All language subtitles for The Other Two s01e07 Chase Gets a Nosebleed.eng

[both moaning]

Wait, wait.

I can't.

- I love my wife.
- And stop.

Listen, class.

To win awards, you must do
gay sex scenes.

But how do we know you're gay

if there's no shame on your face?

Oh, hey, I went in
for that new Ryan Murphy thing.

I got halfway through my audition,

and then they cut me off.

Why?

They're not even considering anyone

with under 50,000 Instagram followers.

Eww.

Are you going in for it?

Yeah, on Monday.

I had to call
the casting director myself

because my dumb-ass agent is useless.

- And let's go again.
- [moaning]

- Oh, that's it.
- [moaning]

- Yeah!
- Hey...

- Oh...
- I was thinking...

- [moans]
- We should give Chase fish oil

to help build muscle.

Oh, um, yeah.

- O... okay.
- But it can thin the blood,

so we have to watch out for nosebleeds.

Um, can we just pause the Chase talk

until after we're finished?

Right, right, right.

Hey, do you think that Chase
could tag me in something

to boost my followers?

- Um...
- [moans]

Hey, do you think Chase is liking

his core-strengthening exercises?

- Um...
- And, orgasm.

- Oh, my God!
- [moans]

- Oh, my God.
- [moans]

- Oh, shit.
- [panting]

Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

Well, what about "Watch What Happens"?

Didn't you get any followers from that?

Yeah, but I still need 10,000 more

in the next three days

- to even be considered for the role.
- Oh, my God.

I can't believe that's how it works now.

What's the part?

It's a gas station attendant
who gets his ass eaten.

It's a three-episode arc.

Is this that Ryan Murphy miniseries

about the woman who sues McDonalds?

Yeah, "American Crime Story:
Hot Coffee."

It would be huge for me.

Can you just take one more picture of me

and post it on Chase's
Instagram, please?

Oh, my God, fine.

But this is the last one, okay?

All of his posts today have been you.

Eww, don't smile.

[camera shutter clicks]

Oh, God, we gotta go.

Why are we running?

I've gotta change
Chase's phone number again,

get a bunch of his crotches dropped,

and mail his passport
application by 2:00.

- Where is he going?
- He's going to Ottawa

for some fan meet-up, wherever that is.

- It's the capitol of Canada.
- My God.

Who cares, bitch?

I'm sorry, I'm just...

I'm so overworked.

Mom is MIA doing God knows what.

All I ever do is think about Chase.

Like, what about me?

I need some goddamn romance.

I was sleeping with
his trainer the other day,

and he would not shut up about him.

[groans]

Well, why don't you start
by dating someone

- not on Chase's team?
- I know.

I need to date somebody
not in the industry.

Just some normal, boring guy like...

you know, like this guy, but hot.

I am so sorry.

Hey, um, sorry to bug you,

but are you in that ChaseDreams video?

Yes.

I saw you on "Watch What Happens"!

I love bartending for Andy.

Oh. Yeah, hi, I'm Cary.

- I'm an actor.
- Hey, I'm Cameron.

Look, this is kind of crazy,
but I'm having a party later,

and my friends would freak if you came.

- [laughs]
- DM me for deets.

- I'm @TheCameronColby on Insta.
- Great.

- Hi.
- Hi.

[stammers, clears throat]

- Okay, well, you're going.
- What?

Why would I go to a stranger's party?

Because he's one of those Insta gays,

you know, that, like, runs around

with no shirt on, posting song lyrics

that have nothing to do
with the pic he's put up.

Again, why would I go
to a stranger's party?

So he can tag you.

He's got 1 million followers.

- I'm going to a stranger's party.
- Mm-hmm.

- [laughter]
-
Know you wanna stay

- [cheering]
-
You know you can crash at my place

- Chest exposed.
- Chest exposed.

- I like it.
- Yeah, it's...

- Dude, that's so random.
- Hey!

- [all gasp]
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh! You came!

You guys, look.

This is ChaseDreams's brother.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my gosh.

ALL: Hi.

Cary, this is Colby Dallas,

Dallas Drake, and Drake Cameron.

Hi. Uh, did I ruin the photo?

Should we... should we
take another one, or...

No, it's okay.

We got a good one right before you came.

Great, great.

Well I will just, um,
hang out with you guys.

- Sweet!
- Perf.

- Yeah.
- Cool!

[mellow music playing]

[clears throat]

So tell me about your job.

Uh, you know,

I've been so work-obsessed lately.

Why don't we talk about your job, Tad?

I work for a window manufacturer.

- Oh, so you make windows.
- No, I wish.

Companies send us measurements,

and we work with the factories
that make the windows,

and we handle delivering
the windows to the sites.

Oh, um, okay. Let's see.

What's a good follow-up
question to that?

[upbeat music playing]

[cheering, laughter]

Uh, yeah, yeah.

I guess I like breakfast.

- Yeah... thank you!
- Me too.

- That's what we're saying.
- I don't.

- Oh, my God.
- So what do you guys do?

We're influencers. You know, creators.

Yeah, but... but, like, what do you do?

- Uh, like, I'm an actor.
- Oh.

I do inspiration.

Colby's more, like, lifestyle...

- Yeah.
- I'm religious, kinda.

And I used to be fat,
but now I have two nieces.

Cool, cool.

Well, should we take a photo

to commemorate this moment, or...

[laughter]

You're so funny.

A photo would actually be hilarious,

but we just posted a few hours ago.

And we won't post again
until 1:00 a.m. East Coast time

so we can get the West Coast likes

when people are
scrolling themselves to sleep.

But... well, that's in, like, four hours.

Won't... won't we all
be in our beds by then, or...

[laughter]

He's killing me!

- [slurping]
- But glass actually starts out...

as sand.

Well, that certainly has nothing to do

with my work, which is what I wanted.

Oh, here's another thing that's boring:

Ottawa is the capitol of Canada.

I actually have a list

of Canadian cities that I want to visit.

You know what, Tad?
Let's just go back to your place.

Oh, did you not want to...
stay and keep talking?

Absolutely not.

Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.

I hated social media,

but then I started doing it,
and now I don't.

You know?

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Sorry.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

[muffled music, chatter]

[both moaning]

[both breathing heavily]

Hold on one second.

[ChaseDreams' "Stink" playing]

- Perfect.
- [moaning]

Um... God.

Uh, this song is everywhere.

Um, do you mind if we just listen

to something else?

ChaseDreams, he's...

he's, weirdly, my brother.

- [laughs]
- I know.

That's why I swiped right.

- Eww, what?
- Look.

I know you said you don't
want to talk about work,

but since you brought it up,
what is Chase like?

I'm a huge fan.

What is the problem?

You love him, I love him.

- He's an artist.
- Eww.

- He's a singer.
- Look, here, here.

I want to a play a song
inspired by Chase.

- No, I mean...
-
Chasing rainbows

[alarm chirping]

[gasps, groans]

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Here we go. All right.

- All right, yeah.
- Kind of just...

[indistinct chatter]

[pop music playing]

Okay, yeah.
Um, and Dallas, just lean out

'cause you're kind of blocking me.

Yeah, that's better.

[camera shutter clicks]

- Nailed it.
- We got it!

- Great, good.
- Cary, hi.

We're just gonna put on glasses

and get in the pool
like a bunch of idiots.

Gosh, I actually have to go.

I have, uh, work early,
and it's getting really late.

Oh, are you shooting something?

Yes, it's a very big movie.

Um, but it was very nice
to meet you guys.

ALL: Bye.

- He's so funny.
- [laughs]

[elevator dings]

All right, let's see that pic.

No!

Well, you know, it's romantic
to be serenaded.

It was not romantic,
and it was not a break

- from thinking about Chase.
- Right.

But I have this date tonight

with this guy from "Rolling Stone,"

so he's not, like, on Chase's team,

but he's in the industry enough
not to be a superfan.

- Also, he's British, so...
- Accent.

- Uncut.
- Ugh, look at this.

Oh, is this the picture they posted?

- Wait, where are you?
- Standing out of frame.

Oh. I'm sorry, Care.

I know. Now I gotta find another way

to get 10,000 followers in two days.

Oh, why don't you adopt
one of those ugly dogs?

You know, the ones
that look dead but aren't.

I tried.

The shelter said those
are now the first to go.

- Oh.
- I know.

All right, I gotta go to work.

- Bye.
- Bye.

[groans]

Oh, hey, my friend Reese

went in for that Ryan Murphy thing,

and they asked him about followers too.

- [groans]
- You'd love Reese.

Or, no, you'd hate him.

Reese is the one that got
in the fist-fight with my mom.

- [laughs]
- Oh, shit.

Holy smokes!

It's Cameron, Colby, and the Instagays!

What? How do you know them?

Cary, hi!

Hi, guys. What's up?

Oh, we were just taking a photo

in front of a school that burned down.

I think we're gonna caption it,

- "You make me want to la-la."
- BOTH: Yeah.

Um, how's the movie shoot going?

Good, good.

You know, getting all the shots.

Are you playing a waiter?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Uh, I am playing the waiter, actually.

The movie's called "The Waiter."

[all gasping, murmuring]

- We were just talking about you.
- Oh.

Do you want to come to church tonight?

- As in...
- Church.

8:00. Wanna come?

Uh, s... sure.

- I will go to church.
- ALL: Yay!

Yeah, maybe after, we can try again

for those West Coast sleep-scrollers.

[laughter]

Cary, you're literally Amy Schumer.

See you tonight.

ALL: Bye.

Sorry, um, what do you guys
wear to church?

Yeah, I've been there four years.

Oh, my God, that is so cool.

I read "Rolling Stone"
all through high school.

- Did you?
- Well, no,

but I did masturbate to the one

with Justin Timberlake on the cover

for, like, all of 2003. [laughs]

Oh, the one where he's
wearing the turquoise necklace.

Yeah.

I had to Sharpie it out so I could cum.

[both laughing]

- It is dumb to say this is fun?
- No.

I'm having fun too.

I just have to use the restroom.

- Okay.
- And I may or may not

stalk your social media while I'm away.

Oh, I'm about to go deep.

[soft music playing]

Okay.

Let's see that body.

Wait, where's the body?

[laughs]

What?

"Hate myself"?

Okay.

"Tell him stop"?

Uh, excuse me?

I need another drink,
and make it a triple.

You were drinking wine.

Yeah, I want a bottle of wine.

[organ music]

ALL: Cary!

- Cary, what's up?
- Hi, hey.

Is this... is this not a church service?

Christ, no. It's a photoshoot.

Oh! Perfect, good.

- Yes.
- Okay, do you want to wear

a red Speedo or hold your balls?

I guess, since we're in a church,

- uh, red Speedo?
- Cool.

- Colby can hold his balls.
- Mm-hmm.

[sighs]

- Hello?
- Oh, hi.

- It's Dallas.
- Hey, what's wrong?

Sometimes I hate taking photos

with the other guys.

- I'm so ugly next to them.
- What?

You're like, so hot it sucks.

If this partition wasn't here,
I'd slap you.

[laughs] Thanks, Cary.

- You're so funny.
- Okay, everyone!

Get in position!

I call dead center!

Hey. How was stalking me?

- Find anything good?
- Not really.

Do you just, like... [scoffs]

- Never go to the beach?
- Is everything okay?

Your vibe feels harder.

Actually, I was thinking

we could play a sexy little game.

It's called, "What Musician
Do You Hate?"

Not sure how that's sexy, but...

I guess Maroon 5 kind of sucks.

No, like, who would you love to meet

so that you can tell them "stop"?

Um, Susan Boyle.

[forced laughter]

You're so funny.

You love to say mean little things,

and you get away with it
because you have

a hot accent and an uncut dick.

Actually, I'm cut.

I... I'm sorry, I take it back.

Maroon 5 doesn't suck?

No, of course they suck.
That's their whole point.

I'm talking about my
little brother, ChaseDreams.

- Is everything okay here?
- No. This man is cut,

and he likes to hurt little boys.

Okay, we got the timer on.

And here we go.

Ugh, you looking at
my weird shoulder hair?

I know, I'm like an ugly werewolf

- next to these guys.
- What?

I would sacrifice years of my life

for just one of your shoulders.

Thanks, Cary. You're so funny.

[camera shutter clicks]

Um, that's a good idea.

- Let's do, like, a funny one.
- Oh, yeah.

- Okay, good, yeah.
- Okay, and...

Good.

Three, two, one...

[camera shutter clicking]

Wait, how did you guys pose?

Do you need me to call the police?

- What did this man do?
- Yes!

He posted mean jokes about my brother

online six months ago.

I can't call the police for that.

And then he screen-shotted those jokes

- and posted them again.
- I'll call the police.

Oh! Well, well, well.

Look who it is, Paul.

- ChaseDreams.
- Brooke?

Oh, my God, what's happening?

Exactly what you wanted.

- Hello?
- You're meeting ChaseDreams.

Tell him "stop."

What? How do I make it stop?

Buddy, are you okay?

Your face looks bad.

Oh, so his face looks bad

and his voice is bad? [scoffs]

You've got a lot of nerve
tonight, buddy.

- Brooke, where are you?
- I'm sorry for what I posted.

He's a good singer.

He's not a singer. He's an artist.

But his face is covered in blood.

What? [gasps]

Oh, my God, Chase.
The fish oil... okay, um...

- I need help.
- I'm coming right home.

Just tilt your head back, okay?

I hope you learned your lesson.

I think my caption's
gonna be how Christmas

is a time for all people to
be thankful and to give back.

Mine's either "Lucy
in the sky with diamonds"

or something more about Christmas.

Mine's gonna be #ChristmasGoals.

Aww, I love that.

So funny you guys
are doing Christmas captions

this far from Christmas.

Well, we're not gonna post them now.

We're gonna post them on Christmas.

What?

We look way too fat after Thanksgiving,

so we take the Christmas pics
ahead of time.

How are these Christmas pics?

Church plus red Speedos.

God damn it.

[laughter]

He's so funny.

So I think the takeaway
is that I need to date guys

who literally have no idea who Chase is.

I think the takeaway
is "no more fish oil."

Yeah, we are off of that.

Oh, hey, did you get
all the followers you needed?

No! I even tried making an ASMR video.

One of those whisper videos?

Ain't right, ain't natural.

Yeah, I actually
lost followers on that video,

so now I need 10,073 by tomorrow.

Wait.

Who's this skank?

[phone vibrating]

Oh, my God, it's Colby.

"Wanna come hike with us, bitch?

We got an extra animal onesie."

- Eww.
- Hiking in onesies?

Do you know how many photos
they're gonna take?

Okay, I gotta go.

I think I should do something
to my hair,

'cause their hair is always so cool.

I'm just gonna...

Are you becoming an Instagay?

What? No. No.

I just want to book this miniseries.

Okay, bye.

Good luck on all your dates today.

Bye.

[upbeat music]

So you've never heard of ChaseDreams

- or his music?
- Nah.

- I don't know who that is.
- Perfect.

Only music I listen to is Phish.

Seen 'em live 712 times.

And then, like, the whole Uber

reeked of taco salad.

I'm like, "I have to give
this guy five stars.

I feel so bad."

- [all laughing]
- Great story, five stars.

But, guys, uh, right here
is very picturesque.

Could we take a picture here, maybe?

Cary, you're seriously cracking me up.

[laughter]

No, I haven't heard
of ChaseDreams or Phish.

- I... I don't like music.
- Hot.

- What do you like?
- Books.

Books, I love.

I love reading books,
talking about books.

But then I was like,
instead of just telling her

the truth, I'll just let her have it.

Like, it doesn't hurt me.
You know what I mean?

Hey, guys, what about this?

What about this?

What a funny image, right?

Imagine scrolling past this.

- Me as a hot cow.
- Oh, my God, a baby bird!

[all gasp, exclaim] What?

- Out here?
- Oh, my God!

ALL: Aww!

So nice to meet you.

Congrats again on getting
rescued from that basement!

You okay?

Can I get you anything?

Yeah, you can knock me out
and wake me when I'm dead.

- Horse troubles?
- What?

No, didn't you just see

all those awful dates I was on?

Yeah.

- Not a winner in the bunch.
- No.

I... I just started dating
because I was so consumed

with work, and then it just
ended up being more work.

- You know what my sister did?
- I don't.

My sister was so fed up
with the dating scene

that she posted an ad
saying that she would be

wearing a red dress
standing in Madison Square Park

holding a single red rose,

and she invited any handsome bachelor

to come by, sweep her off her feet.

She's now been married eight years.

[scoffs] Nuh-uh.

That is so dumb.

I would never do that in a million...

Oh, my God, yes.

Okay. Beautiful, right?

Yep, so let's take a picture.

Huh?

I said let's take a picture right here

with this beautiful... lake.

Oh, we're just here for the nature.

It's No-Post Sunday.

"No-Post Sunday"?

Then why the hell
am I hanging out with you?

- Excuse me?
- Cameron, what's happening?

Cary's not being funny.

Are you... Brooke?

Wow.

You're gorgeous.

So are you.

I can't believe it.

I mean, you knew nothing about me,

and you saw an ad on Craigslist and...

and decided to take a chance
on a stranger

in Madison Square Park.

That's...

pathetic.

You're a loser. I'm a loser.

I'm sorry.

I have to leave.

I'm a loser?

If we're not taking pictures,

what's with these stupid onesies?

They're comfy.

Not everything we do
is to get a picture.

Cary, were you just, like, using us

to leech off our followers?

Cary, we thought you liked us

for who we are, not our work.

You call what you do "work"?

All you do is get naked
and post pictures

and have sex with each other!

We don't have sex with each other.

What? Why don't you?

- BOTH: We're virgins.
- And I'm straight.

And I used to be fat
but now I have two nieces.

That's not a thing, Drake.

Okay, that's the problem with you guys.

You don't do anything!

I actually do something.

- I act.
- Like what?

- What are you in?
- I'm trying to do something,

but the way this business works
is you gotta do stupid shit

like this to even get to that level.

So I'm gonna go over here,

and I'm gonna pose
like a little pouty cow,

and you're gonna take a picture
and fucking tag me!

Wait, are you filming?
Please don't film.

- "Do not trust this thirsty..."
- Don't.

- "Shady bitch..."
- Cameron, no.

"@CaryDubek."

No, please don't post that.
Please don't.

- Sad.
- Please don't.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Wait, I just got 100 new followers.

Could you actually tweet that?

[flat] Oh, yeah.

Hey... [panting]

What should we use instead of fish oil?

Oh, um...

I don't know.

I think Chase might like flaxseed.

But then again, he might not
like flaxseed.

Yeah, I didn't end up getting the part,

but it was down to me and one other guy,

which is the closet I've ever gotten.

- Who ended up getting it?
- Frankie Grande.

He brought someone to eat his ass

at the audition, so...

Sorry again that I asked
if your brother could tag me.

It's okay.

Sorry I asked him to tag me instead.

No, no, he's your brother.

- Use him if you got him.
- Yeah.

Yes.

Shame, whispered apologies.

Now, that's a gay sex scene.

- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Sorry, sorry.

- Sorry.
- No, no, no, I'm sorry.

So you need a great deal of heat.

1,700 degrees Celsius,

which is about 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

Uh, so it's not gonna get
that hot on Earth.

You won't see any beaches... [laughs]

Made of glass.

Um, it's fascinating.

Maybe she saw your
pubes once and she's like,

- "all I see are Jimmy's pubes."
- Yeah.

That sounds like what
a principle would say.

[upbeat music]

Hey, guys, welcome to
The Other Show again.

- My name is Chris.
- I'm Sarah.

And we're here with
Drew and Hel?ne, and Jimmy

and Navaris who play a
couple of the Insta Gays

in this episode.

[loud cheering]

We're very excited
for this episode to air

and to shoot this episode
'cause it really made us laugh,

and you guys are so funny in this.

Thank you.

Those characters that
are bitchy gay guys is such

a stereotype, so to play
someone who's, they have no...

like they're just really kind.

- Yeah.
- Oh, no, totally, yeah.

- Drew's the villain.
- It was so great

- that my character's the villain.
- Drew's the absolute villain.

It's so, it was so refreshing
to be like, 'Yeah their not

bad, I am bad.'

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- [laughter]
- I'm using them.

All you do it get
naked and post pictures

and have sex with each other.

We don't have sex with each other.

What? Why don't you?

I had to go through and
unfollow a bunch of these guys

because I would just
like, be out in the world,

and I would be technically
looking at porn.

- [laughter]
- Oh, yeah!

Because I'd be like hiding my phone
like over in the corner.

And I was like, I can't just
be looking at a man's full butt

at the doctor's office waiting room.

But it happens suddenly
enough where you follow one,

- then two, and then...
- Yes!

in a year you're like this is
porn I'm scrolling through.

He said when we would
like researching-ish

the Insta-Gay culture, any
profile I went to was like,

- followed by Drew Darker.
- [loud laughter]

Are you Brooke?

Wow!

I was wondering about the model.

- Oh, my god!
- Oh, in Madison Square Park.

Yes, I'll talk about it.

You see beautiful people
like that in person,

and it's like truly shocking.

It was shocking when I watched it.

Like a drawing, he looks like a drawing.

He looks like a drawing,
it's unbelievable to me,

I feel like I wanted to ask him

but I didn't quite
know how to phrase it,

like what is it like to look like you?

- I was mad at you.
- Like how has that been?

But he would have killed her
though, like clearly like...

- Who shows up like...
- Yeah, like 100%

- in the middle of the day?
- That was the original joke, yeah!

He was originally going to say,

"Now I have to find
someone else to kill."

- [laughter]
- How come you guys cut it?

I dunno, we liked him being like...

- Liked a very handsome man saying, 'I'm a loser.'
- ...left in an existential crisis.

That was actually one of my favorite
things to shoot as well,

because we shot that
in Madison Square Park,

- like in the early, early morning.
- Yeah.

And shooting in New York City
in like, iconic areas

like that in the morning, they're empty

and you sort of watch
the city come alive

while you're standing there,
and it's really amazing.

Let's see that body.

Wait, where's the body?

This is sort of an embarrassing thing,

but maybe it will spark something,

but you go on a date with that guy,

Paul, from Rolling
Stone, but we were like,

oh what's a good douchey Twitter
handle for a guy like this.

And we used my real one from high school

because it was so douchey.

My AIM screen-name, in high school

was King of Sarcasm Zero-One.

- [laughter] That's me!
- No, it's not!

I must have been thinking like,
I am pretty sarcastic.

[laughter]

In fact, I'm the king of it.

I had just ended a
production of West Side Story,

and I was Baby John, and so
my screen was Baby John Five.

- [laughing]
- Isn't that just like...

- That's okay.
- It's sad, you do one production.

You were proud of that
production and that performance!

It's so embarrassing, like Baby John...

It's very literal to
be like, I was Baby John,

my screen-name should be Baby John.

Well, yeah, it is kind of like

when you are in high school,
like one thing you've done,

you make your entire personality.

- It's a big deal!
- Yeah.

Oh, as a matter of
fact, I was a big deal

in West Side Story, and
it wasn't my screen-name,

but my class ring says,
"A Big Deal," on it.

- Oh, no!
- Whoa, that's good!

Wow, West Side Story fucked us up.

[laughter]

Mine was Belleoftheball,
because of a Guster song,

where that is a lyric, 103, which is

where in the song, that
lyric first appears.

Whoa...

But the Belle was spelled with an E,

because that was my
favorite Disney princess.

- That's rough.
- Oh, my...

- Isn't that just like, layers of sadness?
- There's so many layers.

- Honestly though if I'd known
- This is so earnest.

Sarah in in high school,
I would have been like,

"you are deep girl, I wanna be like you."

Mine, was complicated,

- [chuckling]
- because I'm a big X-Men fan.

- Okay.
- Okay.

So I wanted an X in it, and my mom

had a porcelain figure of a swan...

- [laughing]
- Oh, God.

I looked to like, the
left, and it was there,

- so I was like, Swanex. And it was like,
- [chuckling]

S W A N E X, and it
sounds like a cleaner

- that you would like, use.
- Wait, S W A N E X?

Yeah, S W A N E X,
and it was like, Swanex.

You did, like, what they
do in bad writing in comedy,

then they're like, my name
is Bob Treestonefloor.

[laughter]

Let's do like, a funny one.

- Oh, yeah, okay good, yeah.
- Yeah!

- Okay, and...
- Good.

Three, two, one.

[shutter clicking]

Wait, how did you guys pose?

So we asked you guys to show us

pictures that you had
posted on the internet,

where you were being thirsty.

Okay, this is Navaris.

- That is good!
- Oh, wow!

Is this your hair?

That is good!

Yeah, that was me in like, 2016.

Wow!

We were like, send
the picture that's like,

we can kind of like, laugh about

'cause you're just too thirsty in it,

and we got this and we were like...

No, that's fine, he
should post it, that's good.

- [laughter]
- That's just not good...

I would love to see that on my scroll.

I'm really repressed, I think,

- [laughing]
- so I'm like... but I still want

- to participate, I'm like, okay.
- Yeah.

- [laughter]
- Yeah!

We asked Drew for a thirsty photo,

and it's him as a speck!

- [laughing]
- You have to zoom in

so much to see any body.

- But that's what you said.
- Yeah!

You were like, if someone's
going to "work for it,"

- Yeah!
- Then they're gonna get the reward.

If they really zoom in,

you will see a blurry,
kind-of-good chest.

- [chuckling] Let's show Jimmy's.
- Okay, Jimmy's is good.

This is also good.

Whoa!

How did you get that?

- How did you get that?
- [laughing]

I'm freaking out.

This is like, Justin Theroux!

And by the way, when you
post a thirsty photo,

your thirst gets quenched!

- [chuckling]
- People like that shit!

- That's why people do it.
- Yeah!

- I know it works!
- I know!

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