
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With a fluoride
mouthwash
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twice a week?
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Yes. Sometimes more.
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And the dental
floss?
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I even
massage my gums.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, it must
be the brushing.
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What's the rule
for brushing,
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Miss Pulteney?
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10 strokes--
that's the rule,
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and use the length of the brush
to the full.
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Teeth have two sides,
so it's outer and inner.
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5 minutes--that's all--
and you'll end up a winner.
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Rinse, please.
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Oh, Miss Pulteney,
I forgot to say
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I will be
working late.
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Oh, I'd remembered,
Mr. Bixby.
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I have ordered
your sandwiches.
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Thank you.
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Yes. I want to
do some inlays.
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Yes, Mr. Bixby.
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Excuse me, Mr. Bixby,
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but I think the injection
is beginning to wear off.
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Open wide.
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Ungh...
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Come along, me darling.
Time to wake up.
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Oh. What day is it?
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Monday.
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Oh, no, not already.
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Afraid so.
How time flies.
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Oh, please
don't say that.
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Seamus will drive you
to the airport.
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You'll come, too,
won't you?
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Afraid not.
Important business.
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Oh.
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I don't see how I can
wait another 3 months.
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Mmm.
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[Kisses]
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Oh, blimey.
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SEAMUS: Madam?
I almost forgot.
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The Colonel asked me
to give you this.
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Oh, good heavens.
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What an enormous box.
What is it?
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Was there a message?
Did he send a message?
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No. No message.
Good day.
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Oh, thank you.
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Huh.
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Ooh.
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Ohh.
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Ooh.
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Ohh.
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COLONEL, VOICE-OVER:
Darling, I once heard you saying
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you were fond of mink,
so I got you this.
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I'm told it's a good one.
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Please accept it
as a parting gift.
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For my own personal reasons,
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I shall not be able
to see you anymore.
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We always said, "Just so long
as it lasts and no longer."
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Good-bye, my darling.
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It's been fun. Good luck.
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[Sobs]
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COLONEL, VOICE-OVER:
P.S.--
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In the right-hand pocket
of the coat,
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you will find
an envelope for Customs.
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You have nothing to worry about.
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The duty is paid.
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Duty is paid.
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COLONEL, VOICE-OVER:
P.P.S.--
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Just say that Auntie Maude
gave it to you for Christmas.
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[Laughs]
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Oh...
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But Auntie Maude...
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could never afford
a present like this,
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not in a million years.
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God, what will I tell Cyril?
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I've got to keep this coat.
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I've got to. I want to.
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I've got to!
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[Laughs]
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But how will I explain it?
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What will I tell Cyril?
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MAN: Sorry about
this traffic, love.
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It's on account
of the weather.
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Could you please pull over there
and wait for me?
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I won't be a moment.
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[Bell rings]
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[Bell rings]
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Oh...
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Yes?
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Uh, hello.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, isn't it
silly of me?
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I've gone and lost
my purse.
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The banks are
all closed now,
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and, well, I just have
to have some money.
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I mean, I simply
need some money
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to get home.
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I feel such
a terrible fool.
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What you got?
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Well, this--
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this is really
a very valuable coat.
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Hmm. How much
do you want?
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It's mink.
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How much do you want?
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Oh, not much,
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just enough to pay
for the taxi.
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I'll come back tomorrow
and redeem it.
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How much?
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I feel so stupid.
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I mean, if only I had
a ring or a watch,
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but the fact is, I don't
have a thing with me
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other than this coat.
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Lady, how much
do you want?
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Money, compris?
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�50.
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For a taxi?
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Still, that's
your business.
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OK. �50. Name?
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Mrs.--
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Oh, no, no.
Leave that out...
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and the address.
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You don't have to have
a name and address,
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do you?
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I don't have to,
but you know the risk.
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You lose this ticket,
got no name on it,
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you're in trouble.
How so?
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Anyone can get hold
of this ticket,
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come in here,
and claim the article.
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All they've got to do
is to give me the ticket,
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and I've got to give
them the article.
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So you better
not lose it.
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Oh, I'm not going
to lose it.
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Good heavens, no.
It's only till tomorrow.
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Yes. Well,
have it your own way.
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Now, what you want me to
put down for a description--
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"mink," "fur," what?
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No, no.
No description, either.
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It's not necessary.
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Just put
the amount--�50.
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Lady, I don't
want to interfere
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in your private life,
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but I've been
in this game a long time.
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Take my advice.
Put a description.
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What for?
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"What for?" she asks.
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You may want to sell
this ticket sometime.
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Now, who's
gonna buy it
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if they don't
know what it is?
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No, but I'm not
going to sell it.
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I'm coming back for
the coat tomorrow.
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I'm--I'm not broke.
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I simply
lost my purse.
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I'm temporarily
embarrassed.
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Don't you understand?
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Well, it's your coat.
"�50."
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Tell me something.
Hmm?
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If I don't have
a description
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on the ticket,
how can I be sure
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that you'll give me
back this coat
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and not something else
when I return?
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It goes in the books.
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But all I've got
is a ticket
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with a number on it,
so in fact,
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you could
just hand me
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any old thing
you wanted.
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00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,604
Isn't that so?
Look.
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Do you want a description,
or don't you?
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No, no. I trust you.
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Right. "�50."
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There we are.
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[Sigh]
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20...40...50.
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[Meow]
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She don't
like fur coats.
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Oh, ha ha!
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There we are.
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Ohh...
266
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,805
I've got a little
surprise for you.
267
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,807
You've always said
that only Americans
268
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,142
can mix dry martinis.
269
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,277
Well, you just try this.
270
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,880
Perfect.
271
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,883
Yes. It's simply a question
of getting the vermouth
272
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,218
to the nearest milligram.
273
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,820
I bought this
for measuring.
274
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,022
Darling,
how clever of you.
275
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,990
Yes. I thought so.
276
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,461
Go on.
277
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,462
What?
278
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,165
You were saying
about Aunt Maude.
279
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,767
Oh, yes.
280
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,769
Uh, I don't
think she's well.
281
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,537
She looked
awfully frail.
282
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,305
You know,
I had the feeling--
283
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,774
I don't know
how to explain it,
284
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,476
but I had the feeling I
wouldn't see her again.
285
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,345
Nonsense.
286
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:50,249
Though, 84--
can't complain.
287
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,286
I worked
all the weekend--
288
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,056
cast a few inlays,
did my accounts.
289
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,390
Oh, now,
really, Cyril.
290
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,725
You should
let others
291
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,226
do your donkey work
for you.
292
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,561
Isn't that
Miss Pulteney,
293
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,896
whatever
her name is,
294
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,030
supposed to help
with your accounts?
295
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,032
Well, you can't
expect young people
296
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,767
to work
over the weekend.
297
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,569
Ha! No.
298
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,606
There's no sense
of duty nowadays.
299
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,245
Darling, I knew
there was something
300
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,914
I had to tell you.
301
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,782
Look. I found this.
302
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:24,783
What is it?
303
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,784
I don't know.
304
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,653
I found it on
the seat of my taxi.
305
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,121
It's got
a number on it.
306
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,358
I thought it might
be a lottery ticket
307
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,393
or something.
308
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,894
You know what
this is, don't you?
309
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:36,895
No, I don't.
310
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,697
It's a pawn ticket.
A what?
311
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,199
Pawn ticket--a ticket
from a pawnbroker.
312
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,734
That's the name
of the shop.
313
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,735
Oh.
314
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,736
Oh.
315
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,405
Oh, this might be
rather amusing.
316
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,840
Why could it be
amusing?
317
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,508
Well, there's
no owner's name
318
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,710
and no description
of the article.
319
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,646
Well, you know how pawn
tickets work, don't you?
320
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,682
No. They sound
awfully dull to me.
321
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,384
Well...
Tell me over dinner.
322
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:02,254
Oh, darling, would you
set the table, please?
323
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,191
And because there's...
324
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,461
no name and address,
325
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,130
this is now
our ticket.
326
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,965
My ticket.
I found it.
327
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,299
Well, what's
it matter?
328
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,301
Only important
thing is that we
329
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,970
are now
in a position
330
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,406
to redeem
whatever it is
331
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,708
for �50.
332
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,011
Oh, what fun.
It could be anything.
333
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,347
Isn't that right,
darling?
334
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,082
Absolutely anything.
335
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,619
Yes, but probably
a ring or a watch.
336
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,487
Oh, how absolutely
thrilling.
337
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,689
Now, just give me
back the ticket,
338
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,524
and I'll rush over
first thing tomorrow morning
339
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,525
and find out.
340
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,393
No. I think
I'd better do that.
341
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,128
Oh, uh...no.
342
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,230
I want to
do it myself.
343
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,231
No. I think not.
344
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,833
I'll pick it up
on my way to work.
345
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,568
Pawn shop--
346
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,303
no place for a lady.
347
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,075
You're a foreigner,
dearest.
348
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,743
You don't know the way
349
00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,545
we do these things
over here,
350
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,447
and you've no reason
to know pawnbrokers,
351
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,448
thank heavens.
352
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,615
You're liable
to get cheated.
353
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,384
I wouldn't get cheated.
Honestly, I wouldn't.
354
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,819
Give it to me, please.
355
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,222
Rather you didn't handle
it, if you don't mind.
356
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,924
One never knows
with this sort of thing.
357
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:12,925
But I found it.
358
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:13,926
Now whatever it is,
it's mine.
359
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:14,927
Isn't that right?
360
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,595
Yes. Of course
it's yours.
361
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,831
There's no need
to get so worked up.
362
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,499
Of course,
it might be
363
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,500
something
entirely masculine--
364
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,602
pocket watch,
cuff links.
365
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,170
In that case,
you can have it,
366
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,538
but if it's
a woman's thing,
367
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,539
I want it myself.
368
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,540
Now, is that agreed?
369
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,876
Agreed. I say,
I'll tell you what.
370
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,811
Why don't you
come with me?
371
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,348
No. Ha ha!
372
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,783
You're right.
373
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,284
You'll handle it
much better than I.
374
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,419
No. You go alone.
375
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,420
Oh, it's going
to be much more fun
376
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,222
if I stay behind
and wait.
377
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,556
Be sure to telephone
378
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,025
the moment you know
what it is. Promise?
379
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,827
Promise.
380
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,529
Oh, Cyril,
381
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,664
isn't it exciting?
382
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,666
[Chuckles]
383
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,868
It's amusing, certainly.
384
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,469
There's no doubt
about that.
385
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,372
Darling...
386
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,308
It's all right, Cyril.
I brushed.
387
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,219
[Bell rings]
388
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,456
[Bell rings]
389
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,226
[Bell rings]
390
00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:25,831
[Telephone ringing]
391
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,735
Hello? Cyril?
392
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:31,403
Did you? What is it?
393
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,872
Is it
something nice?
394
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:38,610
Oh, no. Go on, darling.
Tell me what it is.
395
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,881
Oh, I can't
guess, Cyril. I can't.
396
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,616
Don't be infuriating, Cyril.
397
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,885
Is it for a woman?
398
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,554
Stop keeping me in suspense.
399
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,690
I can't bear it. I can't.
400
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,694
"Something fantastic."
401
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,629
Really?
402
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,198
A necklace?
403
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,632
No.
404
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,002
A diamond ring?
405
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,104
It's not a diamond ring.
406
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,573
"Something you wear"?
407
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,907
Oh, I don't know--
408
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,376
um, a hat?
409
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,113
Oh, for goodness sake, Cyril,
tell me what it is.
410
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,482
Oh, no, you don't.
I'm not waiting until tonight.
411
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,683
I'm coming down to your office
412
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,251
and get whatever it is now.
413
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,828
[Doorbell rings]
414
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,538
Ooh, oh...
415
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,307
Oh.
416
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,244
Mrs. Bixby, your husband
is expecting you.
417
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,613
I'm just off for lunch.
418
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,883
He won't keep you
a moment, Mr. Gorman.
419
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,317
[Hums]
420
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,186
[Giggles]
421
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,521
Oh, ho ho ho!
422
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,856
It's in here,
so shut your eyes.
423
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,191
Oh, Cyril,
don't, please.
424
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,192
Shut your eyes.
425
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,126
Oh, very well.
426
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,928
Stand there.
Don't look.
427
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,229
I have to get it
out of the cupboard.
428
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,398
Oh, heavens,
I'm so excited.
429
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,399
Ah, ha ha ha!
430
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,068
All right.
You can look.
431
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,069
I don't dare.
432
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,137
Take a peek.
433
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:15,040
Mink--real mink.
434
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,579
Feast your eyes on that.
435
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,580
Ohh...
436
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,148
Well, what's
the matter, dearest?
437
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,284
Don't you like it?
438
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,119
Hmm?
439
00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,988
Is that what
the pawnbroker gave you?
440
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,891
Absolutely,
in a great, big box.
441
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,727
Quite takes your breath
away, doesn't it?
442
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,828
Yes, quite.
443
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,829
Magnificent quality.
444
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,997
Look at the lovely color.
445
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,834
It must be worth at least
�200, I think.
446
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,435
Really?
Here. Try it on.
447
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,606
Perfect.
448
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,842
It really suits you.
449
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:50,843
Oh...
450
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,146
Not everyone
has mink, my dear.
451
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,547
No.
452
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,217
I'm afraid you mustn't
expect a Christmas present.
453
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:02,388
�50 is rather more
than I intended to spend.
454
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,391
I would take you out
to lunch to celebrate,
455
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,059
but I'm running
rather late.
456
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,395
I have to fit
Mr. Gorman's dentures.
457
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,631
Oh, and I shall
be home late tonight--
458
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,566
inlays.
459
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,535
9:00, I should think,
460
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,037
perhaps even 10:00.
461
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,772
Now, run along, dearest,
462
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,442
and consider yourself
a very lucky woman.
463
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,443
[Pulteney humming]
464
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,212
All right, Mr. Gorman.
465
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,314
[Humming]
466
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:38,957
Hmm...
467
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,094
Oh...
468
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,236
Ohh...
469
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,505
PULTENEY:
Wait for me!
470
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,841
Going down?
471
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:07,720
Thank you, Mrs. Bixby.
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