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Now here's the happy couple's
first act of teamwork!
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Next, they'll swear their love with a kiss!
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A dream? Thank god.
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It's dark. What time is it? Is it still night?
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Bon Jour.
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Ya jerk!!
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Forgive my rudeness. I wished to show you
my present as soon as possible.
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Your bridal training is finally nearing an end.
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There's only one week
until the wedding, after all.
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One week?!
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By the time of the wedding...
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you must learn to swallow this,
at least, in one gulp.
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Poor Mademoiselle Ranma.
This is all for the sake of our love.
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Jus' one more week--!
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Can you really swallow it whole?
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How can I do somethin' like that?
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Isn't Martial Arts Dining just a
speed-eating contest?
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How would you plan an attack...?
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Fight over the same food.
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Or steal the food from your opponent.
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Or interfere with the opponent's eating.
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It's those three ways.
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But it won't work unless you can eat fast.
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Right. But the Gourmet de Foie Gras
can succeed even with a small mouth.
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I'll never lose!
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So you stay outside and make sure
nobody comes in.
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Is that all?
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Just keep everybody out.
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Don't you peek in here, either.
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Jerk! Why would he train for
Gourmet de Foie Gras in the bathroom?
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What does this hot and cold water
have to do with the training?
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Who knows?
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Begin!
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Here goes!
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With speed and accuracy,
I'll strike only the water!
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Ranma--!
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No, Akane! You mustn't come in!
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Dad, what's Ranma doing, anyway?
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Trust in Ranma.
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There's nothing you can do for him right now.
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Just watch over him. All right?
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Ranma...!
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I guess it would be embarrassing
if people saw you, right, Ranma?
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Blast you--!
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Dinner is over.
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Leftovers again?!
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I'm sorry. I get choked up thinking about
the wedding and can't eat.
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There're only three days until the wedding!
This will never do!
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Of course not.
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It's time for my bath now. Excuse me.
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Well?! Shall we stop?!
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Keep goin'! At this rate, I'll never defeat Picolet!
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I don't know how, but I've
gained weight! Could it be...
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Mademoiselle Ranma's doing?
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One more time!
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What?
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I said Mademoiselle Ranma has been practicing...
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the Gourmet de Foie Gras technique.
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Reason number one, her strange behavior.
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Number two, her sudden loss of weight.
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Number three, I've gained weight.
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It seems she's been using me for practice.
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However, the Gourmet de Foie Gras
is an extremely dangerous skill.
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It's not easily mastered.
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Moreover, the experts of the technique...
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have all met with unnatural deaths.
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Met with unnatural deaths. Unnatural deaths.
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No...! No!
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That's what she said.
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So please stop learning
that dangerous technique.
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Do you want me to marry
into the Chardin family?
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Unless I can get out of this steel corset...
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I can't be a guy again!
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The only life I'll have is as the bride
of the Chardin family.
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There's only one way I can avoid that.
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To fight and defeat Picolet!
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Will he be all right?
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He's become so weak.
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Even if he fights, he'll never win!
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Here goes!
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We couldn't even see his fork move.
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And he's accurately struck only the buckets.
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You're going to show us
the Gourmet de Foie Gras?!
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Right. I'll make this watermelon
disappear in an instant.
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This is my own invention.
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Gourmet de Foie Gras, Saotome Style!!
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An evil omen!
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How's that?
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Dad, did you see that?
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Mr. Saotome?
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That just shows I've perfected
my Gourmet de Foie Gras.
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At last I've mastered it--
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Ranma!! Ranma?!
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Are you all right, Ranma?!
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I told you! You'll die an unnatural death!
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Wait--!
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Where're you going in your condition?!
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You should know! I'm gonna
challenge Picolet to a fight!
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You can't! You need more time to rest!
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There's only two days until the wedding.
If I don't end it quick...
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I'm gonna hafta marry Picolet!
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Dad...!
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The world of martial arts is harsh, Akane.
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Ranma...!
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What's that watermelon doing up there?
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Could the Gourmet de Foie Gras be...?!
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Monsieur Picolet--
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I shall teach you for the first time...
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the counter moves against
the Gourmet de Foie Gras!
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I wanted to ask a favor of you.
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A favor of me?
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I feel quite apprehensive.
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You are handsome and kind, Monsieur Picolet.
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But are you truly a man I can respect?!
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What do you mean?
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Before our marriage,
I wish to know your true strength.
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If you should lose...
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I wish to cancel the engagement!
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And you will remove this corset.
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This is perfect!
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The day before the wedding,
it is the custom of the Chardin family...
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to hold a graduation dinner when
the bride completes her training.
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It's more than I could wish for!
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Mademoiselle Ranma,
we'll see how you've improved.
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Watch. I'll embarrass you in front of everybody...
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with my Gourmet de Foie Gras.
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Thank you for waiting, everyone.
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We now present a single-round match
of Martial Arts Full Course Dinner.
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In the red corner the head of
the French School of Martial Arts Dining...
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Picolet Chardin!
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And in the blue corner, the bridal candidate...
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Ranma Saotome!
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Hello, everyone!
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Do you think Ranma can win?
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Even if he loses, I'll get
all the French food I want for life.
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These are the rules:
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To win, one must clean his plate first.
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However, he must not be seen eating!
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If he is...
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he will be charged a penalty for vulgar eating:
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An extra plate of food!
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Challengers, take your places!
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Now Mademoiselle Ranma will be mine.
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I just gotta win or I'll never be a guy again.
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And I'll hafta live in this mansion
as the Chardin bride all my life.
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Forget it!
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I'm gonna win and be a guy again!
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Get set--!
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Look! Ranma's faster!
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Yes, as unsuspecting Picolet eats...
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Ranma's stuffing his own food
into Picolet's mouth.
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This is how Gourmet de Foie Gras
gets around the rule...
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that forbids showing anyone that you're eating.
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A formidable technique.
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See it?! It's Gourmet de Foie Gras,
Saotome Style!
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So she has mastered it, after all.
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But the 400-year-old Chardin tradition
isn't to be trifled with.
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I've defeated your Gourmet de Fois Gras!
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This is the Chardin secret technique.
Gourmet de Foie Gras Counterattack.
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What? How--?
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Plate!
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Vul-gar!
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A hastily-acquired skill can never win!
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There is nothing you can do!
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That's a cute trick, Picolet.
But how about this?!
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I didn't expect this kind of move!
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It's soup! The Gourmet de Foie Gras
won't work on soup!
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For my Gourmet de Foie Gras...
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nothin's impossible!!
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Saotome Technique, Ruban de Soup!
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Soup!!
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Tres bien!
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We're at a disadvantage now!
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I shall use my next move.
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An opening!
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What?!
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Rubber face!!
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Tres bien!
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Rats!
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What a fearsome facial technique!
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How gross.
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-- What an elegant technique!
-- Ecch.
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Defense alone is so boring. I suppose...
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I shall attack now!
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Quiet, you--!
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Vulgar!! Penalty!
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You've run out of ways to stuff my face.
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Crud. If I fail with Gourmet de Foie Gras...
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he kills me with a counter move.
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If all else fails--
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No, Ranma! That won't work anymore!
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The result will always be the same!
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What's this--?!
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We see him eating! It's against the rules!
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Vulgar! Penalty!
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Huh?
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No fair!!
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It's favoritism!
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That was brilliant. I want you
even more for my bride.
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That's if you win, monsieur.
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Well, let's stop playing around now.
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Chardin ultimate secret move!
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What secret move is that?
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Vulgar! This time it's clearly vulgar!
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But he can avoid Ranma's attack
while eating his own food!
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I see. With Picolet bent over like that...
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it's impossible to shove food into his face.
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Tres bien!
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Magnificent, Monsieur Picolet.
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Mademoiselle Ranma has
no chance of winning now.
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Next!!
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Ranma's food is disappearing fast!
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That's absurd--!
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But how--?
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-- My compliments to the chef.
-- He does wonderful work.
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Victory is ours.
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This is bad. The length of the match
has drained Ranma's stamina.
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He won't be able to last out the match!
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What?! Then he'll meet an unnatural death--?!
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Rats! Everythin's gettin' hazy!
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Picolet's down to his last dish!
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We've won.
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This is the finish!
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Not if I can help it!
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Aah! It's coming back!
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Rats!
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Shoot! I got nothin' left! What'll I do...?
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It's over. I'm too hungry ta think.
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I know! That's it!
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That was delicious.
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-- He won!
-- He won!
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I was totally crushed.
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As promised, I shall forget about
my marriage to you.
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-- Aw, don't be so discouraged.
-- Yes.
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But my heart will be yours forever.
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Picolet! I'm sure you'll find
a much nicer girl than me!
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Adieu to you!
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He's a pretty decent guy.
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He really must've loved you.
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By the way, could the
"unnatural" death have been--?
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-- Right. Death from malnutrition.
-- Huh?
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You may pay the food bill from your earlier loss...
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with your daughter's hand in marriage.
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-- Yer nasty after all, ain'tcha?
-- Yes.
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