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Oh, for shit's sake. Again?
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The fuck is going on that's so important
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you're missing our episodes?
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You should look into that, buster.
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Okay, here it is.
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[FIONA] Everyone is
late with their rent.
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Evict her ass.
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You fucked with the wrong girl!
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You are about to witness the rebirth
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of a proactive member of society.
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[ADEEB] I am impressed by your
work ethic and your dedication.
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That's why I'm making you supervisor.
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- [ADEEB LAUGHING]
- Okay.
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- Who are you talking to?
- [DEBBIE] It's just my stupid boyfriend.
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Wants me to give him a
sponge bath every night.
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- [DEBBIE] He's paraplegic.
- I'll do it.
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I need a new patient
for my practicum hours.
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Immigration! Nobody move!
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What the hell is going on?
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That's her. She's the leader.
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♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪
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♪
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[LIP] Thanks for the rehab.
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[PARMINDER] I biposied
your lump, Mr. Ball.
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- It's benign.
- I don't have cancer!
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[CHEERING]
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[FIONA] Frank found seven
pounds of meth that Monica had,
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and it's getting
flushed down the toilet.
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[FRANK] Nobody flushes 70,000
dollars' worth of maternal bequest
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down the drain.
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So, you're the little
fuckers who stole my meth.
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- [IAN] Uh, crap.
- [ERIC] Shit!
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Where's my fucking meth?
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♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪
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♪
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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He seemed pretty serious to me.
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[IAN] For a meth head, he ran fast.
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Fuckin' Monica, fuckin' up our lives,
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- even in death.
- [IAN] Hey, shh.
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Don't let Fiona hear
you. She'll go ballistic.
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- So, how scary was he?
- Was he big?
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- Was he armed?
- [DEBBIE] Did he know my name?
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You know, 'cause we can be pretty
fuckin' scary too if we have to.
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Agreed.
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Meeting adjourned.
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"Meeting adjourned"?
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[LIP] You got some magical
way to get 70 grand in meth?
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I do not.
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I simply don't wish
to discuss it further.
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Are you high, Frank?
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[FRANK] High on life.
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High on possibility.
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[LIP] You're the one who stirred up
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all this shit in the first place
by robbing the storage unit.
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I keep telling you,
that's the old Frank.
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You're talking to the new Frank.
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Or the young Frank.
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God, maybe it's not even Frank.
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Maybe it's Francis now.
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[IAN] If you don't figure out a
way to help us out of this shit,
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I'm gonna take a tire iron to old Frank.
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You've been a drama queen since
the day you were born, Ian.
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Wouldn't stop screaming
until you were fully detoxed.
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This meth head doesn't
know where we live.
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We just have to stay
away from the storage unit
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and steer clear of the cemetery.
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And if he does manage
to find his way here,
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we stick by our story.
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The secret of what happened
to his meth lies with Monica,
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God bless her rotting soul.
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- [FLOORBOARDS CREAK]
- [DEBBIE] Shh!
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[FIONA] Mornin'.
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- [LIAM] Morning.
- [LIP] Hey.
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♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪
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♪
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Well, you're here early, Debs.
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Ah, yup. Gotta go.
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Yeah, you know, me too.
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Yup.
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[FRANK] Looking to the future
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is the order of the day, kids.
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No worrying about old news.
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What old news, Frank?
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I go by Francis now.
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Yevgeny never stops eating.
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The grocery bills are ridiculous.
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Mortgage is past due, tips
at Patsy's are for shit.
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The Alibi is empty.
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Makes me sick to say it,
but I'm starting to regret
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getting Svetlana arrested.
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Kevin, are you listening?
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What? Yes.
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[SIGHS] Do we really have
to get these genetics tests?
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- They're expensive.
- Yes, we have to get 'em.
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What if I have the Bracka gene
and I gave it to one of 'em?
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Don't think you can
get ovarian cancer, Kev.
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Well, we still have to find
out what my shitty orphan genes
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have in store for them.
Don't want any more surprises.
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- [KNOCKING]
- [FIONA] Hey.
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You guys still got those,
uh, cleaning products
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from the topless maid service?
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I gotta clean out the empty unit.
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[VERONICA] Yeah, let me get 'em.
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Have you examined your breasts
in the shower this morning, Fiona?
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[LAUGHS] Good morning to you too, Kev.
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A self exam is no laughing matter.
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Do you even know how to do it right?
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'Cause it's not just here.
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Let me show you. Raise your arms.
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[LAUGHING] Are you serious?
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[VERONICA] He won't stop until he
shows you. It's not a sex thing.
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It's a "save your life" thing.
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I thought your lump was benign.
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My lump was benign, but
the scare was very...
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shit, what is the word again?
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- Malignant.
- [KEV] Malignant!
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Raise your arms, Fiona,
because "malignant"
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is not a word you ever
want to have to remember.
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Drop the overalls.
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All right. It's not just here.
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It's here too, and under the arms here.
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All right?
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I got it, thanks.
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Thank you.
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- [FIONA] Okay.
- All right, you're good.
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Okay.
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It's like having four toddlers.
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Most action I've gotten in weeks.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, now there's a meth dealer
coming out of the fuckin' woodwork.
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[BRAD] Hate to say I told you so.
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Really? 'Cause I think you
kind of fucking love it.
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[CHUCKLES] Love it more
if you listened to me.
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Ah, it's just so twisted.
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The meth dealer wanting
his stolen drugs back?
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That's what's twisted?
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That's what our mother left us.
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- You know, stolen drugs.
- Yeah... yeah, that, I'll give you.
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I guess I just never
really saw that before.
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Sobriety goggles are kind of
like the opposite of beer goggles.
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Fucked-up shit stops looking normal.
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Brad, ETA on the red Harley?
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End of the week.
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Brad says "end of the week,"
so probably next Wednesday.
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[LIP] And fuckin' Charlie and Sierra.
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I... I... I mean, I can't even
hang with Lucas anymore 'cause...
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you know, I can't see
them or see her, just...
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... you know, clean or not,
the guy's a fucking prick.
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All right, and she wants to
be with him? I mean, it's...
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I don't know, it's fucking depressing.
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[BRAD] You're not depressed, Lip.
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You're self-obsessed.
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Here.
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- The fuck is this?
- This is a piece of shit
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that you're gonna turn
into not-a-piece-of-shit.
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Oh, are you giving me a project?
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I'm giving you something to
obsess about that isn't you.
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Fix it up. Make it run, make it pretty.
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What's the point?
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The point is to get
your head out of your ass
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before you decide to drink again
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and hit an even worse bottom.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
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[VOLUME INCREASES]
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♪
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♪
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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♪
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[CRASHING]
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[BLANCA] Dios mio.
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Ah...
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Brought you that
chocolate-flavored soy shit
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you like to pretend is coffee.
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With a side of snark,
just like I like it.
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I thought you had work today.
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Soon, yeah.
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So, that drug dealer that chased me?
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Can't seem to shake it off. I
don't know what's wrong with me.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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You laughing at me?
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Only because it's still hard for
me to tell when you're joking.
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Are you serious?
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Um... well, nothing's wrong with you.
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I think it's probably
hard for a normal human
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to shake off a drug dealer chasing them.
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Well, Gallaghers are
generally not normal humans.
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Grief can change people.
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What?
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Um... grief. I mean,
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your mother died. It changes you.
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Maybe you should talk to the counselor.
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Rather talk to you.
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In fact, I'd...
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... rather do something with
you that doesn't involve talking.
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Ah. Well, sorry.
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I am busy trying to help at-risk youth.
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Fuck... oh,
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- Jesus.
- [FIONA] Hey.
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- What is that?
- [SIGHS]
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Pretty sure it's baby shit.
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[SIGHS, GROANS]
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[LIP] The woman you evicted
wiped baby shit everywhere?
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Yeah, parting gift.
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And I'm hoping it's baby shit.
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- [LIP] Right.
- [FIONA SIGHS]
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- "Slumlord twat."
- [FIONA] Yeah.
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- Kind of a nice ring to it, huh?
- Yeah.
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[FIONA] So, you, uh...
you here to tell me
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what your little family
meeting was about this morning?
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I was gonna ask about
borrowing your car.
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I got a friend who's in trouble.
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- Oh, what kind of trouble?
- It's a DUI.
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Oh. Right here.
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- Great. Thanks, Fi.
- Sure.
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Oh, hey, what time are you coming back?
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Hey. [SNIFFS] Ugh.
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Brought you a latte from
my fancy new latte maker.
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- Ooh, thanks.
- [NESSA] Ugh.
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You weren't kidding about this place.
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Ugh. [SNIFFS]
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- So, did you find a renter yet?
- No.
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I did spend $140 on credit checks.
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Turns out that nice clothes
and the appearance of money
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do not make for great credit.
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Why are you drawing on the walls?
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'Cause I'd rather my one good applicant
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- not read the words "thunder cunt."
- [NESSA LAUGHS]
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Guy insisted on seeing the place today,
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and I don't have time to
paint before he gets here.
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[MEL] Hey, good news.
Charlotte and Trotter...
251
00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:13,774
from the gym? They wanna move in here.
252
00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,274
[SNIFFING]
253
00:11:15,485 --> 00:11:17,322
Wha... what is that smell?
254
00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:18,980
It's human feces.
255
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,399
Do we like Charlotte
and Trotter from the gym?
256
00:11:21,619 --> 00:11:24,850
Charlotte's cool. Trotter's
a bit of a shit-show.
257
00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:27,801
So, you'd rather live
next to some stranger
258
00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:29,474
that your new sidepiece picks out?
259
00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,769
Can your friends pass a credit check?
260
00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:34,442
They're cool.
261
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:37,108
And we pay our rent on
time and we vouch for them.
262
00:11:37,109 --> 00:11:39,759
I still have to run the
report. And I have to meet them.
263
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:41,754
Fine.
264
00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,322
I'll set it up.
265
00:11:48,164 --> 00:11:50,017
My girlfriend's kind of a thunder cunt.
266
00:11:50,771 --> 00:11:52,530
- Not just kind of.
- [LAUGHS]
267
00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:54,082
It's the fertility hormones.
268
00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:55,857
- Is it?
- [NESSA LAUGHS]
269
00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:58,941
♪ LIVELY PARTY MUSIC ♪
270
00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:02,065
♪
271
00:12:12,244 --> 00:12:13,316
What up?
272
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,852
[CARL] What up, what up?
273
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,793
How are you guys doing?
Come on, bring it in.
274
00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:28,275
Jesus.
275
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,720
Hey...
276
00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:32,916
what the fuck happened?
277
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,025
I drove into a house.
278
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,380
- Serious?
- Yeah.
279
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,616
You kill anybody?
280
00:12:41,065 --> 00:12:42,809
By the grace of a god
I don't believe in,
281
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:45,183
the only thing I destroyed
was my own life...
282
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,421
... and the house itself.
283
00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,305
Are you in pain?
284
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,483
[YOUENS] Both physical and existential.
285
00:12:51,608 --> 00:12:54,565
We'll stop by the drugstore, see
what they got for existential pain.
286
00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:56,878
Probably something over the counter.
287
00:13:13,316 --> 00:13:14,316
Watch your head.
288
00:13:14,317 --> 00:13:15,317
Ugh.
289
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,033
Hey, Frank?
290
00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:26,319
- Some kid knocked over a bunch of orchids...
- It's Francis.
291
00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:27,482
What?
292
00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:28,711
My name.
293
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,743
I made a new tag this morning.
294
00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:33,129
Did you know that the name Francis means
295
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,230
"comes from France,"
which is a little galling,
296
00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:37,342
because the French use too
much butter in their cooking
297
00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:39,358
and they refuse to
pronounce the letter H.
298
00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:41,596
But the name Francis
is more commonly used
299
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,938
to refer to Saint Francis
of Assisi. Listen to this:
300
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,784
"Francis was designated
patron saint of Italy.
301
00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:51,464
He later became associated
with the patronage of animals,
302
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,702
and it became customary
to hold ceremonies
303
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:57,577
blessing animals on his
feast day of four October."
304
00:13:57,593 --> 00:14:01,441
Now, I do like being named for a saint,
305
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,739
and I've always been a lover of animals.
306
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:08,650
Do I bless them?
307
00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:12,565
♪ MAJESTIC MUSIC ♪
308
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:14,174
I would say yes.
309
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,914
Yes, I do.
310
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,699
And I will...
311
00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:23,518
... on my new birthday,
312
00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:27,969
which shall forthwith be held on
313
00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,192
four October.
314
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:34,441
♪
315
00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:39,588
[FRANK] Did you wanna ask me something?
316
00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:43,610
I... forgot.
317
00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,299
Uh-huh.
318
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,066
♪
319
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,941
Is it because my
presence brings you peace?
320
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:53,906
♪
321
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,067
Sorry I had to call you.
322
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,495
It's not a problem.
323
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,673
No one in my family would take my call.
324
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,108
[CHUCKLES]
325
00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,841
[SCOFFS]
326
00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:21,544
[LAUGHING]
327
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,144
What's funny?
328
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,338
They're gonna take away
my tenure and fire me.
329
00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:31,003
[LAUGHS] Ah...
330
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:34,572
[LAUGHING]
331
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,158
Why is that funny?
332
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,402
[EXHALES LIGHTLY]
333
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:47,052
Also, there's the G1 and G2 APOL gene
334
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:50,874
that causes kidney disease.
I really don't want that one.
335
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,789
[KEV] Or the Bracka 1, or Bracka 2,
336
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:56,720
or the RET proto-oncogene...
337
00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:58,425
which, I don't even know
what diseases it causes.
338
00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,372
It just sounds horrible saying it.
339
00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:04,543
[DR. CROWLEY] Mr. Ball,
you are in fine shape
340
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,111
as inheritable diseases go.
341
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,521
Oh, I'm in fine shape.
342
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,870
I'm in fine shape.
[LAUGHING] I'm in fine shape.
343
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,109
What the hell is that supposed to mean,
344
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:12,568
"I'm in fine shape"? Because in science,
345
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,300
a positive can mean a bad thing.
346
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,483
And a negative can mean a good thing.
347
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,254
It's crazy confusing.
348
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,732
Fascinating.
349
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,159
What is? What are you writing
down? What is fascinating?
350
00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:26,538
- What is fascinating?
- [VERONICA] Okay. Doctor, just...
351
00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:29,310
tell us about his genes.
And speak in plain language.
352
00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:31,024
This is a little over our heads.
353
00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:34,090
You have a very rare
chromosomal pattern, Mr. Ball.
354
00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:36,804
You are, more specifically,
one in two billion.
355
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,177
Uh, were you aware you are
from the Huntsville subgroup?
356
00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:42,410
What the hell is that?
357
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,279
It's a genetic signature
that only comes from
358
00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:46,354
one very particular area in Kentucky.
359
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,117
Uh, they were cut off from civilization
360
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,414
by the Johnsville flood in 1826.
361
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:53,075
Uh, trapped in a rural
area known as a "hollar,"
362
00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,565
until someone found them
again 120 years later.
363
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:56,628
As a result,
364
00:16:56,634 --> 00:17:00,067
they are one of the most inbred
populations in the United States.
365
00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:05,091
- [INHALES] Did you say "inbred"?
- Did you say "Kentucky"?
366
00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:08,233
♪ LIVELY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ♪
367
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:11,431
♪
368
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:16,336
[BAHIR] What's that smell?
369
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,155
It's, uh... it's temporary.
370
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,149
It'll be gone way before you move in.
371
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,609
And I'm gonna give these walls
a nice coat of fresh paint too.
372
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,789
[BAHIR] Ooh, how's the water pressure?
373
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,737
It's great. Feel free to check.
374
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,774
[FAUCET RUNS]
375
00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:33,329
- [FIONA] You a smoker?
- Nah, I prefer edibles.
376
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,987
[CHUCKLES]
377
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,178
- Pets?
- [BAHIR] Allergic.
378
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:39,211
- [FIONA] Kids?
- [CHUCKLING] No kids.
379
00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:40,578
No parties.
380
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,912
Pretty much no life outside of work.
381
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,025
- [FIONA] What do you do?
- Tech.
382
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,400
90 hour weeks, and that's if I'm lucky.
383
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,335
I basically just need a
place to sleep and shower.
384
00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:53,706
Well, I need first month, last
month, and security deposit.
385
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,105
[BAHIR] Not a problem.
386
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,608
♪
387
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,168
Come on in.
388
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,111
Easy.
389
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,672
[SIGHS]
390
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:09,973
Gotcha.
391
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,509
- Oh, I'll grab this.
- [YOUENS GROANS]
392
00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:22,192
- Are you hungry?
- No.
393
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:24,843
- No?
- [YOUENS] No.
394
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,483
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
395
00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:36,316
Hey, I'm gonna get you some groceries.
396
00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:38,275
Don't bother.
397
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,941
[YOUENS] They'll just go
bad while I'm in prison.
398
00:18:40,942 --> 00:18:42,816
Prison?
399
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:46,265
[YOUENS] As soon as I
get in front of the judge,
400
00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:48,597
they'll lock me up for good.
401
00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:50,059
[YOUENS SIGHS]
402
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,758
Well.
403
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,160
Get you some food.
404
00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:59,482
I'll come back, we'll
make some calls, and, uh...
405
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,251
... find you a lawyer, all right?
406
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:17,245
It's, like, the most perfect
situation in the world.
407
00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:19,982
Lakisha gets her nursing
practicum hours, and I'm free.
408
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,186
What?
409
00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:26,358
- She'll be giving him sponge baths.
- And you're okay with that.
410
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,830
- You guys, she's making him happy.
- Exactly.
411
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,181
[DEBBIE] Not like that.
412
00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:33,067
You guys think like that?
413
00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:37,871
- Well, you seem pretty over Neil anyway.
- No, I'm not over him.
414
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:42,048
I mean, I am... over
him, I guess, but...
415
00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:44,003
I can't afford to lose Neil's disability
416
00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:46,690
and have to pay for childcare
and rent and everything.
417
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:50,109
Then you might want to try to
be the one who makes him happy.
418
00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:56,008
- All right, so, I'll Venmo you by Monday.
- Perfect. Thanks.
419
00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:57,150
Thank you.
420
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,216
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
421
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,316
[MEL] Hey.
422
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,308
Are you applying to live here?
423
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:07,828
Yup. Bahir.
424
00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:09,857
Oh... [EXHALES NOISILY]
425
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,358
It's really not a good idea,
Bahir. [INHALES HEAVILY]
426
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,108
I've been here three years.
427
00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:18,183
The place is fucking
riddled with bedbugs.
428
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:21,698
And the new landlady, she's
too cheap to bug bomb the place.
429
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,567
Oh, shit.
430
00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:25,114
Hey, thanks for the heads-up.
431
00:20:25,239 --> 00:20:26,915
Yeah, of course.
432
00:20:27,237 --> 00:20:28,440
And...
433
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,947
I dunno, you might
wanna burn those clothes.
434
00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,274
Little fuckers are...
435
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,426
... like, bouncin'
off the walls in here.
436
00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:36,792
- Ugh... [SIGHS]
- [MEL] I know.
437
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,817
Okay, bye.
438
00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:40,191
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
439
00:20:40,192 --> 00:20:42,108
♪ TENSE POP MUSIC ♪
440
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,850
Yeah, you handle DUI?
441
00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:47,317
No, no, it's... it's for a friend.
442
00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:52,497
- Sure, yeah, I can hold.
- [YOUENS] Wasting your time.
443
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:54,441
Hey, shut up and eat your fries.
444
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,295
[LIP] Yeah, I'm still here.
445
00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:03,379
[LIP] Um, I don't know. He blew a...
446
00:21:03,384 --> 00:21:04,990
[YOUENS] 1.8.
447
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,507
I promise I won't drive anywhere.
448
00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:14,736
Sorry, yeah. I'm still here, yeah.
449
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,737
He blew a 1.8.
450
00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:20,899
Yeah, he hit a house.
451
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,677
Um, but he didn't
injure anyone. Got lucky.
452
00:21:25,942 --> 00:21:27,440
First DUI?
453
00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:29,781
No, it's his second.
454
00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:32,600
- Fifth.
- What?
455
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,025
No, sorry. It's, um...
456
00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:36,400
... it's his fifth DUI.
457
00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:39,858
Hello?
458
00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:44,024
Prick hung up on me.
459
00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:46,193
Told you you're wasting your time.
460
00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:48,582
Fifth DUI?
461
00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,149
I mean, h... how does that even happen?
462
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,379
Ask me again when you're 60.
463
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,809
Place smells like...
464
00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,900
dog shit.
465
00:22:01,025 --> 00:22:04,462
- Ah, it's baby shit, actually.
- [MEL] Wow.
466
00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,844
You should go into sales.
467
00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,213
I scrubbed the place down,
468
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,440
but the smell seems to be lingering.
469
00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:13,317
I'm gonna give the walls
a fresh coat of paint.
470
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:14,901
Should take care of it.
471
00:22:15,317 --> 00:22:17,429
- We'll take it.
- [MEL] Great.
472
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,357
- Actually...
- [TROTTER] So, what do you need?
473
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,173
First, last, security? 1,800?
474
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,644
Uh, no.
475
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,762
Well, yes, I need first,
last, and security,
476
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:30,014
- but the rent is 1,000 a month.
- [TROTTER] 1,000?
477
00:22:30,031 --> 00:22:32,565
- [MEL] You're not serious.
- Mel and Nessa said they pay six.
478
00:22:32,566 --> 00:22:34,366
Well, that's 'cause
they've been here a while.
479
00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,482
[OVEN CREAKING OPEN]
480
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,962
Will the oven full of
baked shit cost extra?
481
00:22:43,747 --> 00:22:44,841
[FIONA] Ugh.
482
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:46,909
I'll clean that up.
483
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,680
Look, I will give you
2,100, cash, right now.
484
00:22:49,714 --> 00:22:50,998
That's 700 a month.
485
00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:53,308
The rent is 1,000 a month.
486
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,390
[FIONA] And I already promised it to
487
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:58,689
a nice, quiet tech guy
who's happy to pay the 1,000.
488
00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:01,763
So, you can put in, uh, an application
489
00:23:01,789 --> 00:23:05,197
for any future vacancies,
but they'll be a grand too.
490
00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:08,108
- [TROTTER SIGHS]
- Tech guy named Bahir?
491
00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:11,397
Yeah.
492
00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:16,098
Come on, lady-friends.
493
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,274
I'll make you a fancy coffee
while you fill out the application.
494
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,274
♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪
495
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:25,567
♪
496
00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:28,603
[SUE] Gallagher, your uncle find you?
497
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:32,243
- What uncle?
- [SUE] He stopped by looking for you. 50s, skinny.
498
00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,916
Kind of dirty sexy. Cheekbones for days.
499
00:23:34,942 --> 00:23:38,393
- Shit. What'd you tell him?
- That you weren't here.
500
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:40,515
He said no problem, he'll
see you back at your house.
501
00:23:41,513 --> 00:23:42,982
[IAN] Fuck.
502
00:23:43,107 --> 00:23:44,797
We have a shift!
503
00:23:44,983 --> 00:23:49,216
♪
504
00:23:50,747 --> 00:23:51,855
Carl!
505
00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:53,857
Fiona!
506
00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:56,274
Anybody home?
507
00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:57,715
[ERIC] Fuck!
508
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,825
Where is my fucking meth?
509
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:02,316
♪
510
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,501
[WATER SLOSHING]
511
00:24:04,953 --> 00:24:06,482
[ERIC] You need to think
about it a little more, huh?
512
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,046
[IAN] Hey!
513
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:12,348
- Let him go!
- [MAN GRUNTING]
514
00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:15,566
[MEN AND IAN GRUNTING]
515
00:24:16,116 --> 00:24:18,228
[IAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
516
00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:19,502
[IAN] Monica's dead.
517
00:24:19,523 --> 00:24:20,895
We don't know anything about your meth.
518
00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:22,357
- Bullshit.
- [GASPS]
519
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,374
Monica is fuckin' indestructible.
520
00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:25,817
There's no way she just lost
521
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:29,017
seven pounds of meth,
so either she smoked it,
522
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:32,180
or she sold it, or her
fucked-up family stole it.
523
00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:33,840
And in any one of those scenarios,
524
00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:36,759
I am still owned 70-fucking-grand!
525
00:24:37,224 --> 00:24:39,343
[IAN] Fucking stop! Stop!
526
00:24:39,373 --> 00:24:42,451
[ERIC] My money or my meth. You
got 24 hours. You understand?
527
00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:43,813
After that,
528
00:24:43,866 --> 00:24:47,146
you start worrying about
little Debbie, little Liam,
529
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:48,889
and pretty little Fiona.
530
00:24:49,436 --> 00:24:51,381
[CARL COUGHING]
531
00:24:54,483 --> 00:24:56,454
[COUGHING]
532
00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:57,916
Okay.
533
00:24:58,644 --> 00:24:59,774
- [PANTS]
- [IAN] You all right?
534
00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,024
- Yeah.
- You all right?
535
00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:02,524
[BREATHLESS] Fuck.
536
00:25:02,525 --> 00:25:04,868
[PANTING]
537
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,656
No, I mean, it's bad.
538
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,275
You know? It's "nothing but vodka
and mustard in the fridge" bad.
539
00:25:11,306 --> 00:25:13,066
Wonder what he's putting the mustard on?
540
00:25:13,332 --> 00:25:16,732
And five DUIs? I mean, I don't
even think Frank has five DUIs.
541
00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:19,825
- Only 'cause he doesn't have a car.
- [IAN] I tried six lawyers.
542
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,931
They all hung up on
me. I mean, he's fucked.
543
00:25:21,952 --> 00:25:23,524
Right? I mean, he's going to prison?
544
00:25:23,726 --> 00:25:24,982
[BRAD] Not necessarily.
545
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,629
If he can get sober for real
546
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:29,379
and show a judge he's serious...
but that's his only shot.
547
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:32,170
I don't know...
548
00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:35,399
you know, I don't think this
guy could ever get sober.
549
00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:37,337
[BRAD] Know who else
they said that about?
550
00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:40,441
You and me, and everyone
who ever got sober.
551
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,067
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
552
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,711
[FRANK] Can I help you
find something, sir?
553
00:25:54,114 --> 00:25:55,482
Uh, fertilizer?
554
00:25:55,607 --> 00:25:58,925
Yes, sir. Uh, against the
wall, next to the roses.
555
00:25:58,945 --> 00:26:00,391
Oh, she's a good girl.
556
00:26:00,444 --> 00:26:04,769
Yes, aren't you a good girl?
Yes, you are a good girl.
557
00:26:04,817 --> 00:26:07,474
Are you feeding her? No, don't do that.
558
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,938
- But I'm her patron.
- What?
559
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,486
No, she's a service dog. You're
not even supposed to pet her.
560
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:16,826
I'll lead you to the roses.
561
00:26:16,858 --> 00:26:18,930
- This way.
- Thank you.
562
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,464
- There are steps.
- [FIONA] Hey, Frank,
563
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,906
- great. You didn't lose your job yet.
- [MAN] Thank you.
564
00:26:23,341 --> 00:26:25,674
Fiona, when you address me,
565
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:29,396
I'd prefer you call me "Dad,"
or "Father," or "Francis."
566
00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:32,993
Or on more formal occasions,
I'll also accept "Saint."
567
00:26:33,745 --> 00:26:37,899
Uh-huh. You get, uh, an
employee discount, Saint Francis?
568
00:26:38,024 --> 00:26:39,479
I do.
569
00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:41,300
[FIONA] That's great,
'cause this stuff's pricey.
570
00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:42,732
How much off?
571
00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:46,579
Oh, I'm sorry, but my discount
doesn't cover family or friends.
572
00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:49,344
[SCOFFS] All right, then you
buy it, and I'll pay you back.
573
00:26:49,383 --> 00:26:51,192
[CHUCKLES]
574
00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,565
N... that would be unethical.
575
00:26:53,566 --> 00:26:55,033
Here.
576
00:26:57,197 --> 00:26:59,149
So, what is that, seven dollars?
577
00:26:59,274 --> 00:27:02,067
- I give what I have to the poor.
- [CHUCKLING]
578
00:27:02,313 --> 00:27:04,273
Fuck off, Frank.
579
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,407
[LIP] [SIGHS] Yo!
580
00:27:12,441 --> 00:27:14,230
Shit! Fuck.
581
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,440
Hey! Hey!
582
00:27:16,441 --> 00:27:17,857
Youens! Hey, hey!
583
00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:19,121
- [LIP] Come here.
- [PANTING]
584
00:27:19,147 --> 00:27:20,533
[LIP] Come here, come here.
585
00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:22,782
- [YOUENS COUGHS]
- You're good, you're good,
586
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,212
you're good. You're all right.
587
00:27:24,254 --> 00:27:25,411
- [YOUENS MOANS]
- You're all right.
588
00:27:25,463 --> 00:27:27,566
- [COUGHING]
- You're all right.
589
00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:29,994
You're all right.
590
00:27:30,522 --> 00:27:32,024
- [LIP] Okay?
- [YOUENS GROANS]
591
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,108
That's all right. There you go.
592
00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:38,008
The broken ribs hurt
worse than the broken arms.
593
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,094
[PANTS, LAUGHS GINGERLY]
594
00:27:41,524 --> 00:27:44,111
Ow. What are you doing back?
595
00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:47,633
I got you some groceries.
596
00:27:48,779 --> 00:27:50,527
Pasta, 'cause it's easy.
597
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:53,732
You know, frozen meals
for the microwave.
598
00:27:54,608 --> 00:27:57,458
[PANTING]
599
00:27:58,224 --> 00:28:00,272
And I wanna talk to you about rehab.
600
00:28:01,483 --> 00:28:02,959
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
601
00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:04,976
You know, I, uh...
602
00:28:05,742 --> 00:28:08,381
... I haven't had a drink
in months now, and...
603
00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:11,817
... believe it or not, it
feels pretty fucking good.
604
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:16,024
♪ SOLEMN MUSIC ♪
605
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:19,340
I appreciate your help today. [SNIFFS]
606
00:28:20,597 --> 00:28:21,857
But I have to...
607
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:24,783
I have to figure out some
very pressing things...
608
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,888
... like how I'm gonna wipe my ass
609
00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:29,662
when it comes time to take a shit...
610
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:33,066
♪
611
00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,284
And how quickly I can
drink myself to death,
612
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,903
so I don't have to work up the
courage to commit suicide...
613
00:28:38,726 --> 00:28:40,941
... because there's no
way I'm going to prison.
614
00:28:40,942 --> 00:28:42,928
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
615
00:28:43,482 --> 00:28:44,908
So...
616
00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,679
... with great affection...
617
00:28:48,386 --> 00:28:49,996
... and gratitude...
618
00:28:51,781 --> 00:28:53,760
... I'm gonna have to
ask you to piss off.
619
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,794
♪
620
00:29:00,942 --> 00:29:03,109
[INHALES DEEPLY]
621
00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:09,483
♪
622
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,566
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
623
00:29:17,817 --> 00:29:19,266
I think I'm gonna go.
624
00:29:19,271 --> 00:29:20,941
No, no, no, don't go.
625
00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:22,671
It's been so quiet around here.
626
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,857
It makes me feel weird
about day drinking.
627
00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:27,492
That's 'cause all the fucking
hipsters chased away the locals.
628
00:29:27,495 --> 00:29:29,469
Then the Russians chased
away all the hipsters.
629
00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,020
And then ICE chased
away all the Russians.
630
00:29:31,031 --> 00:29:32,858
And now we can't pay our mortgage.
631
00:29:32,983 --> 00:29:34,299
[KERMIT SIGHS]
632
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,231
Okay, finish your day
drink. Next one's on me.
633
00:29:36,263 --> 00:29:37,873
[VERONICA] [GASPS] Oh, my goodness!
634
00:29:37,889 --> 00:29:39,542
I found them.
635
00:29:39,837 --> 00:29:41,812
- [CHILDREN BABBLING]
- [KEV] What?
636
00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,460
[VERONICA] What do you mean,
"What?" You don't see that?
637
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,006
See what?
638
00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:47,774
[KERMIT] What? What are we looking at?
639
00:29:47,775 --> 00:29:49,274
The Huntsville subgroup.
640
00:29:49,275 --> 00:29:50,767
Which is what?
641
00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:55,472
[KERMIT] Whoa! Kev,
you found your family.
642
00:29:55,514 --> 00:29:58,254
- No, I don't have a family.
- [VERONICA] Kev, baby,
643
00:29:58,270 --> 00:30:01,348
this is huge. These are your ancestors.
644
00:30:01,369 --> 00:30:03,412
When we dig deeper,
we'll find your family.
645
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,733
You're not an orphan anymore.
646
00:30:04,747 --> 00:30:07,071
V, do you remember what that
doctor said? They're inbred.
647
00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:08,774
What if they try to eat us?
648
00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:11,003
- I think that's cannibals.
- [KEV] Well, whatever.
649
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,607
They abandoned me,
650
00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:14,700
so they're terrible people, right?
651
00:30:16,173 --> 00:30:17,732
[CHILDREN BABBLING]
652
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,816
♪ LIVELY ROCK MUSIC ♪
653
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:25,691
♪
654
00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,947
[HOLDING BREATH] Why
don't you try Eric Scarton?
655
00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:34,319
- Spell it?
- S-C-A-R-T-O-N.
656
00:30:34,444 --> 00:30:35,982
♪
657
00:30:36,107 --> 00:30:38,077
[HOLDING BREATH] "Eric Scarton."
The dude sounds like a pussy.
658
00:30:38,141 --> 00:30:40,569
- [EXHALES]
- Ah, shit.
659
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,009
What?
660
00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,111
Found his criminal record.
661
00:30:44,296 --> 00:30:47,770
- Spent over a decade in the Statesville Pen.
- Why?
662
00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:49,348
[IAN] Tried to kill a guy...
663
00:30:49,712 --> 00:30:51,058
... with a spoon.
664
00:30:51,253 --> 00:30:52,899
With a spoon?
665
00:30:53,570 --> 00:30:55,816
♪
666
00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:58,567
[IAN] He carved out some dude's
eyeball and fucking ate it.
667
00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:01,524
Shit. Monica could really pick 'em, huh?
668
00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:03,649
♪
669
00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:05,336
Hey, guys.
670
00:31:06,186 --> 00:31:08,842
Came home early to
spend some quality time.
671
00:31:10,234 --> 00:31:12,981
- Um.
- It's over, Debbie.
672
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,152
I'm in love with my nurse
and you're a horrible person.
673
00:31:16,277 --> 00:31:18,389
- No offense.
- "No offense"?
674
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:20,560
[LAKISHA] You know he
can't edit his thoughts.
675
00:31:21,192 --> 00:31:23,377
You don't love me,
676
00:31:23,858 --> 00:31:25,690
and Lakisha does.
677
00:31:25,691 --> 00:31:27,941
She helped me discover...
678
00:31:27,942 --> 00:31:29,774
... my prostate.
679
00:31:29,775 --> 00:31:32,689
And my nipples, and my
other erogenous zones,
680
00:31:32,755 --> 00:31:34,755
and you were just
using me for my money...
681
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,440
... which is mean.
682
00:31:36,441 --> 00:31:39,066
[PHONE BUZZING]
683
00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:41,690
- What, Carl?
- [CARL] Come home right now.
684
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,859
Emergency family
meeting. Don't tell Fiona.
685
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,607
All right, so he tells me to piss off.
686
00:31:48,608 --> 00:31:50,786
You told me to piss off
first time I met you.
687
00:31:50,829 --> 00:31:52,043
No, I didn't.
688
00:31:52,168 --> 00:31:55,022
Right, you just accused me
of wanting to suck your dick.
689
00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:57,274
Look, he's... he's covered in puke,
690
00:31:57,275 --> 00:32:00,261
passed out, facedown on his broken arms,
691
00:32:00,288 --> 00:32:01,690
and I clean him up.
692
00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:03,476
Right? Which is may
wore than I've ever done
693
00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:05,109
for my prick of a father.
694
00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:07,659
So why am I feeling guilty
that I'm not over there
695
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:09,524
wiping his ass for him?
696
00:32:09,811 --> 00:32:11,860
Well, maybe it's because
he wiped your ass for you
697
00:32:11,881 --> 00:32:13,829
- when you needed it.
- Fuck that, he just wrote a check.
698
00:32:13,845 --> 00:32:17,358
Yeah, with money that he worked
hard to earn and didn't owe you.
699
00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:20,440
[BRAD] You... you know
what you haven't been
700
00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,024
since your old professor ran his car
701
00:32:22,035 --> 00:32:23,524
- into a house, though?
- What?
702
00:32:23,597 --> 00:32:24,631
Depressed.
703
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:26,764
Know why?
704
00:32:27,024 --> 00:32:30,176
[BRAD] 'Cause fixing a fellow human's
even better than fixing a bike.
705
00:32:30,605 --> 00:32:33,025
And by the way, it's
how we stay sober...
706
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,795
by being of service,
707
00:32:35,105 --> 00:32:37,640
and by wiping asses
when they need wiping.
708
00:32:37,765 --> 00:32:40,372
And by helping other
drunks get what we got.
709
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,566
[SIGHING] You... y... you think
I like listening to your shit?
710
00:32:43,591 --> 00:32:44,629
[SCOFFING] I don't.
711
00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:45,744
- No?
- No.
712
00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:48,845
'Cause I'm a self-centered
prick like you, but...
713
00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:51,775
... when I listen to
your shit, I feel better.
714
00:32:52,857 --> 00:32:54,732
So, it's a selfish thing.
715
00:32:54,857 --> 00:32:56,447
Yeah, now you're getting it.
716
00:32:56,869 --> 00:32:59,359
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Gimme a sec, be right there.
717
00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:03,019
Yo, Carl, what's up?
718
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,698
Wait, what?
719
00:33:08,441 --> 00:33:09,857
All right.
720
00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:11,525
All right.
721
00:33:17,807 --> 00:33:19,490
Oh, no.
722
00:33:20,018 --> 00:33:21,732
Damn!
723
00:33:21,857 --> 00:33:23,565
Kevin!
724
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,482
I got the bill for your surgery.
725
00:33:25,535 --> 00:33:27,951
[VERONICA] $1,500 just for anesthesia?
726
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,358
- [VERONICA] Kevin!
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
727
00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,024
[BAR MUSIC PLAYING]
728
00:33:34,025 --> 00:33:35,482
What's this?
729
00:33:35,483 --> 00:33:36,734
It's me.
730
00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:39,941
It's the only picture in
my foster child folder.
731
00:33:39,942 --> 00:33:42,316
Cops found me at a gas station,
732
00:33:42,317 --> 00:33:43,933
and no one ever came looking for me,
733
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,290
and now you want me to go back to 'em.
734
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,468
- Well, don't you want to?
- Yes.
735
00:33:48,775 --> 00:33:50,690
[ANYA] Who will give me
tour of the back, please?
736
00:33:50,691 --> 00:33:53,149
- Who are you?
- I am realtor.
737
00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:55,314
Hired by owner to sell shit-hole bar.
738
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,081
- [KEV] What?
- Svetlana.
739
00:33:57,206 --> 00:33:58,948
She can't do that, can she?
740
00:33:58,988 --> 00:34:00,176
She own, she can.
741
00:34:00,301 --> 00:34:02,565
That's it. Enough of this shit.
742
00:34:02,566 --> 00:34:05,244
♪
743
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,608
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
744
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,757
Show her nothing, Kev.
745
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:20,226
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
746
00:34:21,513 --> 00:34:24,093
Do you examine your
breasts on a regular basis?
747
00:34:24,139 --> 00:34:26,816
♪
748
00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:28,399
[DOOR OPENS]
749
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,191
Monica's ex found us?
750
00:34:30,192 --> 00:34:32,108
[CARL] Yeah, he tried to
drown me in my own hot tub.
751
00:34:32,109 --> 00:34:35,600
Ian and I got, like, nine grand
between us. You got any money left?
752
00:34:36,025 --> 00:34:38,322
Uh, no. Only a couple hundred.
753
00:34:38,355 --> 00:34:40,228
I had to pay off some debts. Debs?
754
00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:43,030
- [IAN] Doesn't have any.
- [DEBBIE] Spent it all on equipment and welding school.
755
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,074
I'm broke.
756
00:34:44,258 --> 00:34:46,108
- Liam?
- [LIAM] Yeah?
757
00:34:46,109 --> 00:34:49,128
[IAN] You have, uh, any idea
what Fiona did with your meth?
758
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:50,607
No.
759
00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:54,752
We have to ask her.
760
00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:56,358
- [CARL AND DEBBIE] No.
- [IAN] Hell no.
761
00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:58,262
Well, has somebody got a better idea?
762
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,316
[LIP] Something you can sell? I mean,
763
00:35:01,317 --> 00:35:03,488
someone you know that could
loan us that kind of money?
764
00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:04,969
[IAN] Hey, Debs, how about Neil?
765
00:35:05,032 --> 00:35:06,828
He literally just broke up with me.
766
00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:08,108
He said I'm a horrible person.
767
00:35:08,109 --> 00:35:09,524
[DOOR OPENS]
768
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,193
[FRANK] Evening, family.
769
00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,171
- [DEBBIE] Jesus, Frank!
- [IAN] Whoa.
770
00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,731
- [DEBBIE] Is that a squirrel?
- What the hell is that?
771
00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:18,816
[FRANK] Roadkill, I'm afraid.
772
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,653
I'll give him a proper burial tomorrow.
773
00:35:21,778 --> 00:35:23,108
Jesus.
774
00:35:23,109 --> 00:35:24,306
Indeed.
775
00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:25,695
[LIP] Frank, do you have any cash?
776
00:35:25,742 --> 00:35:27,400
We gotta pay this Eric guy, for real.
777
00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:28,603
[FRANK] Of course.
778
00:35:30,176 --> 00:35:31,483
[LIP] Thanks.
779
00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:36,359
Seven fucking dollars?
780
00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:40,066
We could rob where you work.
781
00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:42,530
- Know where they keep the safe?
- Absolutely not.
782
00:35:42,565 --> 00:35:45,024
You're the one that got
us into this shit, Frank.
783
00:35:45,025 --> 00:35:46,437
Monica.
784
00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:48,897
Not me. And it's Francis now.
785
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:51,400
I no longer resonate with a hard K.
786
00:35:51,759 --> 00:35:53,749
[SIGHING] Oh, fuck it.
787
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,922
- Let's talk to Fiona.
- Yep.
788
00:35:57,047 --> 00:36:00,066
♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪
789
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:01,774
♪
790
00:36:01,775 --> 00:36:03,607
[EXHALES]
791
00:36:03,608 --> 00:36:05,690
[INHALES]
792
00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:07,524
That's strange.
793
00:36:07,649 --> 00:36:09,775
I have...
794
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,695
... I have a strange... [PANTS SHORTLY]
795
00:36:12,734 --> 00:36:15,229
... a strange feeling. I... oof.
796
00:36:15,288 --> 00:36:19,055
Liam, do I feel warm to you? [PANTING]
797
00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:21,941
Nah.
798
00:36:21,942 --> 00:36:23,732
[GROANS SOFTLY]
799
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:27,060
[SIGHS GROANINGLY] Ah.
800
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,826
My back. [GROANS]
801
00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:32,191
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
802
00:36:32,888 --> 00:36:34,399
It's like...
803
00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:38,565
... my blood is warming.
804
00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:41,565
[GROANS, SIGHS]
805
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:45,733
♪
806
00:36:52,525 --> 00:36:53,521
Sign over the bar to me
807
00:36:53,538 --> 00:36:55,372
and I'll tell them that
we were legit married
808
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:57,597
and this was all just a big mistake.
809
00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,543
No.
810
00:37:00,181 --> 00:37:02,053
I will sell my bar and live like a queen
811
00:37:02,107 --> 00:37:03,751
in Russia with all my money.
812
00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,195
[VERONICA] Bullshit.
813
00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:07,852
Your dream is a Quiznos in Kansas.
814
00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,775
[DISTANT CHATTER]
815
00:37:13,346 --> 00:37:15,399
I keep two-thirds of bar.
816
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,358
One-third, and you pay
Kev's medical bills.
817
00:37:18,359 --> 00:37:21,857
You also agree to take care of
the three kids three days a week.
818
00:37:21,858 --> 00:37:23,908
- We are thrupple again?
- [VERONICA] No.
819
00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:26,449
I manage bar and all bills.
820
00:37:26,508 --> 00:37:28,199
We do that together, and you teach me
821
00:37:28,215 --> 00:37:30,108
- what I don't know.
- I teach you.
822
00:37:30,401 --> 00:37:33,149
But Kev, he is too stupid for math.
823
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,191
- It's the inbreeding.
- [SVETLANA] What?
824
00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:36,941
We have a deal?
825
00:37:36,942 --> 00:37:39,982
♪ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC ♪
826
00:37:39,983 --> 00:37:42,149
♪
827
00:37:42,405 --> 00:37:44,605
If we weren't so screwed, we
wouldn't ask for your help.
828
00:37:44,654 --> 00:37:46,977
[CARL] The dude almost
drowned me in my own hot tub.
829
00:37:47,019 --> 00:37:49,168
[DEBBIE] You don't have to help
us, but it would be really helpful
830
00:37:49,189 --> 00:37:50,615
- if you could just tell us...
- Tell us what you did
831
00:37:50,631 --> 00:37:52,183
with the last two pounds of meth.
832
00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,440
[SIGHS]
833
00:37:55,646 --> 00:37:57,241
[IAN] Is this the part
where you lecture us?
834
00:37:57,273 --> 00:37:59,069
- 'Cause if you could just speed it up a little bit, that...
- You wanna be a smartass,
835
00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,284
or do you want my help?
836
00:38:03,192 --> 00:38:05,358
I'm taking my time with this
837
00:38:05,615 --> 00:38:08,513
because I want you
all to remember this...
838
00:38:09,031 --> 00:38:11,781
how hard you tried not
to have to come to me.
839
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,950
Because if you didn't
have to come to me,
840
00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:16,231
then maybe you could
just get through all this
841
00:38:16,263 --> 00:38:17,922
without having to admit...
842
00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:20,433
... one simple truth.
843
00:38:23,298 --> 00:38:25,162
Which is that I was right.
844
00:38:26,287 --> 00:38:30,241
When I told you that keeping the meth...
845
00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:32,786
- ... was a bad idea...
- [LIP] Mm-hmm.
846
00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:35,890
[WHISPERING] ... I was right.
847
00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:40,425
When I begged you not to take it...
848
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:42,696
... I was right.
849
00:38:43,557 --> 00:38:46,920
When I told you that selling it
850
00:38:46,962 --> 00:38:51,806
and turning yourselves
into fucking meth dealers
851
00:38:51,823 --> 00:38:56,178
was a terrible decision
that could go horribly wrong,
852
00:38:56,393 --> 00:38:59,850
I was... super fuckin' right.
853
00:38:59,975 --> 00:39:01,269
- [IAN] Well...
- I am the one
854
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,052
- who saw to your survival...
- [IAN GROANS]
855
00:39:03,121 --> 00:39:04,868
... since you were babies.
856
00:39:05,707 --> 00:39:09,329
I am the only reason that
you are still breathing
857
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,351
and have limbs intact.
858
00:39:11,679 --> 00:39:15,295
So, I want you to remember this moment.
859
00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:17,913
[FIONA] So that the next time
860
00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:20,400
that I try to warn you against a plan
861
00:39:20,423 --> 00:39:25,045
that Frank and Monica
thought was a good idea,
862
00:39:25,082 --> 00:39:26,185
maybe...
863
00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:30,471
... just... maybe you
will fucking listen!
864
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,720
Are you gonna tell us where
the meth is or not, Fiona?
865
00:39:33,048 --> 00:39:35,256
♪ TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ♪
866
00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:41,377
I am, Debs.
867
00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,965
I am.
868
00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:48,906
Right after every
single one of you says...
869
00:39:49,841 --> 00:39:51,102
... "you were right."
870
00:39:51,577 --> 00:39:53,864
- [IAN SIGHS]
- "And I was wrong, Fiona."
871
00:39:55,168 --> 00:39:56,551
Are you serious?
872
00:39:56,676 --> 00:39:58,060
[LAUGHING] Yeah.
873
00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:03,724
♪
874
00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:06,063
Time is a-wastin'.
875
00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:08,924
I wanna hear those words.
876
00:40:10,149 --> 00:40:11,596
Okay.
877
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:14,411
You were right and I was wrong, Fiona.
878
00:40:14,536 --> 00:40:16,147
[INHALES DEEPLY]
879
00:40:16,337 --> 00:40:18,338
[EXHALES SMUGLY] Mm-hmm.
880
00:40:21,348 --> 00:40:23,217
[SIGHS] You were...
881
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,086
[CHOKES SOFTLY, SUCKS TEETH]
882
00:40:25,211 --> 00:40:27,737
... right and I was wrong.
883
00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:31,748
Fiona. [SIGHS]
884
00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:36,704
You were fuckin' right and
we were fuckin' wrong, Fiona.
885
00:40:42,379 --> 00:40:43,704
I wasn't wrong.
886
00:40:44,295 --> 00:40:46,190
I took what was mine.
I'm not sorry for it.
887
00:40:46,315 --> 00:40:48,552
That's how life works
sometimes. It didn't go my way.
888
00:40:48,784 --> 00:40:51,154
Now, can you please tell us where
you put the rest of the drugs
889
00:40:51,186 --> 00:40:53,640
so that motherfucker doesn't
eat your eyeballs too?
890
00:40:53,706 --> 00:40:55,589
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [FRANK] Guilt! It's guilt!
891
00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:57,464
[FRANK]It's guilt.
892
00:40:57,465 --> 00:40:59,772
This feeling I've been
having in my stomach
893
00:40:59,798 --> 00:41:03,230
and in my bones and in my
veins. [CHUCKLES SHARPLY]
894
00:41:03,877 --> 00:41:05,929
I've discovered guilt.
895
00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,648
[FRANK] Don't you understand?
896
00:41:08,912 --> 00:41:10,687
I'm here to help.
897
00:41:11,393 --> 00:41:15,042
Does "help" include use
of your employee discount?
898
00:41:16,362 --> 00:41:18,963
'Cause we're gonna
need a lot of shovels.
899
00:41:20,223 --> 00:41:23,741
- [ALL GRUNTING]
- [IAN] This is some seriously sick shit.
900
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,747
- It's no joke, Fiona.
- [ALL GRUNTING]
901
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,569
God, who buries her mother with meth?
902
00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:30,849
Shouldn't you be asking what kind
of a mother leaves her kids meth?
903
00:41:31,442 --> 00:41:33,587
[CARL] For fuck's sake.
I gotta take a piss.
904
00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:36,114
[FRANK] I wonder what other new feelings
905
00:41:36,131 --> 00:41:38,239
life has in store for me.
906
00:41:38,364 --> 00:41:41,038
[FRANK] I've known glee, passion,
907
00:41:41,262 --> 00:41:45,269
joy, grief, despair.
908
00:41:45,282 --> 00:41:47,922
Were you planning on naming,
uh, all the human emotions?
909
00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:49,229
'Cause maybe you could
help dig while you did that.
910
00:41:49,293 --> 00:41:51,345
Regret... that would be a new one.
911
00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:53,597
Remorse... don't think
I've had that one, either.
912
00:41:53,635 --> 00:41:55,005
- [FIONA GROANS]
- Jesus Christ.
913
00:41:55,006 --> 00:41:57,199
Crucifixion I have known.
914
00:41:57,237 --> 00:41:59,535
The woman we're digging up saw to that.
915
00:42:00,254 --> 00:42:03,763
- She nailed you to a cross?
- [FRANK] It was a sex thing.
916
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:05,579
I don't like to talk about it.
917
00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:12,157
[FIONA] Ugh. God damn it, this is hard.
918
00:42:12,173 --> 00:42:14,922
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
919
00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:18,089
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
920
00:42:24,548 --> 00:42:26,116
[ALL SHOUTING]
921
00:42:26,412 --> 00:42:29,048
Go! Oh, my God!
922
00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:31,130
[BRAKES SQUEAKING]
923
00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:34,172
♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪
924
00:42:34,173 --> 00:42:39,298
♪
925
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:44,498
[LIP] Whoa, careful, Carl!
Don't go too deep, all right?
926
00:42:44,734 --> 00:42:49,881
♪
927
00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:11,666
[SIBLINGS SCREAMING]
928
00:43:16,215 --> 00:43:17,705
[FIONA] [WHIMPERS]
929
00:43:17,779 --> 00:43:18,935
[CARL] Oops.
930
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,298
[FIONA] Oh, no.
931
00:43:22,023 --> 00:43:23,449
[DEBBIE] What do we do?
932
00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:27,614
Maybe we should hold hands...
933
00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:29,747
... and take a moment of silence?
934
00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:38,743
- [IAN] Ugh!
- [FRANK] Oh, fuck.
935
00:43:38,753 --> 00:43:41,266
- [LIP] Oh, Jesus.
- [ALL RETCHING]
936
00:43:42,332 --> 00:43:43,862
[LIP] All right, where's
the fucking drugs?
937
00:43:43,942 --> 00:43:45,847
[FIONA] I put them under her.
938
00:43:47,836 --> 00:43:49,521
[ALL COUGHING AND RETCHING]
939
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,215
[FIONA] I'll get the drugs
940
00:43:51,216 --> 00:43:53,115
if you guys put her back in the coffin.
941
00:43:56,359 --> 00:43:57,765
[LIP] Fuckin' A...
942
00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:02,577
- [DEBBIE RETCHES]
- [LIP] Ugh.
943
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,409
[LIP] God. [GRUNTS]
944
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:08,606
You were so right, Fiona.
945
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,270
[CARL] You were right.
We were fucking wrong.
946
00:44:11,296 --> 00:44:13,859
Oh, my God. Ugh.
947
00:44:14,256 --> 00:44:17,628
♪
948
00:44:17,843 --> 00:44:20,525
[SIBLINGS COUGHING, GROANING]
949
00:44:21,048 --> 00:44:25,112
♪
950
00:44:42,757 --> 00:44:45,691
[SNAPS FINGERS] Come on in. Get in.
951
00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:50,632
♪
952
00:45:00,512 --> 00:45:02,459
Sweet Jesus.
953
00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:04,465
What is that smell?
954
00:45:09,892 --> 00:45:12,798
[SNIFFS] Ugh, God.
955
00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:17,340
[CARL] I... I have my hot
tub. It's worth, like, four K.
956
00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,215
It's, like, 33,000 in all.
957
00:45:19,279 --> 00:45:20,366
[ERIC SIGHS]
958
00:45:20,371 --> 00:45:21,865
That's not enough.
959
00:45:21,929 --> 00:45:24,880
- You still owe me 37 grand!
- Stop, stop.
960
00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:26,886
[FRANK] Let me handle this, please.
961
00:45:26,912 --> 00:45:28,855
[FRANK] Eric, is it?
962
00:45:28,871 --> 00:45:31,316
You were Monica's partner, I take it?
963
00:45:31,601 --> 00:45:34,457
Which means half of the
drugs belonged to her,
964
00:45:34,582 --> 00:45:36,769
and we have done all we can
965
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,795
to pay you back for your half.
966
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,981
That smell? That reek, Eric?
967
00:45:43,673 --> 00:45:47,168
That stench that's
filling your nostrils?
968
00:45:47,236 --> 00:45:48,614
That's Monica.
969
00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:53,963
Dead, rotting, beautiful,
tortured, magnificent,
970
00:45:53,964 --> 00:45:56,922
ridiculous, worm-infested Monica.
971
00:45:57,761 --> 00:45:59,292
She died.
972
00:45:59,651 --> 00:46:01,340
[FRANK] We watched her die.
973
00:46:01,465 --> 00:46:03,459
[FRANK] And then we
put her in the ground.
974
00:46:05,048 --> 00:46:06,980
We buried some drugs with her,
975
00:46:07,011 --> 00:46:08,685
but that's neither here nor there.
976
00:46:08,922 --> 00:46:10,470
And then we dug her up.
977
00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,391
But two bags of meth...
978
00:46:13,426 --> 00:46:15,658
... plus nine grand and a hot tub?
979
00:46:16,197 --> 00:46:17,622
That's all we've got.
980
00:46:19,438 --> 00:46:20,552
That's it.
981
00:46:21,138 --> 00:46:23,446
[FRANK] And now she's
six feet under again.
982
00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,767
And if you come near my family, Eric,
983
00:46:29,595 --> 00:46:31,691
as God as my witness,
984
00:46:32,198 --> 00:46:34,336
I will bury you with her.
985
00:46:37,904 --> 00:46:39,398
Are we clear?
986
00:46:44,293 --> 00:46:45,365
Yeah.
987
00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,250
We're clear.
988
00:46:47,693 --> 00:46:51,214
♪ TENSE ROCK MUSIC ♪
989
00:46:51,215 --> 00:46:56,340
♪
990
00:47:03,648 --> 00:47:06,089
[DOOR CLANKING OPEN]
991
00:47:13,367 --> 00:47:15,256
[SIGHS]
992
00:47:16,798 --> 00:47:20,899
♪
993
00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:24,046
Thanks... Francis.
994
00:47:25,207 --> 00:47:29,267
♪ Your love for me ♪
995
00:47:32,033 --> 00:47:33,464
♪ True ♪
996
00:47:33,465 --> 00:47:36,557
♪ And precise ♪
997
00:47:36,626 --> 00:47:40,448
♪ It nice the echo ♪
998
00:47:40,573 --> 00:47:44,767
♪ From the tree ♪
999
00:47:47,216 --> 00:47:49,992
♪ I'll break ♪
1000
00:47:50,019 --> 00:47:54,523
♪ Some day ♪
1001
00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:57,114
♪ I'll break ♪
1002
00:47:57,172 --> 00:48:00,430
♪ Into the old house ♪
1003
00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:08,381
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1004
00:48:09,527 --> 00:48:12,082
[SCOFFS SOFTLY]
1005
00:48:12,381 --> 00:48:13,528
[SIGHS]
1006
00:48:13,565 --> 00:48:17,075
Did you have a chance to
reconsider my friends' application?
1007
00:48:17,151 --> 00:48:19,113
I did not have that chance, Mel.
1008
00:48:19,862 --> 00:48:22,000
I was dealing with a...
1009
00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:24,328
family situation.
1010
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:28,060
And I was too busy texting Bahir
1011
00:48:28,097 --> 00:48:30,273
and discovering your bedbug bullshit.
1012
00:48:30,463 --> 00:48:31,715
So?
1013
00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:35,457
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1014
00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:36,772
[FIONA] So...
1015
00:48:38,006 --> 00:48:41,539
... I've been trying to be... nice.
1016
00:48:42,157 --> 00:48:44,131
Been trying to be mature.
1017
00:48:44,743 --> 00:48:48,497
Trying to rise above my station in life.
1018
00:48:50,688 --> 00:48:52,953
But if you wanna go ghetto on me...
1019
00:48:53,170 --> 00:48:57,366
... I will beat you at that
game every fucking time.
1020
00:48:59,974 --> 00:49:01,816
So, you're gonna call Bahir
1021
00:49:01,941 --> 00:49:04,546
and tell him that you were lying.
1022
00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:07,402
'Cause if you don't...
1023
00:49:08,052 --> 00:49:10,923
... I'll fill your bed with real bedbugs
1024
00:49:10,966 --> 00:49:15,220
just so I have an excuse
to burn all your shit
1025
00:49:15,506 --> 00:49:17,037
in the street.
1026
00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:19,534
And then I'll evict you
1027
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:22,622
so that I can double your rent.
1028
00:49:23,578 --> 00:49:25,478
'Cause you don't scare me.
1029
00:49:32,705 --> 00:49:34,131
We clear?
1030
00:49:40,366 --> 00:49:42,809
All right, baby. You can do this.
1031
00:49:42,841 --> 00:49:43,918
I'm right here.
1032
00:49:52,006 --> 00:49:54,255
[SIGHS]
1033
00:49:54,256 --> 00:49:56,526
[LINE TRILLING]
1034
00:49:56,651 --> 00:49:57,983
[MAN] Hello?
1035
00:49:58,152 --> 00:50:00,358
- [MAN] Hello? Is anybody there?
- [WOMAN] Who is it?
1036
00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,578
Hello?
1037
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:03,975
Um...
1038
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,965
I was...
1039
00:50:06,651 --> 00:50:08,467
... uh, found at a gas station...
1040
00:50:08,668 --> 00:50:11,011
[INHALES DEEPLY] Outside
of Skokie, Illinois,
1041
00:50:11,032 --> 00:50:12,606
when I was two years old.
1042
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:14,237
That was about...
1043
00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:16,249
30 years ago.
1044
00:50:16,507 --> 00:50:19,048
- And I...
- [MAN] Oh, my God, it's Bart!
1045
00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:21,875
- [WOMAN] What?
- [MAN] Bart, is that you?
1046
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,509
I think it's Bart. Oh, my God.
1047
00:50:24,548 --> 00:50:28,053
[MAN AND WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY]
1048
00:50:28,924 --> 00:50:30,449
I'm Bart?
1049
00:50:31,822 --> 00:50:33,392
I'm Bart from Kentucky.
1050
00:50:33,419 --> 00:50:36,514
[MAN] Is that you? Bart, are you there?
1051
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:39,339
[MAN AND WOMAN TALK EXCITEDLY]
1052
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:41,464
♪ DAN CROLL'S "AWAY FROM TODAY" ♪
1053
00:50:41,465 --> 00:50:45,501
♪
1054
00:50:53,195 --> 00:50:55,657
♪ I hit the ground running ♪
1055
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:59,605
♪ Running all the way from sin ♪
1056
00:51:00,173 --> 00:51:02,384
♪
1057
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:06,001
♪ She stole my heart faster ♪
1058
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,268
♪ Than the bullet
that I put in him ♪
1059
00:51:10,516 --> 00:51:12,088
[SIGHS] Well, shit.
1060
00:51:12,377 --> 00:51:15,297
♪ She took the case and
I grabbed the wheels ♪
1061
00:51:15,298 --> 00:51:18,369
♪ She taught me to fend and
taught me to steal away ♪
1062
00:51:18,381 --> 00:51:20,249
[INHALES]
1063
00:51:22,368 --> 00:51:26,340
- ♪ My hands are shaking... ♪
- [MAN] Svetlana Fisher.
1064
00:51:26,465 --> 00:51:28,880
♪ The long you seek away ♪
1065
00:51:28,881 --> 00:51:32,255
♪
1066
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:36,022
♪ Away ♪
1067
00:51:36,071 --> 00:51:40,014
♪ Away from today ♪
1068
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,689
Spasibo.
1069
00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:47,174
♪ Away from today ♪
1070
00:51:50,788 --> 00:51:54,466
♪ Away from today ♪
1071
00:51:58,256 --> 00:52:00,224
Hey.
1072
00:52:00,446 --> 00:52:02,756
Okay, you don't have to
go to rehab, 'cause...
1073
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,206
... we brought rehab to you.
1074
00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:07,978
[SIGHS] Go away.
1075
00:52:08,103 --> 00:52:10,156
- [LIP] No, look.
- [YOUENS] Hey.
1076
00:52:10,445 --> 00:52:13,464
I'm not let you just roll
over and die, all right?
1077
00:52:14,084 --> 00:52:16,105
[BRAD] We're just gonna
tell you our stories,
1078
00:52:16,130 --> 00:52:17,969
- see if you relate.
- [LIP] Yeah.
1079
00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:20,691
Brad can tell you about the time
he almost killed his girlfriend,
1080
00:52:20,722 --> 00:52:24,697
and, uh, Dan has some surprising
hooking-for-drugs stories.
1081
00:52:25,192 --> 00:52:26,835
It's good stuff.
1082
00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:29,943
Didn't know AA made house calls.
1083
00:52:30,068 --> 00:52:31,369
[BRAD] Oh, yeah.
1084
00:52:31,396 --> 00:52:34,642
Think of us like, uh,
foul-mouthed Jehovah's Witnesses.
1085
00:52:37,098 --> 00:52:39,520
You don't have to do anything
but listen, all right?
1086
00:52:39,964 --> 00:52:41,598
Can I drink while I listen?
1087
00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:43,422
Not a problem.
1088
00:52:43,611 --> 00:52:47,128
♪ Away from today ♪
1089
00:52:47,757 --> 00:52:49,879
♪
1090
00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:54,921
♪ Away from today ♪
1091
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:58,803
♪
1092
00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:00,505
[WOMAN ON TV] Go up with the hips.
1093
00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,158
Go left, right...
1094
00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:06,966
[FLIES BUZZING]
1095
00:53:17,301 --> 00:53:18,825
♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ♪
1096
00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:22,076
♪ DAN CROLL'S "AWAY FROM TODAY" ♪
1097
00:53:22,423 --> 00:53:24,256
♪
1098
00:53:25,329 --> 00:53:26,432
Hey.
1099
00:53:29,905 --> 00:53:31,695
Maybe he wants me to know he got clean.
1100
00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:32,894
You don't need to deal with that.
1101
00:53:32,904 --> 00:53:34,940
You're a strong, independent
woman, just like me.
1102
00:53:34,952 --> 00:53:37,410
This sober sex thing,
it's not working for me.
1103
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:40,032
If you gotta, then try no-string sex.
1104
00:53:40,069 --> 00:53:42,650
What can I do to be a better father?
1105
00:53:42,659 --> 00:53:45,969
We don't have enough
fathers in our PTA car wash.
1106
00:53:45,999 --> 00:53:48,313
- Can't be afraid to get wet.
- Find me.
1107
00:53:50,273 --> 00:53:52,938
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